| 06:00 | Teleshopping Teleshopping. |
| 08:00 | Two And A Half Men The Squat and The Hover
Walden goes a little off the rails when he's served with divorce papers. Will trying to pick up lesbians with Alan really help? Jane Lynch guest-stars. |
| 08:30 | Two And A Half Men Those Fancy Japanese Toilets
Alan gets rather excited when Charlie's secret safety deposit box is discovered, but what's inside? Walden decides the beach house is in need of a new look. |
| 09:00 | Two And A Half Men Thank You For The Intercourse
The death of Charlie starts to hit Alan a lot harder but he soon discovers a way through it with the help of a familiar alter-ego... Ashton Kutcher stars. |
| 09:30 | Friends The One With The Blackout
When New York has a blackout, the gang return to the girls' apartment, where Ross tries to tell Rachel he likes her. |
| 10:00 | Friends The One Where Nana Dies Twice
Monica and Ross mourn the death of their grandmother. Meanwhile, Chandler questions his sexuality after his work colleagues set him up on a date with a man. |
| 10:30 | Friends The One Where Underdog Gets Away
Monica's first Thanksgiving dinner for the gang burns, when they all run to the rooftop to see the runaway Underdog balloon from the parade. |
| 11:00 | Two And A Half Men A Live Woman of Proven Fertility
Alan is overjoyed by the prospect of no longer having to pay alimony, but Jake's dislike of Herb could throw a spanner in the works. Charlie Sheen stars. |
| 11:30 | Two And A Half Men Apologies for the Frivolity
Charlie cannot see what everyone else can - that his new sharp-tongued, real estate agent girlfriend is exactly like his mother. What will happen when the two meet? |
| 12:00 | New Whitney Mad Women
Brand new and exclusive. Whitney tries to tempt Alex by using a bust-enhancing bra, Roxanne calls it quits with Lance, and Lily & Neal discuss a pre-nup - trouble in paradise? |
| 12:30 | Friends The One With The Blackout
When New York has a blackout, the gang return to the girls' apartment, where Ross tries to tell Rachel he likes her. |
| 13:00 | Friends The One Where Nana Dies Twice
Monica and Ross mourn the death of their grandmother. Meanwhile, Chandler questions his sexuality after his work colleagues set him up on a date with a man. |
| 13:30 | Friends The One Where Underdog Gets Away
Monica's first Thanksgiving dinner for the gang burns, when they all run to the rooftop to see the runaway Underdog balloon from the parade. |
| 14:00 | Two And A Half Men My Tongue Is Meat
When Mia and Charlie's lifestyles clash, Charlie must figure out if he is really in love with her. Might be best to do that before a nice romantic meal... |
| 14:30 | Two And A Half Men Ergo, the Booty Call
Alan avoids taking his 22-year-old girlfriend, Kandi, to Jake's birthday, afraid of what Evelyn will make of her. Rose tries to get her new boyfriend to act more like Charlie. |
| 15:00 | New Whitney Mad Women
Brand new and exclusive. Whitney tries to tempt Alex by using a bust-enhancing bra, Roxanne calls it quits with Lance, and Lily & Neal discuss a pre-nup - trouble in paradise? |
| 15:30 | Two And A Half Men A Live Woman of Proven Fertility
Alan is overjoyed by the prospect of no longer having to pay alimony, but Jake's dislike of Herb could throw a spanner in the works. Charlie Sheen stars. |
| 16:00 | Two And A Half Men Apologies for the Frivolity
Charlie cannot see what everyone else can - that his new sharp-tongued, real estate agent girlfriend is exactly like his mother. What will happen when the two meet? |
| 16:30 | Friends The One Where Emma Cries
When Joey attempts to gain Ross' forgiveness for mistakenly asking Rachel to marry him, they end up in the emergency room. |
| 17:00 | Friends The One With the Pediatrician
Phoebe and Joey decide to set each other up on blind dates but Joey forgets, and finds a complete stranger named Mike (Paul Rudd) to be Phoebe's date. |
| 17:30 | Friends The One With the Sharks
Monica thinks Chandler is aroused by shark documentaries. Meanwhile, Joey thinks he's already slept with the girl he's dating. |
| 18:00 | Two And A Half Men The Squat and The Hover
Walden goes a little off the rails when he's served with divorce papers. Will trying to pick up lesbians with Alan really help? Jane Lynch guest-stars. |
