This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount 2 on Thursday, January 30 2020

06:00Now That's Funny! Now That's Funny! showcases the very best internet videos. This episode features; winter wonderland, getting trippy, family matters, and the science minute. (S2, E13) 
07:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
09:00Impractical Jokers The guys pose as waiters in a Hooters restaurant, try to get people in a mall to remember lyrics to a song, and must invade people's personal space in the park. (S9, E21) 
09:30Impractical Jokers The guys are at a glasses store doing and saying whatever the others tell them to, and then try to get people on their side in a ridiculous protest. (S9, E22) 
10:00Friends The One With The Birthing Video Monica prepares a special Valentine's Day for Chandler which doesn't quite go to plan. Meanwhile, Joey ends up telling Ross about his feelings for Rachel. (S8, E15) 
10:30Friends The One Where Joey Tells Rachel The guys agree that Joey should tell Rachel about his feelings for her over dinner, regardless of the potential consequences. (S8, E16) 
11:00The U.S. Office Whistleblower The press learns that Sabre printers catch on fire and Jo sets out to discover who the whistleblower is. Kathy Bates guest stars. Season finale. (S6, E26) 
11:30The U.S. Office Nepotism Michael has ulterior motives when he protects the office assistant. Things backfire for Pam when she tries to make amends for ruining one of Jim's practical jokes. (S7, E01) 
12:00Bob's Burgers The Gene and Courtney Show Gene and Courtney are asked to host the morning announcements, but their romantic history threatens to get in the way of their big break. (S6, E07) 
12:30Bob's Burgers Sexy Dance Healing Bob must take legal action after he slips on the sidewalk and needs to pay for surgery. Gene, Louise, and Tina create a fake law firm to settle their discrepancies. (S6, E08) 
13:00The Middle The Telling Mike gets the unwelcome task of signing up to volunteer at Brick's school. While Sue blackmails Axl to get free rides around town for her and her friends. (S3, E23) 
13:30The Middle The Wedding The Hecks discover at the last minute that they are hosting Mike's brother Rusty's wedding, and Axl and his friends decide to start their own summer business. (S3, E24) 
14:00Impractical Jokers The guys pose as waiters in a Hooters restaurant, try to get people in a mall to remember lyrics to a song, and must invade people's personal space in the park. (S9, E21) 
14:30Impractical Jokers The guys are at a glasses store doing and saying whatever the others tell them to, and then try to get people on their side in a ridiculous protest. (S9, E22) 
15:00Wipeout USA Contestants make their way through an action-packed giant obstacle course to win a cash prize. Competitors face Monkey Business and Gold Rush Petrified Forest. (S5, E14) 
16:00Bob's Burgers The Gene and Courtney Show Gene and Courtney are asked to host the morning announcements, but their romantic history threatens to get in the way of their big break. (S6, E07) 
16:30Bob's Burgers Sexy Dance Healing Bob must take legal action after he slips on the sidewalk and needs to pay for surgery. Gene, Louise, and Tina create a fake law firm to settle their discrepancies. (S6, E08) 
17:00The Middle Last Whiff of Summer (Part 1): Frankie gets nostalgic about the summers of her youth, Axl attends summer school; Brick grows a tomato, and Sue attempts to bond with her dad. (S4, E01) 
17:30The Middle Last Whiff of Summer (Part 2): Mike lets it slip that Axl is his favourite Heck child, and Frankie tries to coax the kids into telling them who their favourite parent is. (S4, E02) 
18:00Will & Grace Company When Will and Grace meet a stranger named Ned in the elevator, Grace accuses Will of being too nice to people he doesn't know. (S7, E04) 
18:30Will & Grace Key Party It's Will's birthday and everyone is in the mood for a celebration, although Will is a bit hesitant because he has never had a happy birthday. (S7, E05) 
19:00The U.S. Office Whistleblower The press learns that Sabre printers catch on fire and Jo sets out to discover who the whistleblower is. Kathy Bates guest stars. Season finale. (S6, E26) 
