| 06:00 | Teleshopping Teleshopping. |
| 09:00 | Anger Management Charlie and Kate Battle Over a Patient
A long-standing rivalry over who's a better therapist leads to war when Kate steals Patrick, one of Charlie's group patients. Charlie Sheen stars. |
| 09:30 | Scrubs My First Kill
J.D. is shocked to hear Dr. Cox tell his interns that eventually they will make a mistake and kill a patient. Carla decides to clean their stuffed dog Rowdy - and somehow loses him! |
| 10:00 | Mr Bean Mr. Bean Goes to Town: Bean has his brand-spanking-new camera stolen but all is not lost. When Bean takes his girlfriend to a magic show and disco it's not long before the night isn't going his way. |
| 10:30 | Mike & Molly Mike's Not Ready
Exclusive to Comedy Central. After a successful date, Molly invites Mike into her home, but to her surprise, he turns her down. |
| 11:00 | Everybody Loves Raymond The Toaster
Ray is offended by his parents' lack of interest in the Christmas gift he gave to them. |
| 11:30 | Everybody Loves Raymond Ping Pong
When Ray challenges Frank to a game of ping-pong it becomes a war of attrition. |
| 12:00 | Frasier Roe To Perdition
A desperate need for fine caviar draws Frasier and Niles into the illicit world of the Russian Mafia. Will these two stop at nothing to get their beloved delicacy? |
| 12:30 | Frasier Some Assembly Required
Frasier helps the KACL team build a house for charity. But typical Frasier takes things a stage further and tries to give residents advice on how to decorate it. |
| 13:00 | The King Of Queens Frigid Heirs
When Arthur wins $2500 at bingo, Doug and Carrie, being short on cash, are forced to ask him for money. But trouble comes when Arthur wants to decide how the money is spent. |
| 13:30 | Two And A Half Men Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab
Evelyn jealously demands some quality time with Jake. Alan and Charlie aren't too keen on the idea at first but maybe they should be more concerned for Evelyn... |
| 14:00 | Mike & Molly Mike's Not Ready
Exclusive to Comedy Central. After a successful date, Molly invites Mike into her home, but to her surprise, he turns her down. |
| 14:30 | Anger Management Charlie and Kate Battle Over a Patient
A long-standing rivalry over who's a better therapist leads to war when Kate steals Patrick, one of Charlie's group patients. Charlie Sheen stars. |
| 15:00 | Frasier Roe To Perdition
A desperate need for fine caviar draws Frasier and Niles into the illicit world of the Russian Mafia. Will these two stop at nothing to get their beloved delicacy? |
| 15:30 | Frasier Some Assembly Required
Frasier helps the KACL team build a house for charity. But typical Frasier takes things a stage further and tries to give residents advice on how to decorate it. |
| 16:00 | The King Of Queens Damned Yanky
When Carrie visits Doug in the hospital after getting his appendix removed, she hears him talking about other women in his sleep and starts to get jealous of his fantasies. |
| 16:30 | The King Of Queens Multiple Plots
Arthur tries to sell his extra funeral plot, Carrie takes up dog walking to earn some extra money, and Doug makes an interesting new friend on his new delivery route. |
| 17:00 | Everybody Loves Raymond The Toaster
Ray is offended by his parents' lack of interest in the Christmas gift he gave to them. |
| 17:30 | Scrubs My Last Chance
J.D. and Molly (Heather Graham) are just about to get it on, but J.D. must first get the okay from Elliot - will she agree? Dr. Cox has to complete community service in an ambulance. |
| 18:00 | Scrubs My Ocardial Infarction
J.D. tries to pawn off Elliot as his 'sidekick' but is shocked to find that she's the better doctor. Meanwhile, the Janitor gathers up the 'Brain Trust' to upstage Ted's band. |
| 18:30 | Mr Bean Mr. Bean Goes to Town: Bean has his brand-spanking-new camera stolen but all is not lost. When Bean takes his girlfriend to a magic show and disco it's not long before the night isn't going his way. |
| 19:00 | M*A*S*H Heroes
