This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Mtv on Friday, May 17 2013

06:00Teen Cribs Brothers Jason and Ivan show us round their crib complete with hot tub, pool, tennis court, basement diner and pool house! Series 1, Episode 11. 
06:25Teen Cribs See Juliette show off her Lake Placid winter wonderland, and then head into the complete opposite climate of Florida, where Beau takes us on a tour of his beautiful sunny abode. Series 2, Episode 25. 
06:45Teen Cribs Meet Ariana as she shows off her Michigan manor. Then meet sisters Brianna and Alyssa as they give us a tour of their Idaho castle. Series 2, Episode 26. 
07:10Laguna Beach Kyndra gets a little too cozy with Cameron at Winter Formal. Will she be able to convince everyone that nothing happened before Tyler's sister Nikki tells all? Series 3, Episode 7. 
07:30Laguna Beach Kyndra hosts a Valentine's Day dinner party with Tyler to stop the rumors, but tensions flare when Cameron shows up. Rocky takes it to another level with Alex on a romantic night. Series 3, Episode 8. 
08:00Teen Mom Catelynn & Tyler have an emotional reunion with their daughter, Amber & Gary try to work out custody of Leah now that they are broken up, and Farrah's mum sets her up on a date. Series 2, Episode 12. 
09:25Teen Mom 2 Chelsea, Jenelle, Kailyn and Leah take a look back at the cutest, funniest, and most difficult baby moments of Season 2, and discuss their experience as young mothers. 
10:00Extreme Cribs Get off the grid in Stephanie's tropical tree house, peek inside Ariana's pyramid and hexagonal home, and sail away with Scott on an island made of recycled bottles. 
10:30Extreme Cribs Peek at Nate's prehistoric pad, roll around the Bowling Ball home with Amy, sink into Jaleesa's subterranean spread, and experience the colourful crib Colton calls Luna Parc. 
11:00The Hills Get your acrylic claws out! It's Lauren's birthday and for some guests an appearance at her party could mean a lot of trouble. And from whom will Lauren receive a birthday kiss? Series 3, Episode 22. 
11:30The Hills The aftermath of Lauren's birthday & everyone is talking about Lauren's friendship with Stephanie. Audrina is approached by someone unexpected, much to someone else's discomfort. Series 3, Episode 23. 
12:00Teen Mom Gary dresses up as a bunny on Easter but a big fight makes Amber question their engagement. Maci's new boyfriend meets her son for the first time & Farrah falls victim to a scam. Series 2, Episode 5. 
13:00Catfish: The TV Show Joe was skeptical when Miss Teen USA, Kari, sent him a friend request. Now, after months of communication, Joe thinks it might be the real deal, and that he also might have found love with her. 
14:00Engaged & Underage Who says you're too young to get married? We follow couples between the ages of 18 and 22 during the last two weeks of their engagement, as they crank it up for the big day. 
14:30Engaged & Underage Who says you're too young to get married? We follow couples between the ages of 18 and 22 during the last two weeks of their engagement, as they crank it up for the big day. 
15:00I Used To Be Fat I Used To Be Fat follows overweight teens as they share their personal struggles and triumphs. First, Jose yearns to lose weight to play college football and hopes trainer Joey can help. 
15:55Best Of Cribs Cribs is commemorating over ten years on the air with a look back at the star-studded series that has given us exclusive peeks into the private pads of celebrities and the lavish lifestyles they lead. 
16:15Teen Mom Catelynn & Tyler have an emotional reunion with their daughter, Amber & Gary try to work out custody of Leah now that they are broken up, and Farrah's mum sets her up on a date. Series 2, Episode 12. 
17:40My Super Sweet 16 Destinee is the daughter of former N.F.L. star, Ray Buchanan, and for her Sweet 15, she intends to do things B.I.G.! Series 4, Episode 13. 
18:05Catfish: The TV Show Joe was skeptical when Miss Teen USA, Kari, sent him a friend request. Now, after months of communication, Joe thinks it might be the real deal, and that he also might have found love with her. 
19:05Jersey Shore Deena's still trying to "do sex" with Pauly, the meatballs get an icy reception at a club, and the whole house turns on Mike after he stirs up drama one too many times. Season 4, Episode 11. 
20:00Snooki & J-WOWW J-WOWW tries to show Roger that she can be an outdoor girl in Maine. Snooki and Jionni realize that being parents is more exhausting than they thought. 
21:00Teen Mom 2 Leah tells Jeremy about her confusion with Corey,Chelsea tries to get back on track with school. Things fall apart with Jenelle because she moved in quickly with Josh. 
22:00The Valleys Having spent the night with Antony, Natalee decides to sack off work to spend the day with him. But their romantic slumber is interrupted when a raging AK pulls her out of bed and to a photo shoot. 
23:00The L.A. Complex What does a struggling artist do when opportunity knocks...or doesn't? Abby is given the chance to make some big cash as long as she's willing to "play the part". 
00:00Geordie Shore With Holly gone, the atmosphere in the house takes a turn for the worse. Vicky & Jay fall out as the 'no tashing elsewhere' rule fails, Gaz plays away from home & someone else tries to leave... 
01:00Real World St. Thomas Brandon's girl troubles and excessive drinking have him spiralling out of control, the roommates start their jobs at Coral World Ocean Park and LaToya crushes on the new boat captain. 
02:00Geordie Shore An unexpected phonecall means James has to choose between his best mates and Holly, Gary has another threesome and a night out trying to forget about Gary ends with disastrous results for Charlotte. 
02:45Geordie Shorts Bite sized chunks of action from the notorious Geordie Shore crew. On it like a car bonnet whatever time of the day! 
03:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teen Cribs Meet Jamen and Kaitlin, the prince and princess of their Atlanta palace. Series 1, Episode 1.