This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Channel 4 on Friday, March 2 2018

06:00Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Myleene Klass is in Dictionary Corner with Susie Dent. 
06:453rd Rock from the Sun Dick Like Me When Dick and Sally meet with Tommy's teacher Mr Randell, they learn that Tommy is having trouble fitting in with his classmates. Sally asks Harry to teach her to dance. 
07:103rd Rock from the Sun Assault with a Deadly Dick The Solomons explore the issues of crime and justice when their car radio is stolen and Dick is mugged at a cash machine. Tommy joins the school basketball team. 
07:35Everybody Loves Raymond Young Girl Robert dates a 22-year-old woman. Debra and Marie think he's being foolish, but Ray and Frank aren't so sure. But is she really 22? 
08:00Everybody Loves Raymond Fighting In-Laws Debra's parents come round for Thanksgiving dinner. Debra's so pleased that they're not like Frank and Marie - or are they? 
08:30Frasier The Ann Who Came to Dinner Frasier invites Roz's insurance agent friend Ann, who he once shared a disastrous date with, over for dinner. 
09:00Frasier Freudian Sleep Frasier gets the wrong end of the stick when he overhears Martin inviting Eddie on his romantic weekend away with Ronee, and invites himself along. 
09:35Frasier Caught in the Act Frasier agrees to get Roz tickets for Alice to see child entertainer Nanny G, who also happens to be his ex-wife. 
10:05Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares USA Gordon heads for Sante La Brea, a health food restaurant nestled in the heart of the elite quarter of Hollywood. But there's nothing exclusive about this eatery, which is facing ruin. 
11:00Undercover Boss USA Shawnon Bellah, COO of Nestlé Toll House Café by Chip, dons a disguise to work among her own staff and tries to learn about the cookie decoration process and the drive-through experience. 
12:00Channel 4 News Summary Channel 4's midday news summary. 
12:05Come Dine with Me South Yorkshire and north Derbyshire. Straight-talking pony breeder Victoria takes on ultra-competitive civil servant Andrew, chatterbox Louise and outspoken student Christopher. 
13:05Posh Pawnbrokers In London, Nathan and Debbs deal on an unusual bike and a vintage biscuit tin. In Sheffield, Dan examines a pair of stunning art deco sculptures and test drives a classic Rolls Royce. 
14:10Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Myleene Klass is in Dictionary Corner with Susie Dent. 
15:00A Place in the Sun: Summer Sun Newly engaged Lyndsey and Paul from Glasgow want to kick start the next chapter of their lives together by buying a family holiday home in the beautiful Spanish area around Oliva. 
16:00A New Life in the Sun It's harvest day for the Hereford couple running a French vineyard; a VIP comes to a new cycling retreat in Spain, and a pair of dive enthusiasts end their first season in Spain on a high. 
17:00Four in a Bed It's the final day of the competition and the B&B owners are meeting for the last time to find out what they've been paid and to settle some scores. 
17:30Extreme Cake Makers Molly Robbins likes to push the boundaries. She's been asked to create a five-tier cake themed around Alice in Wonderland, complete with an edible Cheshire Cat and pouring teapot. 
18:00The Simpsons Gone Abie Gone Grampa goes missing from Springfield Retirement Castle, so Homer and Marge must track him down by following clues from his past when he worked in a restaurant. (S24 Ep4/22) 
18:30Hollyoaks Jack wakes up next to Darcy and is all confused, leading Darcy to lie about the previous night. And Scott agrees to help Diane sabotage Prince and Lily's wedding. 
19:00Channel 4 News Includes sport and weather. 
20:00Jamie and Jimmy's Friday Night... ...Feast Jamie Oliver helps Scarlett Moffatt create the Scotch egg of her dreams. Plus ultimate fish pie and a wild game feast. And can community fridges help reduce food waste? (S4 Ep6/8) 
21:00Gogglebox The biggest and best TV moments of the week get a grilling from Britain's sharpest armchair critics. (S11 Ep2) 
22:00The Last Leg Hosts Adam Hills, Alex Brooker and Josh Widdicombe examine the biggest and most entertaining stories of the week. Vicky McClure and Tom Davis join them live in the studio. (S13 Ep6) 
23:05Rude Tube: Ultimate Legends Alex Zane presents the internet's biggest sensations including the best entrance to a dance tent, the chicken shop reviewer and Korean Billy speaking Roadman. (S11 Ep5) 
00:0530 Days of Night Film (2007) Gory horror starring Josh Hartnett. When a month of winter darkness falls on an Alaskan town, ravenous vampires descend. Can the sheriff save the townsfolk? Violence/strong language. 
02:10Born to Kill With Sam's father released from prison, Jenny makes a desperate effort to get to the bottom of Sam's increasingly dangerous behaviour. But is she too late? (Ep4/4) [SL] 
03:05Damned The fearless topical comedy. Nitin arrives early and gets a fright by Nat who's slept at the office, and Denise freezes on live TV when a case of historic abuse is mentioned. (S2 Ep3/6) [SL] 
03:35The Question Jury A new set of contestants have to pull together to win up to £10,000. But when one outspoken contestant is silenced he's not happy at all. 
04:30Four Rooms with Sarah Beeny Sarah Beeny presents new episodes of Four Rooms. The dealers compete for a handwritten Dad's Army script, Madonna's leather skirt, a painting by graffiti artist Ben Eine and more. (Ep2) 
05:25Location, Location, Location In Nottinghamshire, Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer help two sets of house-hunters desperate to fly the nest and set up on their own. But are their expectations greater than their budgets?