This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount 2 on Thursday, July 16 2020

06:00Friends The One Where Rachel Smokes Rachel starts smoking when she realizes that her boss and co-workers are all smokers and she's missing out on the benefits that come with their excursions. (S5, E18) 
06:25Friends The One Where Ross Can't Flirt Ross tries to flirt with the pizza delivery girl, with cringe worthy results. Meanwhile, Rachel loses a pair of earrings that Monica had lent to Phoebe. (S5, E19) 
07:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
09:00Wipeout USA Contestants make their way through an action-packed giant obstacle course to win a cash prize. Check out the many outrageous new obstacles. (S2, E13) 
10:00Wipeout USA Contestants make their way through an action-packed giant obstacle course to win a cash prize. In this episode obstacles include the Cereal Killer Swing Set. (S2, E14) 
11:00Friends The One With Fake Monica When Monica's credit card is stolen, she and the girls decide to try and catch the thief. (S1, E21) 
11:30Friends The One With The Ick Factor After losing his virginity to her, Monica's boyfriend reveals that he's a high school senior. Meanwhile, Phoebe temps as Chandler's secretary. (S1, E22) 
12:00Friends The One After Vegas Ross and Rachel deal with the aftermath of their drunken escapade. Phoebe and Joey take a road trip back to New York in Phoebe's grandmother's cab. (S6, E01) 
12:30Friends The One Where Ross Hugs Rachel Chandler and Monica tell Joey and Rachel that they want to live together. Monica is hurt that Rachel doesn't react as strongly as Joey. (S6, E02) 
13:00Bob's Burgers Beefsquatch Bob appears in a cooking segment on a local news morning program, but Gene steals the show when he crashes the set with a Sasquatch mask. (S2, E09) 
13:25Two And A Half Men Warning, It's Dirty Charlie coaches Jake on the art of infidelity while his girlfriend is away for Christmas. What could go wrong? Legendary writer/director Carl Reiner guest-stars. (S7, E11) 
13:50Two And A Half Men Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste Jake writes love songs to woo his ex-girlfriend - maybe Uncle Charlie can help? Meanwhile, Herb and Alan hide their secret friendship from Judith's watchful eye. (S7, E12) 
14:20Two And A Half Men Yay, No Polyps Charlie gets a colonoscopy to avoid a trip to see Chelsea's bigoted parents. She's wise to his plans! Time for some male-bonding with her father, where secrets are revealed. (S7, E13) 
14:45Two And A Half Men Crude and Uncalled For Alan ends up in jail after a bar fight and Charlie worries that Chelsea might be into in the lawyer who takes the case - a family man and horse range charity-founder. (S7, E14) 
15:10The King of Queens Deacon Blues Doug is surprised to find his married best friend, Deacon, out with another woman. Carrie questions her relationship with Doug because of their different views on cheating. (S3, E15) 
15:40The King of Queens Horizontal Hold After Deacon and Kelly's separation, Carrie begins to wonder about her own marriage. Arthur reluctantly dates a woman who's been hitting on him ever since her cousin died. (S3, E16) 
16:05The King of Queens Inner Tube When Doug lies to Carrie to play mud football, he gets sick and starts feeling guilty. He consequently has dreams about it based on television shows. (S3, E17) 
16:35The King of Queens Papa Pill When Doug accuses Carrie of being too hard on Arthur, he volunteers to be the latter's caretaker, only to find the task much more demanding than he had anticipated. (S3, E18) 
17:00The Middle Halloween IV - The Ghost Story: It's Halloween at the house! Sue has a sleepover with her fellow Wrestlerettes, they have a seance, and Sue see's the Santa Maria sail across the living room! (S5, E05) 
17:30The Middle The Jump Frankie adopts a dog after the family make fun of her, Sue shocks her parents by making the volleyball team, and Axl, about to flunk out of multiple classes, asks Brick for help. (S5, E06) 
18:00The Middle Thanksgiving V: Thanksgiving finds the Heck-household hoarding secrets. Sue and Frankie try to hide Frankie's outlandish behaviour, while Axl must find a way to tell his parents bad news. (S5, E07) 
18:30The Middle The Kiss When Frankie's sister asks her to house-sit, Frankie and Mike jump at the opportunity to have a romantic, kid-free weekend in an upscale home. Technology might just trump romance! (S5, E08) 
