This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Channel 4 on Friday, May 24 2013

05:25Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Janet Street-Porter is in Dictionary Corner. 
06:10The Hoobs Owning Up What do you do when you've ruined Groove's best ever painting of an icecreamasaurus - and how do you stop him finding out? 
06:35The Hoobs Sand The Peep planet is absolutely covered in sand. Sand on the beach, sand in the desert, sand everywhere - but what's it for? [SL] 
07:05According to Jim Foul Ball Jim sneaks Kyle out of his first day of kindergarten to go to see a junior sports match, much against Cheryl's wishes. 
07:30Everybody Loves Raymond Robert's Wedding (Part Two): Robert and Amy exchange vows in a wedding ceremony that has the Barone family tradition written all over it. 
07:55Everybody Loves Raymond Fun with Debra Debra convinces Ray that he should allow her to join him on the golf course after she realises they don't have fun together any more. 
08:25Frasier Perspectives on Christmas The gang deal with the trials that often accompany a tedious holiday season. 
08:55Frasier Where Every Bloke Knows Your Name The Fox and Whistle is Frasier's new local - which is no fun for Daphne, who uses the pub as an escape from life's stresses. 
09:30Frasier Ain't Nobody's Business if I Do When Daphne finds an engagement ring in Martin's underwear drawer, Niles hires a detective to investigate Sherry's past. 
10:00Secret Millionaire USA Self-made millionaire Dani Johnson goes undercover in Knoxville, Tennessee in the neglected neighbourhood of Western Heights where over half of the residents live below the poverty level. 
11:00Come Dine with Me It's the last day of the competition in Bristol and the turn of highly competitive Andy Wright, who hopes his black-tie party theme in his palatial Victorian flat will bag him the cash. 
11:30What's Cooking? Masterchef winner Natalie Coleman and Jun Tanaka cook lunch for Ben Shephard, Lisa Faulkner and Josh Groban. Last in the series. 
12:35Channel 4 News Summary Includes news headlines and weather. 
12:401001 Things You Should Know Sandi Toksvig hosts the quiz in which experts ask questions the competitors should be able to answer. Jon Snow and Anita Rani are among those asking the questions. 
13:05Sarah Beeny's Selling Houses In Reading, Berkshire, Sarah Beeny helps three homeowners maximise the potential value of their houses, encouraging improvements to a conservatory, a summer house and a very 70s staircase. 
14:10Four Rooms Will any of the dealers be tempted by a scooter signed by the 'Modfather' Paul Weller, two Spitting Image puppets or an original telegraph about the Titanic sinking? 
15:10Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Jo Brand is the Dictionary Corner guest. 
16:00Deal or No Deal Noel Edmonds asks the all-important question as contestants do battle with the Banker in their quest to leave the Dream Factory with £250,000. 
17:00Come Dine with Me Four competitive cooks from Hertfordshire each host their idea of the perfect dinner. One menu features two tins of chicken soup poured over chicken breasts, topped with crisps. 
18:00The Simpsons Lisa the Tree Hugger Bart's new job and a dramatic roof-top protest at Krustyburger inspire Lisa to become an eco-radical, especially when she sees how cute one of the protestors is. 
18:30Hollyoaks Will Tony go ahead with his plans when faced with an inconsolable Diane? Sandy's dinner party comes to an abrupt end with some shocking news, while Ste has a cunning idea. 
19:00Channel 4 News Includes sport and weather. 
19:30Unreported World Krishnan Guru-Murthy travels to Yemen to reveal the scores of young men locked up in prisons and awaiting execution for crimes they are accused of committing while they were children. 
19:554thought.tv 4thought.tv asks 'Why give it all up for God?' Triona Adams spent a year in an enclosed order of nuns. It wasn't what she'd hoped for but she says it was a formative experience in her life. 
20:00Come Dine with Me Four passionate cooks from Surrey battle it out in a week of top-quality cooking, and eccentric table talk of 'death rooms' and aristocracy. 
21:00Peter Kay Live at The Manchester.. ...Arena The multi award-winning Peter Kay's live national stand-up show from Manchester's Nimex features painfully funny and acutely observed humour from the hugely successful comedian. 
22:00Alan Carr: Chatty Man Alan Carr's guests include Zach Galifianakis, Ken Jeong and Ed Helms who talk about The Hangover Part III, Ex-Corrie star Helen Flanagan and Stephen Graham, with music from Olly Murs. 
23:0510 O'Clock Live Guests Amy Lame, Milo Yiannopoulos and Ivan Massow join David Mitchell, Charlie Brooker, Lauren Laverne and Jimmy Carr for an alternative take on this week's news. 
00:05Random Acts Channel 4's short-form arts strand presents a heart-warming tale of one man's lifelong love for shells. 
00:10Date Movie Film (2006) Aaron Seltzer's comedy spoofs almost every romcom ever made. Alyson Hannigan falls for Adam Campbell but she must convince her parents he's the right man for her. 
01:35New Girl Eggs When Jess hears that her friends Melissa and Sadie are going to have a baby, both she and Cece get into a panic and start to hear their biological clocks ticking. 
01:55The Mindy Project Josh and Mindy's Christmas Party Mindy hosts the office Christmas party at her flat, but the event is ruined when she stumbles upon a secret that Josh has been keeping. 
02:20Happy Endings You Snooze, You Bruise When Dave joins Max's gym he finds himself being bullied by fitness fanatic Corey, but former bully Alex soon coaches him on how to fight back. 
02:40The New Normal Para-New Normal Activity As the family prepares for Halloween, Bryan is excited to be planning everyone's costumes but David disagrees with his choice of dress-up theme. 
03:05Accidentally on Purpose The Godfather Billie asks Abby and Nick to be the baby's godparents but doesn't get the response she had hoped for. Later, Abby and Nick question their future together. 
03:25St Elsewhere Russian Roulette Dr. Craig becomes jealous when Dr. Peltrovich is allowed to pursue his laser work, while Fiscus experiences an emotional rollercoaster with a critical leukaemia patient. [SL] 
04:15Come Dine with Me In Windsor, Anil Vij takes on food snob Harry Hardisty, posh businesswoman Jan Bowdler, and lady of leisure Ansa Khan - who thinks of herself as the 'other' queen of Windsor. 
05:10Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Janet Street-Porter is in Dictionary Corner. 
05:55Kirstie's Vintage Gems In this bitesize episode of Kirstie's Vintage Home, super-skilled crafter Kirstie Allsopp takes on a super-sized challenge - a vintage inspired wedding for Amy and Craig.