This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for E4 on Tuesday, May 28 2013

06:00Switched Aspiring Olympic gymnast Irene gives up her rigorous training schedule to become a regular teenage girl, while Kylie struggles to master round-offs and cartwheels. [SL] 
06:2090210 What's Past Is Prologue Gia encourages Adrianna to audition for a band, Dixon has a surprise visit from his biological mother, and Navid falls out with Naomi. 
07:05Ugly Betty The Fall Issue The shock death of a Mode editor leaves Betty and Marc competing for the same job. Wilhelmina blackmails Claire into announcing her resignation. 
07:50Desperate Housewives Truly Content Gaby hires a private detective to investigate an important matter. Lynette is stunned when Tom's doctor prescribes an unorthodox remedy for his depression. 
08:40Scrubs My Two Dads JD mistakenly reveals to Dr Kelso that Dr Cox is preparing to carry out a procedure on a patient that isn't covered by medical insurance. 
09:10Rules of Engagement Pimp My Bride Jeff finally buys the car that he has always wanted. Russell hopes to get a date with a model by allowing Audrey to use his flat for a photo shoot. 
09:4090210 What's Past Is Prologue Gia encourages Adrianna to audition for a band, Dixon has a surprise visit from his biological mother, and Navid falls out with Naomi. 
10:35Ugly Betty The Fall Issue The shock death of a Mode editor leaves Betty and Marc competing for the same job. Wilhelmina blackmails Claire into announcing her resignation. 
11:35Charmed Marry-Go-Round Phoebe prepares for her marriage, unaware that the Source now has total control over Cole, while the Seer plots to change their wedding ceremony into a dark ritual. 
12:30Hollyoaks Dodger vows to find Texas's murderer, Tony's attempts to open up to Diane fail miserably and, as the Roscoes try to settle into village life, a revelation from Jason changes everything. 
13:00How I Met Your Mother The Three Days Rule Ted's friends pressure him into waiting three days before calling Holly, a girl he likes, and asking her out. Barney interferes with Ted's plans. 
13:30How I Met Your Mother As Fast as She Can Ted bumps into Stella and Tony, but after chatting to Ted, will Tony change his mind about Stella? Meanwhile, Barney puts his charm to the test. 
14:00Scrubs My Bad JD hopes hospital board member Jordan Sullivan might be able to lift Dr Cox's suspension. However, he lands himself in hot water by sleeping with her. 
14:30Scrubs My Super Ego JD has competition for the status of top intern at the hospital. Turk loses his cool in the operating theatre and is given unusual advice on how to get it back. 
15:00Charmed Marry-Go-Round Phoebe prepares for her marriage, unaware that the Source now has total control over Cole, while the Seer plots to change their wedding ceremony into a dark ritual. 
16:00Rules of Engagement Russell's Secret Audrey discovers that Russell is a closet Broadway-musical fan, and uses this knowledge to blackmail him for tickets. 
16:30Rules of Engagement Voluntary Commitment Russell discovers that having a male assistant at work can be advantageous. Meanwhile, Audrey makes a bet with Jeff. 
17:00How I Met Your Mother The Three Days Rule Ted's friends pressure him into waiting three days before calling Holly, a girl he likes, and asking her out. Barney interferes with Ted's plans. 
17:30How I Met Your Mother As Fast as She Can Ted bumps into Stella and Tony, but after chatting to Ted, will Tony change his mind about Stella? Meanwhile, Barney puts his charm to the test. 
18:00The Big Bang Theory The Justice League Recombination The guys slowly warm to Zack and find a way to bond with him when they enter a fancy dress competition. 
18:30The Big Bang Theory The Bus Pants Utilization Leonard's idea for a smartphone application derails his friendship with Sheldon as they fight for control of the project. 
19:00Hollyoaks Tensions run high at Texas's funeral, Theresa is left heartbroken and Maxine is curious about Patrick's behaviour. Sandy makes a devastating decision for the good of her family. 
19:30How I Met Your Mother Return of the Shirt Ted's views on life and love change when he discovers a shirt he previously disliked and suddenly loves the look of it. 
20:00How I Met Your Mother Brand new series - The Ashtray: When Ted receives an unexpected voicemail message from his former love rival The Captain, the gang recall their last awkward encounter with him. 
20:30The Big Bang Theory Brand new series - The Monster Isolation: After a terrible date with Lucy, Raj vows never to leave his flat again. Sheldon asks Penny to help him record a new episode of Fun with Flags. 
21:00New Girl Brand new series - Bathtub: Jess and Winston scheme to get a bathtub installed in the flat, but their plotting causes expensive damage. Nick meets a tough but beautiful customer at the bar. 
21:30The Mindy Project Brand new series - Mindy's Brother: Mindy's younger brother pays her a visit and throws her into a panic when he announces that he's leaving college to embark on a new career as a rapper. 
22:00The Cleveland Show Brand new series - Mr. & Mrs. Brown: When Cleveland takes his mother, Cookie, on a visit to a local retirement community, they are mistaken for husband and wife by the elderly residents. 
22:308 Out of 10 Cats Louis Smith, Tony Law, Alice Levine and Carol Vorderman join host Jimmy Carr and team captains Sean Lock and Jon Richardson for this edition of the topical panel game. 
23:15Rude Tube: Viral Ads Alex Zane presents the most sublime, bizarre and ridiculous commercials found on the internet and counts down the top 50 viral ads. 
00:20The Big Bang Theory The Justice League Recombination The guys slowly warm to Zack and find a way to bond with him when they enter a fancy dress competition. 
00:50The Big Bang Theory The Bus Pants Utilization Leonard's idea for a smartphone application derails his friendship with Sheldon as they fight for control of the project. 
01:20Happy Endings Lying Around Brad pretends to be on a work trip so that he can avoid seeing Jane's university friend. Elsewhere, Max and Dave make an advert to promote steak. 
01:50The Ricky Gervais Show Ricky, Stephen and Karl discuss whether old urinals or sharks in formaldehyde should be considered works of art. Later, Karl defends whistling as a valid form of artistic expression. 
02:15The Cleveland Show Buried Pleasure Holt is lonely and tells Cleveland he wants to meet someone special. Cleveland introduces him to feisty Jill (singer Fergie), who is quite a handful. 
02:35Life Unexpected Affair Remembered In the second part of the series finale, Lux desperately tries to woo Eric, who she thinks is drifting away from her, with a cosy dinner. 
03:20Happy Endings Lying Around Brad pretends to be on a work trip so that he can avoid seeing Jane's university friend. Elsewhere, Max and Dave make an advert to promote steak. 
03:40Desperate Housewives Truly Content Gaby hires a private detective to investigate an important matter. Lynette is stunned when Tom's doctor prescribes an unorthodox remedy for his depression. 
04:20Being Erica The Importance of Being Erica Erica is struggling to make decisions about her life and looks for some direction. Will she find happiness in her choices? Last in series.