Hawkeye is the golden boy of the world press when he treats a celebrity prizefighter, 'Gentleman' Joe Cavanaugh, who has a stroke at the 4077th. |
| 19:30 | M*A*S*H Sons And Bowlers
Hawkeye worries for his father's health as his cohorts engage the Marines in a bowling tournament. Unfortunately, the savy marines have brought in a 'ringer'... |
| 20:00 | The Daily Show Jon Stewart takes a satirical sideswipe at the latest news & current affairs. Tonight's guest is former NBA coach & author Phil Jackson, talking about his new book on success. |
| 20:30 | Two And A Half Men The Spit Covered Cobbler
Alan starts to have financial problems when he starts paying for Kandi's bills. Meanwhile, Judith is after her alimony cheque... Charlie to the rescue? |
| 21:00 | South Park City Sushi
When Butters gets caught up in an Asian turf war his parents discover he has multiple personalities and decide medication is the only answer - but what is Butters' therapist hiding? |
| 21:30 | South Park The Last of the Meheecans
When a game of 'border patrol' goes wrong Butters ends up reigniting Mexican pride, but Cartman isn't prepared to let the game end there. |
| 22:00 | Kathy Brand new and exclusive. Actress and comedian Kathy Griffin hosts her very own chat show. Tonight's guests are Chris Colfer (from Glee) and former wild-child Kelly Osbourne. |
| 23:00 | The Daily Show Brand new and exclusive. Jon Stewart, and his team, take a satirical sideswipe at the latest news & current affairs. Tonight's guest is Mr Stewart's arch-nemesis - political commentator Bill O'Reilly! |
| 23:30 | Tosh.0 Brand new and exclusive. Comedian Daniel Tosh takes on everything the Internet has to offer. Tonight a couple get frisky in a meadow and there's a new play on an old game - 'Rock, Paper, Balls'. |
| 00:00 | The US Office Casual Friday
Michael is caught in the middle when the sales team wants their old clients back, and "Casual Friday" becomes a problem when members of the office dress inappropriately. |
| 00:30 | Sex And The City No Ifs, Ands or Butts
Carrie tries to quit smoking for the sake of her new boyfriend Aiden, while Charlotte gives her new beau some much needed lessons in locking lips. |
| 01:10 | Sex And The City Are We Sl**s? Carrie's seductive moves are falling by the wayside as Aiden wants to take it slow. Charlotte's disturbed by her new man's bedroom talk and Miranda contracts an STD. |
| 01:45 | Just For Laughs, Just For... ...Comedy Central: From the Montreal comedy festival, tonight's show features: John Maloney, Harland Williams and Norm McDonald. |
| 02:15 | Lee Evans: Up Close Phill Jupitus discovers what goes on behind the scenes in the life of one of Britain's best loved comedians, Lee Evans. |
| 03:30 | The US Office The Michael Scott Paper Company
Michael hosts a pancake lunch to try to gain new clients for his business. Meanwhile, at Dunder Mifflin, Dwight and Andy become unlikely friends. |
| 03:55 | South Park The Ungroundable
Fed up with how he is treated by his parents, the eternally innocent Butters embraces the new vampire craze a little too enthusiastically. Who will he choose to feed on...? |
| 04:20 | M*A*S*H Heroes
Hawkeye is the golden boy of the world press when he treats a celebrity prizefighter, 'Gentleman' Joe Cavanaugh, who has a stroke at the 4077th. |
| 04:45 | M*A*S*H Sons And Bowlers
Hawkeye worries for his father's health as his cohorts engage the Marines in a bowling tournament. Unfortunately, the savy marines have brought in a 'ringer'... |
| 05:10 | The King Of Queens Sight Gag
Doug is sure he's found the perfect birthday gift for Carrie, but learns that you really shouldn't go for the discount offer when it comes to corrective laser eye surgery. |
| 05:35 | The King Of Queens Mean Streak
Doug tries to beat a record at work, but the older members of the IPS depot aren't too happy that Doug is going to break the record held by their friend. |
| 06:00 | Teleshopping Teleshopping. |
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