19:30The U.S. Office Nepotism Michael has ulterior motives when he protects the office assistant. Things backfire for Pam when she tries to make amends for ruining one of Jim's practical jokes. (S7, E01) 
20:00My Name Is Earl South of the Border (Part Dos): Randy is heartbroken when Catalina's uncle (John Leguizamo) announces that Earl has agreed to marry her so she can get a green card. (S2, E11) 
20:35My Name Is Earl Our "Cops" Is On: The townspeople gather around the Crab Shack's TV to watch an episode of Cops featuring Camden County. But this reveals more problems to add to Earl's list. (S2, E12) 
21:00Friends The One With The Birthing Video Monica prepares a special Valentine's Day for Chandler which doesn't quite go to plan. Meanwhile, Joey ends up telling Ross about his feelings for Rachel. (S8, E15) 
21:30Friends The One Where Joey Tells Rachel The guys agree that Joey should tell Rachel about his feelings for her over dinner, regardless of the potential consequences. (S8, E16) 
22:00South Park A Song of Ass and Fire (2): The countdown to Black Friday continues and Cartman's attempts at manipulation grow. But will Stan and Kenny bow to King Cartman before the war? Winter's coming. (S17, E08) 
22:30South Park T*****s and Dragons (3): Randy is rallying the mall staff! Outside the mall, zombie-like masses are restless, and King Cartman prepares for battle with Princess Kenny - Black Friday is on! (S17, E09) 
23:00The Ricky Gervais Show After Karl insists that he is really a happy-go-lucky guy at heart, spending most of his time home alone on DIY projects, Ricky and Stephen ask him to take them through a typical day. (S3, E05) 
23:30The Ricky Gervais Show Ricky, Stephen and Karl take turns describing the quintessential Englishman, and Karl explains why, if he could be any nationality other than English, he'd choose to be Italian. (S3, E06) 
00:05Lee Evans: XL Tour Live Lee Evans, captured live on his record-breaking XL tour. There's gags galore as he demonstrates why he loves the Olympic opening ceremony and just how romantic a boiling hot bath with his wife can be! 
01:00Russell Howard's Good News Russell Howard takes a cheeky trawl through the news. Tonight features; the grim reaper cat, attempted racoon rape, a bus driver millionaire, the cry translator, and musical clothes. 
02:00Russell Howard's Good News Russell takes a cheeky trawl through the news. Tonight features; a ban on swearing, a vegan rampage, OAP vigilantes, a Hitler baby, and a flame throwing scooter. 
03:00Lee Nelson At The Comedy Store Lee Nelson introduces the very best of comedy talent from the legendary Comedy Store in London; the fabulous Sophie Willan, the hilarious Stephen Bailey, and the magnificent Sofie Hagen. (S5, E04) 
03:25Another Period Pageant Bellacourt Manor hosts the first-ever beauty pageant for cabbages, babies and women, and Peepers trains Chair in the art of servitude. (S1, E04) 
03:45Tosh.0 Daniel looks at an elaborate emergency room proposal, tries to figure out Bitcoin with help from a teenage millionaire and recites all his Twitter followers from memory. (S10, E06) 
04:05Corporate Corporate Retreat At the Hampton DeVille corporate retreat, business gurus teach Matt how to be a more confident person, and Jake finds love at a networking mixer. (S1, E05) 
04:30Wipeout USA Contestants make their way through an action-packed giant obstacle course to win a cash prize. Competitors face Monkey Business and Gold Rush Petrified Forest. (S5, E14) 
05:15The U.S. Office Whistleblower The press learns that Sabre printers catch on fire and Jo sets out to discover who the whistleblower is. Kathy Bates guest stars. Season finale. (S6, E26) 
05:35The U.S. Office Nepotism Michael has ulterior motives when he protects the office assistant. Things backfire for Pam when she tries to make amends for ruining one of Jim's practical jokes. (S7, E01) 
06:00Now That's Funny! Now That's Funny! showcases the very best internet videos. This episode features; fun in the sun, three times a little thing became a big problem, and canine fashion shoot. (S2, E14)