This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for UK Gold on Wednesday, May 22 2013

06:00The Brittas Empire The Christening Farcical sitcom fun. Gordon organises a full-scale rehearsal for the christening of his twin sons and drafts in his twin brother, Rev Horatio Brittas, to officiate. 
06:30Goodnight Sweetheart My Heart Belongs to Daddy Comedy with one foot in the 40s, the other in the 90s. When Gary's past catches up with his present, he wonders whether he and Phoebe have a future. 
07:00Goodnight Sweetheart Mine's a Double Final series of the time-travelling comedy. A stormy night in the 1940s has a striking effect on Gary's journey back to the present. 
07:40The Brittas Empire Biggles Tells a Lie Chris Barrie is the insufferable Gordon Brittas in this leisure centre sitcom. Deputy managers Colin and Laura step into the breach when Gordon has a day off. 
08:20The Good Life Pig's Lib Comic complications abound in the self-sufficiency sitcom. Margo is horrified when one of Tom and Barbara's pigs breaks into her garden, prompting a visit to the abattoir. 
09:00The Good Life The Thing in the Cellar Much-loved sitcom that made a sex symbol of Felicity Kendal. Tom builds a generator fuelled by pig dung and has call for it after a fishing trip. 
09:40The Good Life The Pagan Rite Tom gets the chance to earn some extra money behind Barbara's back. But he doesn't want to use it to pay boring old bills - but then a furious Barbara finds out. 
10:20Goodnight Sweetheart Mine's a Double Final series of the time-travelling comedy. A stormy night in the 1940s has a striking effect on Gary's journey back to the present. 
11:00'Allo 'Allo! The Gypsy Carnival More laughs at the expense of just about every nation in the EU! Michelle plans to release the airmen from the drain in the square under cover of a gypsy fair. 
11:40Last of the Summer Wine Has Anyone Seen a Peruvian Wart? Roy Clarke's enduringly popular sitcom. Tempted by her baking, a renowned romancer of gullible women focuses his attentions on the widow Nora Batty. 
12:20Last of the Summer Wine Hermione (the Short Course): Young-at-heart sitcom. Howard is alarmed that his love life may feature in Clegg's memoirs. Smiler is aghast when a potential relationship suddenly ends. 
13:00Only Fools and Horses Healthy Competition South London sitcom with 'businessmen' Del and Rodney - or is that Mickey and Rodney? Rodders feels it's time to go it alone, but Del and Grandad aren't so sure. 
13:40Only Fools and Horses Friday the 14th Officially one of the nation's favourite sitcoms. Del's latest foolproof scheme for making millions - game fishing - backfires when events take an unusual turn. 
14:20One Foot in the Grave Descent into the Maelstrom David Renwick's masterly comic creation Victor Meldrew. Roger, Victor's cousin, accidentally invites the couple to his 60th birthday. What a mistake! 
15:00One Foot in the Grave Hearts of Darkness Why can't the Meldrews just have a nice pleasant day out? Naturally, a trip out on the river leads to epic complications for Victor and his long-suffering spouse. 
15:40One Foot in the Grave Warm Champagne More great, dark comedy as the Meldrews are back from holiday and find that their neighbours Patrick (aka Angus Deayton) and Pippa have put their house on the market. 
16:20Last of the Summer Wine Has Anyone Seen a Peruvian Wart? Roy Clarke's enduringly popular sitcom. Tempted by her baking, a renowned romancer of gullible women focuses his attentions on the widow Nora Batty. 
17:00Last of the Summer Wine Hermione (the Short Course): Young-at-heart sitcom. Howard is alarmed that his love life may feature in Clegg's memoirs. Smiler is aghast when a potential relationship suddenly ends. 
17:40Only Fools and Horses Yesterday Never Comes More classic laughs with Peckham's most famous businessmen. To Rodney and Grandad's consternation, Del flirts with the antiques business, and a dealer. 
18:20Only Fools and Horses May the Force Be with You Genius comedy with Del and Rodders. An old schoolfriend of Del's returns to Peckham. Guest star Jim Broadbent plays the slimy Detective Inspector Slater. 
19:00Goodnight Sweetheart Just in Time Time-travel comedy series. When a workman arrives to mend the hole in the space-time continuum, Gary has to decide where his future lies. 
19:40'Allo 'Allo! The Gypsy Carnival More laughs at the expense of just about every nation in the EU! Michelle plans to release the airmen from the drain in the square under cover of a gypsy fair. 
20:20Gavin & Stacey Third series of the feelgood sitcom. Gavin is uncomfortable with Gwen and Bryn knowing the details of his and Stacey's sex life. Pete and Dawn prepare to renew their wedding vows. 
21:00Mrs Brown's Boys Mammy Rides Again New to Gold. Comedy about a brash Irish matriarch. Mrs Brown's hopes of impressing the bride's mother hit trouble when she isn't invited to Maria's hen party. 
21:40Gimme Gimme Gimme Saturday Night Diva Not subtle but still funny, with Kathy Burke as one of the two flatmates from hell. Tom meets a gorgeous Italian named Nino, whom he attempts to impress. 
22:20Gimme Gimme Gimme I Do, I Do, I Do The flat sharing sitcom with the gay guy and self-deluded party girl. Linda appears on The Terry Clinger Show, while Tom announces that he is getting married. 
23:00I'm Alan Partridge Alan Wide Shut Steve Coogan's perfect creation. Alan's book is due to be pulped and he's clearly feeling the strain at Lynn's baptism. But, needless to say, he has the last laugh! 
23:40Mrs Brown's Boys Mammy Rides Again New to Gold. Comedy about a brash Irish matriarch. Mrs Brown's hopes of impressing the bride's mother hit trouble when she isn't invited to Maria's hen party. 
00:20Rev. The final part of the acclaimed comedy series. After a terrible review of one of his sermons on a Christian website, Adam has a crisis of faith and drunkenly comes on to Ellie. 
01:00Gimme Gimme Gimme Saturday Night Diva Not subtle but still funny, with Kathy Burke as one of the two flatmates from hell. Tom meets a gorgeous Italian named Nino, whom he attempts to impress. 
01:30Gimme Gimme Gimme I Do, I Do, I Do The flat sharing sitcom with the gay guy and self-deluded party girl. Linda appears on The Terry Clinger Show, while Tom announces that he is getting married. 
02:00I'm Alan Partridge Alan Wide Shut Steve Coogan's perfect creation. Alan's book is due to be pulped and he's clearly feeling the strain at Lynn's baptism. But, needless to say, he has the last laugh! 
02:30Rev. The final part of the acclaimed comedy series. After a terrible review of one of his sermons on a Christian website, Adam has a crisis of faith and drunkenly comes on to Ellie. 
03:00Teleshopping Shopping from home. 
06:00The Brittas Empire Biggles Tells a Lie Chris Barrie is the insufferable Gordon Brittas in this leisure centre sitcom. Deputy managers Colin and Laura step into the breach when Gordon has a day off.