This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Discovery on Saturday, May 25 2013

06:00Swamp Loggers Return to the Swamp The mills are back up and running, which is great news for Bobby Goodson and his crew. But a series of mechanical breakdowns and bad weather threaten business. 
07:00Mutant Planet Madagascar We celebrate the power of evolution and visit Madagascar, the land of lemurs, an ancient primate family that arrived on the island over 60 million years ago. 
08:00Mythbusters Bottle Bash Adam and Jamie kick off a bar brawl to test whether an empty beer bottle will inflict more damage than a full one, beating a pork-stuffed human dummy. 
09:00Mythbusters Mythssion Control Sceptical physicist fans have driven this remake of Jamie's famous Hyneman experiment where he measured the force of colliding trucks. Prepare for car carnage. 
10:00Mythbusters No Pain, No Gain What affects our ability to tolerate pain? Does swearing help us handle discomfort? And are women more stoic than men? Adam and Jamie find out the hard way. 
11:00Mythbusters Duct Tape Hour 2: Popular demand sees more wild duct tape legends put to the test, but will Jamie be able to walk the walk across a duct tape bridge, or be defeated by his vertigo? 
12:00Fifth Gear Tiff is joined by German motoring legend Sabine Schmitz, for a head-to-head battle between the BMW M6 and Porsche 911. Plus, Vicki learns how to sell Lamborghinis to millionaires. 
13:00Fifth Gear The team track tests the latest Porsche 911 Carrera S. Plus, will a new refuelling method enable the crew to break the world record for the maximum distance travelled in an hour? 
14:00Fifth Gear The crew track tests the convertible Mercedes SLS AMG supercar against an Aston Martin, a Jaguar and a Bentley. Plus, rally legend Stig Blomquist takes Johnny for a spin on ice. 
15:00Fifth Gear The team races the Radical against the Ariel Atom at Anglesey, and Vicki checks out the ultimate millionaires' motor show in Monaco. Plus, what are the safest second-hand cars? 
16:00How Do They Do It? How is New York supplied with the finest steaks; how do they produce the ultimate surround sound home cinema systems; and how do they make and test tennis balls? 
16:30How Do They Do It? How is viscose transformed into clothing and cloth; how do they produce the world's favourite fizzy drinks; and how do they make traditional English snuff? 
17:00How It's Made How are gears, leather watchbands, Vitrelle dishes and kitchen scissors made? Find out as more everyday items are put under the microscope. 
17:30How It's Made How are pressure cookers, motorised singing birds, oceanographic buoys and tank trailers made? Find out as more items go under the microscope. 
18:00Property Wars Million-Dollar Baby John risks everything on a million-dollar home, but will his gamble pay off? Ed and Steve find nesting scorpions aren't the only problem in their new pad. 
18:30Auction Hunters The guys are excited to find a vintage shuffleboard table and a tanker race car in a unit in Burbank, California. But what will they be worth in their current condition? 
19:00Fast N' Loud Mashed-Up Mustang Richard trades his friend a '58 Impala for a '67 Mustang. Later, he restores a stunning '72 Pontiac Formula 400. Will it make up for his embarrassing purchase? 
20:00Gold Rush Million-Dollar Season As the new season opens, Todd doubles down on men, land and equipment, while Dakota Fred's stash is believed to hide millions. Who'll hit the big time? 
21:00How Does Life Begin? How does life begin? This astounding documentary tells the story of human fetal development, presenting a never-before-seen insight into the miracle of birth. 
22:00Air Jaws Apocalypse Shark experts Chris Fallows and Jeff Kurr return to Seal Island, South Africa to study the behaviour and hunting habits of a huge great white shark known as Colossus. 
23:00You Have Been Warned Homemade Heroes Countdown through the world's top 20 YouTube clips of homemade stunts and experiments including: a giant sling from New Zealand and an English wall of death! 
00:00Death Machines Going Medieval Why did medieval religious campaigns against heresy promote pitiless execution methods like the notorious rack, the grim thumb biter, and the hideous head crusher? 
01:00Monsters Inside Me Something's Eating My Son Inside Out A model's first steps into motherhood run her straight into a web of blood and pain. What menace could make this woman think of suicide? 
02:00I Shouldn't Be Alive Alone in the Amazon After losing his canoe, Benedict struggles to survive in the Amazon. Embarking on a journey through rainforest to safety he is struck down by malaria. 
03:00Sons of Guns Benelli gun makers invite the team to customise a top-of-the-range military M4 12-gauge semi-automatic shotgun for the commercial market. But will their ideas blow them away? 
03:50Deadliest Catch A rare breed of extreme fishermen hunt the Bering Sea. Adventure is their call, crab is their prey, and a 100-million-dollar plunder is their reward. 
04:40American Chopper Behind-the-Scenes Special Take a look at what goes on behind the scenes. Meet the crew, tour the shop and the OCC store and find out what goes into making this hit show. 
05:30Destroyed in Seconds A racing-car driver loses control at 150mph, a bi-plane crashes into a crowded lake, a train slams into a truck and a huge wall collapses and crushes a worker. 
06:00Swamp Loggers Money Pit After a few weeks of logging in the swamp, Bobby Goodson and company are forced to move to a new site: a flooded wetland that could affect Bobby's comeback.