This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Five on Monday, May 27 2013

06:00Thomas and Friends Railway tales. At the Wharf, Thomas uses his new whistle to make the narrow gauge engines jump. Soon everyone is joining in the fun! 
06:10Rupert Bear Animated adventures of Rupert Bear. Rupert helps out Daisy the Dew Fairy when she realises she has lost her dew bucket. 
06:20Fireman Sam The Wrong Smell Fun with the friendly fireman and the villagers of Pontypandy. Helen and Penny go on a mountain hike - until the fog rolls in and Penny twists her ankle. 
06:30Jelly Jamm Royal Frame New 3D, CGI-animated adventures on the musical planet of Jammbo. After doing a drawing, Bello is upset when the Queen says she is too busy to look at it. 
06:45Peppa Pig Grampy Rabbit's Lighthouse Pig tales. Grandpa Pig takes Peppa, George and Danny Dog to visit Grampy Rabbit's lighthouse. 
06:50Bert and Ernie Cliptecs. In the claymation series for children, the much-loved 'Sesame Street' double act, Bert and Ernie, embark on a trek to the ruins of Quacku Pichu. 
06:55Milkshake Monkey Sea Tractor Preschool series following inquisitive puppet Milkshake Monkey. Milkshake Monkey makes some waves on a very unusual tractor. 
07:00Little Princess I Want a Surprise. Little Princess can't wait for her birthday to arrive, and she is so curious about what presents she will receive that she has to find out in advance. Julian Clary narrates. 
07:10Ben and Holly's Little Kingdom Lucy's School Animation. Holly and Ben spend a day at Lucy's school, but struggle to avoid being spotted by the teacher, Miss Cookie. 
07:20Mr Men Getting Around Colourful animated sketch show. Mr Nervous takes a terrifying taxi ride and Mr Scatterbrain provides an unusual mode of public transportation. 
07:35Thomas and Friends Don't Bother Victor CGI animation. The Thin Controller is off to a meeting and leaves Peter Sam in charge of the narrow gauge railway for the very first time. 
07:45Make Way For Noddy The Listening Game. Animated antics in Toytown. Noddy's peers have no time to play, but Dinah Doll suggests a new game for him to play alone. 
08:00Fifi and The Flowertots Milkshake Animation about a mischievous flower girl and her garden friends. Pip grows some wild strawberries but squashes them on his way to Fifi's picnic. Can Fifi save the day? 
08:10Mio Mao Plasticine animation following the antics of two lively kittens. 
08:15Peppa Pig Animated series about a little pig. Peppa teases George for having a baby's tricycle, but then the other children point out that Peppa's own bike isn't that grown-up. 
08:20Peppa Pig Work and Play Pig tales. When Peppa and Suzy learn that grown ups must work all day, they decide to play at working in a shop. But they quickly find it is very tiring! 
08:25Peppa Pig Animated series about a little pig. Peppa teases George for having a baby's tricycle, but then the other children point out that Peppa's own bike isn't that grown-up. 
08:35Roary The Racing Car Racing animation. Big Chris receives a mysterious parcel. The cars are intrigued to find out what is in it. 
08:45Castle Farm Cow is producing so much milk that there is not enough room for all of it in Farmer's fridge! 
08:50Bananas In Pyjamas The Waterhole Animation. When the Bananas play a game near Tolstoy and Tomasina's waterhole, they accidentally damage a garden and squash some flowers that the turtles planted. 
09:00Tickety Toc Tidy Time Children's animation. When Tommy and Tallulah try to help Madam au Lait by tidying the clockhouse, they realise that they have recycled her precious recipes. 
09:15The Wright Stuff Lively magazine show in which Matthew Wright and guests discuss the topical issues of the day. 
11:10Eddie Stobart: Trucks... ...& Trailers. Documentary series. In this episode, Craig has a foggy trip over the Pennines, Andy has to take an epic detour and the car transporters prove their worth. 
12:105 News at Lunchtime International and national news update. 
12:15Cowboy Builders Dom Littlewood and Melinda Messenger track down the UK's most terrible tradesmen. The pair are in Glasgow, where a family has been ripped off by a fledgling cowboy builder (4/6). 
13:15Home and Away Sid is proud of his son for reporting Steph's unprofessionalism, but his attitude changes when Dex tells the whole story. Heath and Bianca decide to seize the moment. 
13:45Neighbours Kyle and Georgia kiss but their romance comes to a halt when Georgia learns that she has been fired. Paul hopes to use Rhiannon as a honey trap to get his plans approved. 
14:15CSI Trilogy: Shock Shock Forensics drama. A young heiress is found dead in her bath while a party is in full swing. The cause of death is electrocution, but Horatio suspects foul play (23/25). 
15:10CSI Trilogy: Rampage American drama series. The Mal Noche trial is obstructed when the defendant goes free and the gang order a hit on Horatio. 
16:05CSI Trilogy: One of Our Own One of Our Own American drama series. Horatio and Delko search Miami to bring down the Mala Noche gang once and for all (25/25). 
17:005 News at 5 International and national news update. 
17:30Neighbours Kyle and Georgia kiss but their romance comes to a halt when Georgia learns that she has been fired. Paul hopes to use Rhiannon as a honey trap to get his plans approved. 
18:00Home and Away Sid is proud of his son for reporting Steph's unprofessionalism, but his attitude changes when Dex tells the whole story. Heath and Bianca decide to seize the moment. 
18:30Highland Emergency Following the mountain rescue and coastguard teams made up of the men and women of the Scottish Highlands emergency services, at work in the tough terrains of north Scotland. 
18:55Inside Hollywood Get your daily fix of the latest film and TV news from the USA. Presented by Mark Morris. 
19:00Cricket: England V New Zealand Mark Nicholas introduces highlights of the fourth day's play as England take on New Zealand in the Second Test at Headingley. 
19:555 News Update International and national news update. 
20:00New: Motor Morphers Green Goddess A fun engineering show. The two teams are challenged to morph two post-war Green Goddess fire engines into machines capable of felling trees and chopping logs. 
21:00All-New Scariest Animal Attacks Documentary detailing horrific animal attacks captured on camera by ordinary people. Includes attacks by sharks, an elephant seal, a snake and a supposedly tame lion. 
22:00Gamer Film Action starring Gerard Butler and Michael C. Hall. A new video game allows online players to control the bodies of death row inmates in bloody, real-life battles. (2009) 
23:50Cobra Film Hard-hitting action drama starring Sylvester Stallone and Nick Angotti. A super-tough LA cop goes on the warpath and single-handedly confronts a vicious group of bikers. (1986) 
01:30Super Casino Live interactive gaming featuring roulette, blackjack and autowheel. For more information and to register visit www.SuperCasino.com 
03:55House Busters Janet Ellis and a team of new-age practitioners suggest ways in which changes to homes could positively affect the personal lives of their owners. 
04:20House Busters Janet Ellis invites three experts to 'heal' a house that is making its inhabitants unhappy. Can its past history explain one young couple's unsettling night-time experiences? 
04:45Great Scientists Charles Darwin Allan Chapman profiles famous scientists. Allan considers Charles Darwin, whose controversial theory of evolution was widely ridiculed when it was published. 
05:10Wildlife SOS Documentary series about the work of dedicated animal lovers who save injured and orphaned wild animals brought into their sanctuary. 
05:35Wildlife SOS Documentary series about the work of dedicated animal lovers who save injured and orphaned wild animals brought into their sanctuary. 
06:00Thomas and Friends Thomas in Trouble Train stories. When a hasty Thomas leaves the fitter's yard before his final inspection, nasty noises start coming from his engine. [SL]