| 06:00 | Teleshopping Teleshopping. |
| 09:00 | Scrubs My Fishbowl
The day has come for Private Brian Dancer to be released from Sacred Heart - surely all will now be well? Meanwhile, Dr. Cox informs Carla that her jokes are just not funny. |
| 09:30 | Scrubs My Scrubs
Unbeknownst to Dr. Kelso, J.D. and Turk try to beat the system to treat the Chief's uninsured friend. Elsewhere, the Janitor blackmails Carla with a case of mistaken dog identity. |
| 10:00 | Everybody Loves Raymond Someone's Cranky
Still recuperating from his recent run-in with a bull, a cantankerous Robert is driving everyone crazy with his mean-spirited and nasty behaviour. |
| 10:30 | Everybody Loves Raymond Bad Moon Rising
Ray's attempts to alleviate Debra's PMS moodiness only makes her more irritable. |
| 11:00 | Frasier And Frasier Makes Three
Frasier tries to win Charlotte's affections by taking her to dinner. Unfortunately, Charlotte's boyfriend (guest star Aaron Eckhart) turns up as well. |
| 11:30 | Frasier Detour
A dodgy motor forces Charlotte and Frasier to spend the night together in the farmhouse of a strange family. Niles mistakes Martin's potential new therapist for a stripper. |
| 12:00 | Two And A Half Men Can You Feel My Finger? After yet another pregnancy scare, Charlie opts for a vasectomy. Charlie's doctor recommends freezing some sperm, but things don't quite go to plan. |
| 12:30 | New Anger Management Charlie and Cee Lo
Brand new and exclusive. Charlie has a new anger therapy patient - singer/rapper Cee Lo Green! He has a pretty demanding request, but Charlie has one of his own... |
| 13:00 | The King Of Queens Wish Boned
When Doug wins tickets to a basketball tournament, Carrie forces him to take Arthur so they can bond. Meanwhile, a relaxing Carrie gets a surprise visit from Doug's father Joe. |
| 13:30 | The King Of Queens Black List
Holly gets upset when she discovers that Carrie was only using her for her van, Doug gets frightened by a feisty waitress and Arthur & George pull a casino party to earn some extra cash. |
| 14:00 | Mike & Molly Mike's Feet
Exclusive to Comedy Central. Mike and Carl get on each other's nerves after working too many double shifts together during a snowstorm. |
| 14:30 | New Anger Management Charlie and Cee Lo
Brand new and exclusive. Charlie has a new anger therapy patient - singer/rapper Cee Lo Green! He has a pretty demanding request, but Charlie has one of his own... |
| 15:00 | Frasier And Frasier Makes Three
Frasier tries to win Charlotte's affections by taking her to dinner. Unfortunately, Charlotte's boyfriend (guest star Aaron Eckhart) turns up as well. |
| 15:30 | Frasier Detour
A dodgy motor forces Charlotte and Frasier to spend the night together in the farmhouse of a strange family. Niles mistakes Martin's potential new therapist for a stripper. |
| 16:00 | The King Of Queens Catching Hell
Carrie tries to impress a client at a ball game but Doug keeps screwing it up - time to call in the cavalry. Holly's gay uncle becomes a hit at Arthur's party. |
| 16:30 | The King Of Queens Slippery Slope
Doug whisks Carrie away on a romantic ski holiday, but it isn't long before Carrie figures out that it was all just a big ploy for Doug to get a free plasma TV. |
| 17:00 | Everybody Loves Raymond Someone's Cranky
Still recuperating from his recent run-in with a bull, a cantankerous Robert is driving everyone crazy with his mean-spirited and nasty behaviour. |
| 17:30 | Everybody Loves Raymond Bad Moon Rising
Ray's attempts to alleviate Debra's PMS moodiness only makes her more irritable. |
| 18:00 | Scrubs My Words of Wisdom
Laverne's death hits the team hard and Carla struggles to come to terms with it. Meanwhile, J.D. treats a deaf patient and learns that the Janitor knows sign language. |
| 18:30 | Scrubs My Turf War
J.D. finds himself in direct competition for Elliot's affections with her wild sorority sister, Melody, whilst simultaneously hoping he can "mack it" with the newcomer. |
| 19:00 | M*A*S*H Germ Warfare
When treating a wounded Korean soldier, Hawkeye secretly siphons off a pint of blood from Frank and gives it to him. However, the soldier then contracts hepatitis... |
| 19:30 | M*A*S*H Dear Dad
Hawkeye writes home, describing Christmas in Korea: Radar ships a jeep home... a piece at a time; Henry gives the monthly lecture on sex; and Trapper helps deliver a calf. |
