This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for UK Gold on Wednesday, June 19 2013

06:00Sykes Bird Classic 'odd couple' sitcom starring Eric Sykes and Carry On regular Hattie Jacques. This time, Hattie gives Eric an ultimatum about his new feathered friend. 
06:30Sykes Protest More sublime silliness, 1970s-style, with Eric Sykes and Hattie Jacques as unlikely twins. Here, Eric is outraged by plans to build a block of flats in Sebastopol Terrace. 
07:10Last of the Summer Wine In Which Romance Springs a Leak Roy Clarke's long-running sitcom, still with a spring in its step! Toby realises that going back to his ex-wife may have its benefits. 
07:50Last of the Summer Wine Variations on a Theme of Father's Day: Young at heart sitcom. Eager to find out more about his supposed mother Nelly, Hobbo asks Howard to eavesdrop on her when she's visiting Pearl. 
08:30Last of the Summer Wine Goodnight Sweet Ferret Gentle humour and the occasional bit of slapstick in Roy Clarke's popular sitcom. Hobbo, Alvin and Entwistle visit Old Heptonstall, who's confined to his shed. 
09:10dinnerladies Monday Jean is choosing padded balconettes. Stan has finally sorted out his carpet tacks. And Norman has failed to deliver any granary torpedoes. It's Victoria Wood's great sitcom. 
09:50dinnerladies Royals More canteen kitchen antics with Victoria Wood's loveable kitchen staff. The visit of a minor royal means decisions have to be made. Anita worries about a smooth bustline. 
10:30dinnerladies Scandal Victoria Wood's brilliant entry into the world of sitcom. Julie Walters plays Bren's mother who causes mayhem in the office with her ill-considered romance with toyboy Clint. 
11:10Goodnight Sweetheart Would You Like to Swing on a Star?: Nicholas Lyndhurst stars in the classic time travel sitcom. Gary's pretend job with Ron may cover his trips to 1941, but it doesn't pay the bills. 
11:50Goodnight Sweetheart Nice Work If You Can Get It Nicholas Lyndhurst stars in the classic time travel sitcom. Gary's new career as a 1940s entertainer is taking off, as is his trade in wartime 78s. 
12:30Last of the Summer Wine In Which Romance Springs a Leak Roy Clarke's long-running sitcom, still with a spring in its step! Toby realises that going back to his ex-wife may have its benefits. 
13:10Last of the Summer Wine Variations on a Theme of Father's Day: Young at heart sitcom. Eager to find out more about his supposed mother Nelly, Hobbo asks Howard to eavesdrop on her when she's visiting Pearl. 
13:50Last of the Summer Wine Goodnight Sweet Ferret Gentle humour and the occasional bit of slapstick in Roy Clarke's popular sitcom. Hobbo, Alvin and Entwistle visit Old Heptonstall, who's confined to his shed. 
14:25One Foot in the Grave The Wisdom of the Witch Have a grumpy old Christmas with Victor Meldrew! Margaret's cousin dies suddenly while watching Noel Edmonds. The Meldrews are celebrating their anniversary. 
15:50One Foot in the Grave Tales of Terror More unlikely quirks of fate conspire to torment retired curmudgeon Victor Meldrew in the classic comedy. A routine medical check-up has sinister implications. 
16:35Only Fools and Horses Little Problems Classic comedy. Rodney and Cassandra are officially engaged. However, Rodney thinks he has failed his exams, and he also has to find the cash for a deposit on a flat. 
17:45Fawlty Towers The Kipper and the Corpse It doesn't get better than this! Basil tries to conceal the body of a dead guest while worrying about the out-of-date kippers served that morning. Fishy! 
18:30Harry Enfield and Chums More from Harry and friends. Featuring appearances from the obnoxious Tory Boy, Wayne and Waynetta - who try their luck on the lottery - the Toddlers, and Kevin the Teenager. 
19:05Only Fools and Horses The Sky's the Limit Would you let Del sort out your love life? The Trotters' flat is getting crowded as Rodders has left Cassandra and returned home, and Del's Raquel has moved in. 
20:20Fawlty Towers The Hotel Inspectors Basil is terrified when he hears some hotel inspectors are in town which leads him to fawn over a bemused Bernard Cribbins. Is he the right man? 
21:00Bring Me Morecambe & Wise: At Home 'At Home With Eric & Ern'. GOLD's five-part tribute to the comedy duo here focuses on their home-based sketches, and explains how they came to share a bed. 
22:00Not the Nine O'Clock News A compilation of some of the best-loved moments from the popular satirical sketch comedy of the 80s which launched the careers of Rowan Atkinson, Mel Smith and Griff Rhys Jones. 
22:35Absolutely Fabulous Poor Do they have a sense of humour in the world of fashion? When Edina's ex cuts her alimony, she and Patsy join the plebs in the supermarket. No Harrods deliveries, sweetie? 
23:15Harry Enfield and Chums More from Harry and friends. Featuring appearances from the obnoxious Tory Boy, Wayne and Waynetta - who try their luck on the lottery - the Toddlers, and Kevin the Teenager. 
23:55Bring Me Morecambe & Wise: At Home 'At Home With Eric & Ern'. GOLD's five-part tribute to the comedy duo here focuses on their home-based sketches, and explains how they came to share a bed. 
01:00Not the Nine O'Clock News A compilation of some of the best-loved moments from the popular satirical sketch comedy of the 80s which launched the careers of Rowan Atkinson, Mel Smith and Griff Rhys Jones. 
01:30Absolutely Fabulous Poor Do they have a sense of humour in the world of fashion? When Edina's ex cuts her alimony, she and Patsy join the plebs in the supermarket. No Harrods deliveries, sweetie? 
02:00Goodnight Sweetheart Would You Like to Swing on a Star?: Nicholas Lyndhurst stars in the classic time travel sitcom. Gary's pretend job with Ron may cover his trips to 1941, but it doesn't pay the bills. 
02:30Sykes Protest More sublime silliness, 1970s-style, with Eric Sykes and Hattie Jacques as unlikely twins. Here, Eric is outraged by plans to build a block of flats in Sebastopol Terrace. 
03:00Teleshopping Shopping from home. 
06:00Sykes Salesman Eric Sykes and Carry On regular Hattie Jacques star in the wonderful 1970s sitcom. Eric's techniques as an encyclopedia salesman fail to impress his neighbours.