| 06:00 | Teleshopping Teleshopping. |
| 09:00 | Scrubs My Last Words
J.D. and Turk forgo their decade-long steak night tradition to comfort a dying patient. Dr. Maddox (Courteney Cox) reveals her true colours. |
| 09:30 | Scrubs My Saving Grace
Desperate times call for desperate measures when lifelong rivals Kelso and Cox ally to oust Dr. Maddox (Courteney Cox). Meanwhile, Carla tries to put a troublesome intern in line. |
| 10:00 | Everybody Loves Raymond The Walk To The Door
Ray is mortified when he meets a girl from his past that he believes he once treated with disrespect and is determined to apologise. |
| 10:30 | Everybody Loves Raymond Young Girl
All hell breaks loose when Robert begins to date a girl half his age. |
| 11:00 | Frasier Here's Looking At You
When Frasier buys Martin a telescope, in the hope of introducing him to astronomy, he ends up being more interested in spying on the neighbouring building... |
| 11:30 | Frasier The Crucible
Frasier throws a cocktail party to exhibit a new painting he has bought from a gallery, but is humiliated when the artist shows up and declares it a forgery. Time for revenge... |
| 12:00 | Two And A Half Men A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana
To teach Jake respect for his mother, Charlie and Alan throw their own mother a party. It is unforgettable, but for all the wrong reasons. |
| 12:30 | Anger Management Charlie and the Slumpbuster
A one-night stand from Charlie's minor league days pays him a visit. Feeling sorry for her he pretends to date her but soon realises this might not be the smartest move. |
| 13:00 | The King Of Queens Shear Torture
Carrie becomes jealous of Doug's relationship with his attractive hairdresser. Meanwhile, Spence is going to Fantasy Fest with Lou Ferrigno, but then Adam West also agrees to go... |
| 13:30 | The King Of Queens Inn Escapable
Doug takes Carrie on a romantic getaway, but the trip turns into a nightmare when the owners of the bed and breakfast become too overbearing. Meanwhile, Arthur gets lucky. |
| 14:00 | Mike & Molly Cigar Talk
When Joyce invites Vince to attend her high school reunion, Vince confesses to Mike that he never graduated high school, and convinces Mike to help him study for his GED. |
| 14:30 | Anger Management Charlie and the Slumpbuster
A one-night stand from Charlie's minor league days pays him a visit. Feeling sorry for her he pretends to date her but soon realises this might not be the smartest move. |
| 15:00 | Frasier Here's Looking At You
When Frasier buys Martin a telescope, in the hope of introducing him to astronomy, he ends up being more interested in spying on the neighbouring building... |
| 15:30 | Frasier The Crucible
Frasier throws a cocktail party to exhibit a new painting he has bought from a gallery, but is humiliated when the artist shows up and declares it a forgery. Time for revenge... |
| 16:00 | The King Of Queens Move Doubt
Doug and Carrie try to persuade Deacon and Kelly to buy the house next door to them. Meanwhile, Danny and Spence go to extremes to impress a beautiful girl from Albania named Zana. |
| 16:30 | The King Of Queens G'Night Stalker
Doug has a successful night singing at the karaoke club and starts receiving fan mail. He lets the attention go to his head and is shattered when the emails stop coming. |
| 17:00 | Everybody Loves Raymond The Walk To The Door
Ray is mortified when he meets a girl from his past that he believes he once treated with disrespect and is determined to apologise. |
| 17:30 | Everybody Loves Raymond Young Girl
All hell breaks loose when Robert begins to date a girl half his age. |
| 18:00 | Scrubs My Happy Place
Sparks of an old romance re-ignite between J.D. and Elliot when they work together to urge the retired Dr. Kelso to find his new happy place. The Janitor is re-hired. |
| 18:30 | Scrubs My ABCs
J.D. learns that not even Elmo can teach the gift of compassion to those who don't care to learn. Elsewhere, Elliot gets scammed by intern Katie. Sesame Street Cameos. |
| 19:00 | M*A*S*H Sticky Wicket
Hawkeye and Frank argue over Frank's surgical ability. However, the tables turn when Hawkeye performs a difficult operation and the patient doesn't recover, as he should. |
| 19:30 | M*A*S*H Major Fred C.Dobbs