| 18:30 | Two And A Half Men Those Fancy Japanese Toilets
Alan gets rather excited when Charlie's secret safety deposit box is discovered, but what's inside? Walden decides the beach house is in need of a new look. |
| 19:00 | Two And A Half Men Thank You For The Intercourse
The death of Charlie starts to hit Alan a lot harder but he soon discovers a way through it with the help of a familiar alter-ego... Ashton Kutcher stars. |
| 19:30 | Friends The One Where Emma Cries
When Joey attempts to gain Ross' forgiveness for mistakenly asking Rachel to marry him, they end up in the emergency room. |
| 20:00 | Friends The One With the Pediatrician
Phoebe and Joey decide to set each other up on blind dates but Joey forgets, and finds a complete stranger named Mike (Paul Rudd) to be Phoebe's date. |
| 20:30 | Friends The One With the Sharks
Monica thinks Chandler is aroused by shark documentaries. Meanwhile, Joey thinks he's already slept with the girl he's dating. |
| 21:00 | New Anger Management Charlie and Kate's Dirty Pictures
Brand new and exclusive. Charlie manages to persuade Kate to take Nolan on as her PA, but Nolan discovers more than Charlie would like to know. Charlie Sheen stars. |
| 21:30 | New Two And A Half Men Cows, Prepare To Be Tipped
Brand new & exclusive. Walden meets a hot twenty-three year-old, but it's her grandmother that intrigues him. Jake pays Alan a visit and has some big news. Season finale. |
| 22:00 | Michael McIntyre Live & Laughing 'Live & Laughing' is the mesmerising first show of McIntyre's sell out run at the Apollo. His energy, charm and pinpoint observations leave the full house in raptures. |
| 23:20 | Two And A Half Men A Live Woman of Proven Fertility
Alan is overjoyed by the prospect of no longer having to pay alimony, but Jake's dislike of Herb could throw a spanner in the works. Charlie Sheen stars. |
| 23:50 | Two And A Half Men Apologies for the Frivolity
Charlie cannot see what everyone else can - that his new sharp-tongued, real estate agent girlfriend is exactly like his mother. What will happen when the two meet? |
| 00:20 | South Park Professor Chaos (1): Butters is sacked by the boys as their replacement best friend for Kenny - the hunt for a new friend is on! Out for revenge, Butters becomes a super-villain... Professor Chaos! |
| 00:50 | South Park Simpsons Already Did It (2): Professor Chaos gets more and more distraught as he realises all of his plans have already appeared on The Simpsons! Cartman gets very excited about growing Sea People. |
| 01:20 | Friends The One With The Blackout
When New York has a blackout, the gang return to the girls' apartment, where Ross tries to tell Rachel he likes her. |
| 01:50 | Friends The One Where Nana Dies Twice
Monica and Ross mourn the death of their grandmother. Meanwhile, Chandler questions his sexuality after his work colleagues set him up on a date with a man. |
| 02:20 | South Park Professor Chaos (1): Butters is sacked by the boys as their replacement best friend for Kenny - the hunt for a new friend is on! Out for revenge, Butters becomes a super-villain... Professor Chaos! |
| 02:50 | The King Of Queens Walk, Man
Four months after the miscarriage, Doug and Carrie are thinking about having a child again. So in an effort to spend more time with Carrie, Doug hires Holly, a dog walker, to walk Arthur. |
| 03:20 | The King Of Queens Sight Gag
Doug is sure he's found the perfect birthday gift for Carrie, but learns that you really shouldn't go for the discount offer when it comes to corrective laser eye surgery. |
| 03:45 | Frasier Whine Club
Frasier and Niles uncork a bad case of sibling rivalry when they compete for a prestigious position in their wine club. Intelligent and outstanding comedy. |
| 04:10 | Everybody Loves Raymond Working Girl
When Debra gets a part-time job in the big city, an unhappy Ray is left to fend for himself. |
| 04:35 | Everybody Loves Raymond Be Nice
When Ray babysits for the kids at the park and Debra sees how sweet and helpful he is towards the other mothers, she demands to know why she does not receive the same treatment. |
| 05:00 | Teleshopping Teleshopping. |
| 06:00 | Teleshopping Teleshopping. |