| 06:00 | The Treacle People Double Digging
Having failed to export treacle from the valley by balloon, the sticky heroes decide to dig a tunnel. |
| 06:10 | The Hoobs Seasons
Groove's tree has lost its leaves. Will they ever grow back? And why did they fall off in the first place? |
| 06:35 | VW Racing Cup The series heads to Rockingham in Northamptonshire for Rounds 3 and 4 of the Volkswagen Racing Cup 2013. Expect some great touring car-style action. |
| 07:00 | Mobil 1 The Grid The show visits the São Paulo Indy 300 and meets Rubens Barrichello; Jenson Button and Sergio Pérez give their guide to the Monaco Grand Prix; plus VLN Racing from Germany's Nürburgring. |
| 07:25 | FIM Superbike World Championship Highlights from Round 4 of the 2013 Superbike World Championship from the Autodromo Nazionale at Monza in Italy. |
| 07:55 | The Morning Line Clare Balding and Rishi Persad have all the news, features and tips ahead of a big day's racing which features the Lockinge Stakes at Newbury. |
| 08:55 | Everybody Loves Raymond Somebody Hates Raymond
When Ray's friend Andy gets a job booking guests for a local sports radio show, Ray offers to appear, only to hear that the show's host hates him. |
| 09:30 | Everybody Loves Raymond Just a Formality
Robert tells Raymond he's finally decided to propose to Amy, and convinces him to meet her ultra-conservative parents. |
| 10:00 | Frasier Roz's Turn
When a spot opens up at the radio station for a new talk show host, Roz decides that it's her turn to host her own show. |
| 10:30 | Frasier Ham Radio
Frasier's attempt to produce a live, 1940s-style radio drama for KACL's 50th anniversary proves disastrous when Niles takes matters into his own hands. |
| 11:00 | The Big Bang Theory The Dead Hooker Juxtaposition
Penny develops a rivalry with a sexy new female neighbour who is threatening to become the 'new Penny'. |
| 11:30 | The Big Bang Theory The Hofstadter Isotope
Leonard is devastated when Stuart from the comic book shop chats Penny up. Even worse, she doesn't mind. |
| 12:00 | The Simpsons Homer Loves Flanders
Homer realises that he likes Flanders and starts to hang around with him all the time. Unfortunately, Flanders realises that he's not so keen on Homer... |
| 12:30 | Heston's Fantastical Food Culinary alchemist Heston Blumenthal creates amazing supersized versions of meals and treats. This episode features a giant breakfast, including the biggest ever boiled egg. |
| 13:35 | Channel 4 Racing Presenters
Clare Balding and Rishi Persad. Commentary and analysis: Simon Holt, Jim McGrath, Graham Cunningham, Mick Fitzgerald, and Tanya Stevenson. |
| 16:10 | Come Dine with Me First to host in Warwickshire is 50-year-old sports-mad fitness instructor Liza Macias. Liza plans to woo her guests with a French menu and three well-oiled hunks. |
| 16:40 | Come Dine with Me In Warwickshire sailor and ladies' man Steve hopes his nautical evening will win his four female guests over. But what will the ladies think of the secrets of Steve's love ship? |
| 17:15 | Come Dine with Me It's day three of the competition in Warwickshire and admin manager Emma Reddin lays on pea and potato samosas, a selection of Indian curries and some Bollywood dancing. |
| 17:50 | Come Dine with Me In Warwickshire it's the turn of PA Pinky Sidhu, who plans an evening of sophistication and pageantry in an effort to introduce her guests to the finer things in life. |
| 18:20 | Come Dine with Me Eccentric driving instructor Alison Firth hopes to impress her guests with her 80s disco themed night that reaches a sticky climax with a marshmallow competition. |
| 18:50 | Channel 4 News Includes sports and weather. |
| 19:15 | Fantastic Four: Rise of the... Film
...Silver Surfer (2007) Tough fantasy sequel. The superheroes must put their personal problems aside in order to tackle the Silver Surfer and save the planet from destruction. |
| 21:00 | Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps Film (2010)
Drama. Michael Douglas returns as disgraced financier Gordon Gekko. Now out of prison for insider trading, he's seeking reconciliation with his estranged daughter (Carey Mulligan). |
| 23:40 | Derren Brown: The Assassin Derren investigates hypnosis, and asks if someone could be hypnotised to kill a celebrity. Is it possible, and who will the celeb be? |
| 00:40 | Crash Film (2004)
Paul Haggis's Oscar-winning movie weaves stories covering bigotry and racism in Los Angeles. With Matt Dillon, Don Cheadle, Sandra Bullock. Very strong language throughout. |
| 02:30 | Southland Westside
Lydia and Russell investigate a spate of jewellery theft in Bel Air and Ben becomes personally involved with a victim. |
| 03:10 | Hollyoaks Omnibus Dr Browning attempts to conceal his illicit secret, but is Mercedes onto him? And as the hunt for Texas's murderer continues, Ash and Barney are faced with overwhelming evidence. [SL] |
| 05:15 | Deal or No Deal Noel Edmonds asks the all-important question as contestants do battle with the Banker in their quest to leave the Dream Factory with £250,000. |
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