19:00Everybody Loves Raymond Big Shots In order to impress Robert at the Baseball Hall of Fame, Ray tries to use his status as a sports writer to jump to the front of the line to meet the 1969 Mets. (S3, E19) 
19:30Everybody Loves Raymond Move Over Ray tells Debra he's not sleeping well because of her being too close to him. He cooks up a story about his granny to get out of touching Debra in a non-sexual way. (S3, E20) 
20:00Everybody Loves Raymond The Getaway When Ray complains about the vacation plan, Debra asks him to pick up a place. They go to a BandB in Vermont. Amy and Debra go shopping and Debra confides in her... (S3, E21) 
20:30Everybody Loves Raymond Working Girl Debra decides to go back to her PR job for part-time. She finds a job in Manhattan but gets fired on the very first day. Ray is secretly happy. (S3, E22) 
21:00Russell Howard's Good News Russell Howard takes a cheeky trawl through the news. Tonight features; a zip-wiring santa, a 96 year-old father, a fox mugger, dogs on dope, anus scented oil, and a breast milk fetish. (S7, E10) 
22:00Lee Evans Live: The Different... ...Planet Tour: On the 115th date of the tour, Lee Evans plays all characters in a head-spinning skit, chases his rogue piano around the stage, and wonders why all mums can pick up hot things! 
23:30Rhod Gilbert At The Comedy Store Rhod Gilbert has webbed fingers. He's a sexual pervert. He dreams of the navy. It's all explained at the Comedy Store! Also, his thoughts on Aussies, the 'fake Welsh', chocolate willies, and more! 
00:00The Alternative Comedy Experience Comedy legends Simon Munnery and Boothby Graffoe join Bridget Christie, Paul Sinha, David O'Doherty, and Josie Long on tonight's bill. Stewart Lee talks to the acts backstage. 
00:35The Alternative Comedy Experience Introducing the brilliant, original comedy of Tony Law alongside Josie Long, Simon Munnery, Bridget Christie, Boothby Graffoe, and Paul Sinha. Exclusive live show curated by Stewart Lee. 
01:00South Park: Eco Meltdown Over Logging Panic reigns as South Park finds that the internet's gone! The Marshes decide to go hunting for the internet in California and end up in an "internet refugee camp". (S12, E06) 
01:30South Park: Eco Meltdown Lice Capades Eric tries to discover the source of an outbreak of lice at the school. The lice are living peacefully in a village until they see the school nurse staring at them! (S11, E03) 
02:00South Park: Eco Meltdown Smug Alert Kyle's father buys a new hybrid car but it's not long before his smug levels reach ridiculous levels - must be time to move to San Fran! How will Cartman deal with no Kyle? (S10, E02) 
02:30South Park: Eco Meltdown Pee High levels of pee in the pool cause a disaster which ruins the day for the boys, Kyle especially. Eric's xenophobia pops up again when he believes himself "the last of his species". (S13, E14) 
02:55Lee Evans Live: The Different... ...Planet Tour: On the 115th date of the tour, Lee Evans plays all characters in a head-spinning skit, chases his rogue piano around the stage, and wonders why all mums can pick up hot things! 
04:05Bob's Burgers: Uncensored Moody Foodie The restaurant receives a negative review from a vicious food critic, called the Moody Foodie, and it begins to affect Bob's cooking. Time for revenge? (S2, E07) 
04:30Fresh Off The Boat The Masters Upon learning that Tiger Woods is half Thai, Louis and Jessica get inspired to groom Eddie and Evan into becoming the next great Asian golf prodigies. (S3, E20) 
04:50Fresh Off The Boat Pie vs. Cake: Jessica is thrilled to hear Evan is interested in joining the debate team. Meanwhile, Eddie and Emery team up to enter a comic book contest. (S3, E21) 
05:10The Middle A Birthday Story For his ninth birthday, Brick wants to hear the story of what happened when he was born, which puts the family in an awkward position... (S2 E07) 
05:35The Middle Errand Boy Brick is tired of running around doing errands with Frankie, Axl tries to grow a beard, and Mike overhears one of Sue's friends talking about her behind her back. (S2 E08) 
06:00Friends The One In Vegas (2): Monica and Chandler reconcile and, on the roll of the dice, decide to get married immediately. However, they find out that Ross and Rachel have beaten them to it. (S5, E24)