This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount on Monday, May 27 2013

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00Friends The One With Monica and Chandler's Wedding, Part 2: Monica remains unaware of the potential disasters on her wedding day. Meanwhile, Joey's drunk co-star could make him miss the nuptials. 
08:30Friends The One Where Rachel Tells... Chandler and Monica prepare to leave for their honeymoon as Rachel prepares to tell the father of her baby. 
09:00Friends The One Where Joey Dates Rachel Rachel feels she can't go on dates anymore due to her being pregnant, so Joey decides to take her on a date. 
09:30Friends The One Where Rachel Has a Baby, Part 1: Ross and Rachel arrive at the hospital. Ross' mum gives Ross her mother's engagement ring to propose to Rachel with. 
10:00Friends The One Where Emma Cries When Joey attempts to gain Ross' forgiveness for mistakenly asking Rachel to marry him, they end up in the emergency room. 
10:30Friends The One With the Pediatrician Phoebe and Joey decide to set each other up on blind dates but Joey forgets, and finds a complete stranger named Mike (Paul Rudd) to be Phoebe's date. 
11:00Friends The One With The Boob Job Chandler and Monica each ask Joey for a loan behind each others backs. When Chandler learns Monica asked Joey for money, Joey says she needed it for a boob job. 
11:30Friends The One With The Donor Disappointed to learn that they cannot conceive a baby naturally, Monica and Chandler 'interview' Chandler's co worker (John Stamos) as a potential sperm donor. 
12:00Friends The One Where Ross is Fine Rachel, Joey and Charlie attend a dinner party at Ross' apartment, but they fear for his state of mind when he overindulges in wine, song and laughter. 
12:30Friends The One With the Home Study Monica and Chandler nervously prepare for a visit from an adoption worker, who confides that she slept with, and was then dumped, by a guy named "Joey". 
13:00Friends The One With the Late Thanksgiving Monica prepares a fabulous Thanksgiving feast for the gang, but she becomes furious when everyone arrives late to the gathering. 
13:30Friends The One Where Chandler Gets Caught Rachel and Phoebe see Chandler getting into a car with another woman. After following him to the suburbs, they suspect he might be cheating. 
14:00Friends The One Where Joey Speaks French Phoebe tries to teach Joey French for an upcoming play, but becomes frustrated by Joey's lack of 'flair' for languages. 
14:30Friends The One With Princess Consuela Joey feels abandoned when Monica and Chandler try to buy a house, but he finds solace with the sellers' precocious 8-year-old daughter (Dakota Fanning). 
15:00Friends The One Where Estelle Dies Joey is so upset by all of the change in his friends' lives that Phoebe goes to extreme lengths to prevent him from learning about the sudden death of his agent. 
15:30Friends The One With Rachel's Going Away Party At Rachel's going away party, she gives each of the friends, except Ross, an individual goodbye, leaving Ross confused and hurt as to why. 
16:00Friends The Last One After their reunion in the previous episode, Rachel tells Ross that it was 'the perfect way to say goodbye' - then he realises that he's still in love with her. 
17:00New Two And A Half Men Bazinga! That's From A TV Show Brand new and exclusive. Jake visits for the weekend and it's the start of a whole heap of trouble involving tattooed mothers, slutty daughters and a used-car salesman! 
17:30New Two And A Half Men Another Night With Neil Diamond Brand new and exclusive. Lyndsey has something to say to Alan but he doesn't take it too well. It's up to Walden to get him out of his rut, no matter what it takes. 
18:00New Two And A Half Men My Bodacious Vidalia Brand new and exclusive. Alan is still down in the dumps after his split from Lyndsey, so Walden decides it's 'makeover' time - with interesting results... Ashton Kutcher stars. 
18:30New Two And A Half Men Cows, Prepare To Be Tipped Brand new & exclusive. Walden meets a hot twenty-three year-old, but it's her grandmother that intrigues him. Jake pays Alan a visit and has some big news. Season finale. 
19:00New Mike & Molly Windy City Our favourite rotund couple return in this brand new and exclusive episode. 
19:30Friends The One With Ross's Inappropriate Song Ross accidentally discovers that singing the suggestive lyrics to "Baby Got Back" is the only way to get baby Emma to sleep. 
20:00Friends The One With Rachel's Other Sister Rachel's spoiled, irresponsible sister, Amy (Christina Applegate) shows up for Thanksgiving and causes arguments amongst the gang. 
20:30Friends The One With Rachel's Phone Number Rachel and Phoebe go out for a night together. After Rachel gives a guy her phone number, she worries that he'll call when Ross is at the apartment. 
21:00Michael McIntyre's Comedy Roadshow Brighton The Comedy Roadshow makes its last stop as Michael McIntyre introduces Al Murray, Micky Flanagan, Jo Caulfield and Jon Richardson. 
22:00Michael McIntyre: Hello Wembley! Recorded at Wembley Arena during Michael McIntyre's sell-out UK tour, Hello Wembley! features Michael's unique and hilarious take on parenting, supermarkets and everyday life. 
23:00Michael McIntyre's Comedy Roadshow Belfast It's a leisurely jaunt across the Irish Sea for McIntyre and his motley stand-up crew, Patrick Kielty, Jeff Green, Neil Delamere and Kerry Godliman. 
00:00New Two And A Half Men My Bodacious Vidalia Brand new and exclusive. Alan is still down in the dumps after his split from Lyndsey, so Walden decides it's 'makeover' time - with interesting results... Ashton Kutcher stars. 
00:30New Two And A Half Men Cows, Prepare To Be Tipped Brand new & exclusive. Walden meets a hot twenty-three year-old, but it's her grandmother that intrigues him. Jake pays Alan a visit and has some big news. Season finale. 
01:00Friends The One With The Candy Hearts Ross and his Valentine's Day date end up at the same restaurant as Susan and Carol. Inevitably, things don't go quite to plan. 
01:30Friends The One With The Stoned Guy Monica cooks a gourmet meal for a restaurateur looking for a new chef. However, there's one problem... he's a little "baked" himself. 
02:00South Park Bebe's B**bs Destroy Society Upon returning from school break all the boys notice something different about Bebe... out comes the primitive man in everyone as they fight to see who'll play with her! 
02:30South Park Child Abduction Is Not Funny With the media awash with moral panics, the parents of South Park takes things too far to protect their offspring - "The Great Wall of South Park" is born! 
02:55The King Of Queens Lyin' Hearted: While Arthur is about to undergo heart surgery, Carrie discovers something from their past that makes her question their relationship. 
03:20The King Of Queens Life Sentence With Arthur back from hospital, Carrie does some very serious thinking about the future and decides to install a hidden camera in the basement. 
03:45Frasier To Thine Old Self Be True Frasier relishes the opportunity to make a move on his newly single neighbour, Regan, but an unfortunate incident with a stripper threatens his advances. 
04:10Everybody Loves Raymond The Can Opener Everyone in the family takes sides when Ray and Debra have a senseless argument over a newly purchased can opener - that seems to have opened a can of worms! 
04:35Everybody Loves Raymond You Bet When Frank starts showing a keen interest in Ray's work, walking around in a jovial mood and not being his usual cheap self, everyone questions the radical change in behaviour. 
05:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.