| 20:00 | The Daily Show Another chance to see Jon Stewart takes a sideswipe at the news. Tonight's guests are documentary filmmakers Maxim Pozdorovkin & Mike Lerner, talking about their new film 'Pussy Riot: A Punk Prayer'. |
| 20:30 | Two And A Half Men Back Off Mary Poppins
Alan feels hurt when Charlie asks him to stay out of the house while he entertains a few famous buddies. Will he weasel his way in? Sean Penn and Elvis Costello guest-star. |
| 21:00 | South Park Two Days Before The Day After Tomorrow
Stan and Cartman crash a speed boat into the world's largest beaver dam, flooding the town of Beaverton. Everyone's response is that of mass hysteria! |
| 21:30 | South Park Marjorine
Cartman is convinced that the girls have a device which can see into the future, so the boys come up with a plan to steal it. Unfortunately for Butters he's a major part of this plan... |
| 22:00 | South Park Free Willzyx
The boys are pranked into believing the killer whale at Sea Park is actually from the moon. How will Timmy's wheelchair, the Russian government and their skateboards help to free him?! |
| 22:30 | South Park Cartoon Wars Part I: When it is announced that Family Guy will be featuring the prophet Muhammad, Cartman strangely takes great offence at this and tries to get it banned - Kyle to the rescue! |
| 23:00 | The Daily Show Brand new and exclusive. Join John Oliver and his team as they take a satirical sideswipe at the latest in news and current affairs. Tonight's guest is Mad Men's Linda Cardellini. |
| 23:30 | 30 Rock I Heart Connecticut
Fearing the end of TGS, Liz and Kenneth are on the hunt for Tracy - can they persuade him to save the show? Jenna gets involved in 'Saw' style torture-porn. |
| 00:00 | 30 Rock 100th Episode (1): With the threat of cancellation looming Tracy tries to create some serious ill-will, Jack has a realisation & Jenna discovers a new way to get attention. Michael Keaton guest stars. |
| 00:30 | Sex And The City Change of A Dress
Carrie's feeling the pressure of getting married and subsequently suffocates when trying on wedding dresses. Miranda wonders when her maternal instincts will kick in? |
| 01:10 | Sex And The City Ring A Ding Ding
Financial pressures mount for Carrie and she's forced to seek advice in a 'Big' way! Samantha's getting the "best" from Richard, which apparently isn't enough. |
| 01:50 | Chris Rock: Bigger and Blacker Bigger and Blacker features Rock on-stage extolling his razor-sharp wit and wisdom on such topics as gun control, homophobia, racism and relationships. Features Slick Rick and Doug E. Fresh. |
| 03:20 | Just For Laughs, Just For... ...Comedy Central: From the Montreal comedy festival, tonight's show features: John Maloney, Mitch Hedberg, Derek Edwards and Robert Schimmel. |
| 03:45 | 30 Rock Queen of Jordon
The staff of 30 Rock step into the world of Angie Jordan's reality show - Frank has a secret love, Jack gets embarrassed and Jenna gets drunk! Susan Sarandon guest stars. |
| 04:10 | Sir Leslie Quint "A Life In Film" For over 50 years, British filmmaker Sir Leslie Quint has shocked cinema audiences. Now in the twilight of his years, Sir Leslie has agreed to speak about the controversies that define him. |
| 04:15 | Sir Leslie Quint "A Life In Film" For over 50 years, British filmmaker Sir Leslie Quint has shocked cinema audiences. Now in the twilight of his years, Sir Leslie has agreed to speak about the controversies that define him. |
| 04:20 | M*A*S*H Germ Warfare
When treating a wounded Korean soldier, Hawkeye secretly siphons off a pint of blood from Frank and gives it to him. However, the soldier then contracts hepatitis... |
| 04:45 | M*A*S*H Dear Dad
Hawkeye writes home, describing Christmas in Korea: Radar ships a jeep home... a piece at a time; Henry gives the monthly lecture on sex; and Trapper helps deliver a calf. |
| 05:10 | The King Of Queens Steve Moscow
After time and costs start escalating, Doug and Carrie try to speed up the Russian workers repairing their house by going to the extreme lengths of giving them vodka. |
| 05:35 | The King Of Queens Cowardly Lyin'
Doug lies about working late so that he doesn't have to go to a concert with Carrie. He clearly doesn't know liars always get found out... |
| 06:00 | Teleshopping Teleshopping. |
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