Frank applies for a transfer, and Hawkeye and Trapper can't resist broadcasting his goodbye to Margaret through the camp P.A.. An enraged Margaret soon follows suit. |
| 20:00 | The Daily Show: Global Edition Brand new and exclusive. Join guest host John Oliver as he takes a satirical sideswipe at the latest news and current affairs. Emmy Award winning irreverence from Comedy Central. |
| 20:30 | Two And A Half Men Last Chance to See Those Tattoos
Charlie's chat up lines don't seem to be working on the women of Malibu anymore and Alan's search on the internet may just reveal why. Charlie Sheen stars. |
| 21:00 | South Park Pinewood Derby
Randy and Stan inadvertently discover warp speed, allowing Earth to join the Galactic Federation of Planets, but an alien gangster and his 'space cash' threatens to ruin everything. |
| 21:30 | South Park Whale W****s
Kyle joins the crew of a reality documentary show who confront Japanese whalers, but finds their tactics leave a lot to be desired for and that all-out war with Japan beckons! |
| 22:00 | South Park The F Word
The boys confront a group of obnoxious bikers, but their methods force the townsfolk to redefine the meaning of a rather offensive word. Time to update the English Dictionary! |
| 22:30 | South Park The Tale of Scrotie McBoogerballs
Butters gets the blame, and then the glory, after the boys write a book intended to be gratuitously rude but which is hailed as a masterpiece. Murder is the answer! |
| 23:00 | The Daily Show Brand new and exclusive. Join guest host John Oliver as he takes a satirical sideswipe at the latest news and current affairs. Emmy Award winning irreverence from Comedy Central. |
| 23:30 | 30 Rock The Ballad of Kenneth Parcell
Jack decides to cancel the Page Programme, much to Kenneth's dismay. Jenna's increasing fame leads to issues between her and Liz. |
| 00:00 | 30 Rock Today You Are a Man
Liz decides to play hardball with Jack when renegotiating her contract - but who is her special coach? Tracy and Jenna have an epiphany about honesty. |
| 00:30 | Sex And The City Plus One Is The Loneliest Number
Carrie prepares for her book launch, and is attracted to fellow writer Jack Berger. Samantha gets an impulse-buy chemical peel that goes awry. |
| 01:10 | Sex And The City Critical Condition
Carrie is forced to consider the state in which she left Aidan, Miranda crumbles under the pressure of motherhood, and Charlotte gets divorced. Heather Graham guest-stars. |
| 01:50 | Jim Jefferies: Alcoholocaust Jim Jefferies, in all his offensive glory, at London's Lyric Theatre. Expect tales of Auschwitz, atheism, and booze dependency. Not for the easily offended! |
| 02:50 | Jim Jefferies: Contraband This classic show from 2007 includes the original versions of notorious routines, including 'The Egg Story' and the tale of the attack Jim once endured live on stage. Not for the easily offended! |
| 03:50 | Just For Laughs, Just For... ...Comedy Central: From the Montreal comedy festival, tonight's show features: Ed Byrne, Christopher Titus and Dave Chappelle. |
| 04:15 | Sir Leslie Quint "A Life In Film" For over 50 years, British filmmaker Sir Leslie Quint has shocked cinema audiences. Now in the twilight of his years, Sir Leslie has agreed to speak about the controversies that define him. |
| 04:20 | M*A*S*H Sticky Wicket
Hawkeye and Frank argue over Frank's surgical ability. However, the tables turn when Hawkeye performs a difficult operation and the patient doesn't recover, as he should. |
| 04:45 | M*A*S*H Major Fred C.Dobbs
Frank applies for a transfer, and Hawkeye and Trapper can't resist broadcasting his goodbye to Margaret through the camp P.A.. An enraged Margaret soon follows suit. |
| 05:10 | The King Of Queens King Pong
When Arthur handily beats Doug in several games of ping-pong, Doug decides to test his skills on Carrie, but is humiliated when he loses once again. Time for some serious training! |
| 05:35 | The King Of Queens Dreading Vows
In an attempt to convince people that they're not having marital problems, Doug and Carrie Heffernan decide to renew their wedding vows, but soon realise it's a bad idea. |
| 06:00 | Teleshopping Teleshopping. |
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