This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount 2 on Tuesday, July 14 2020

06:00Friends The One With The Cop After Phoebe finds a police badge, she uses it to do good deeds. That is until she meets the policeman who lost it. (S5, E16) 
06:25Friends The One With Rachel's Inadvertent Kiss Rachel accidentally kisses the man interviewing her for a job. Meanwhile, Joey becomes obsessed with a woman living in Ross's apartment building. (S5, E17) 
07:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
09:00Wipeout USA Contestants make their way through an action-packed giant obstacle course to win a cash prize. Sweeper Trees and the Scary Go Round are the wild new obstacles this episode. (S2, E11) 
10:00Wipeout USA: All Stars In this special episode, popular contestants from past episodes return for a second attempt at the $50,000 cash prize. Returning contestants include Ariel "Where's the Pole?" Tweto. (S2, E12) 
11:00Friends The One With Princess Consuela Joey feels abandoned when Monica and Chandler try to buy a house, but he finds solace with the sellers' precocious 8-year-old daughter (Dakota Fanning). (S10, E14) 
11:30Friends The One Where Estelle Dies Joey is so upset by all of the change in his friends' lives that Phoebe goes to extreme lengths to prevent him from learning about the sudden death of his agent. (S10, E15) 
12:00Friends The One With The Butt Joey gets his big film break when he's hired to be Al Pacino's stunt butt. Meanwhile, Chandler has a relationship with all the "fun" but none of the responsibility. (S1, E06) 
12:30Friends The One Where Nana Dies Twice Monica and Ross mourn the death of their grandmother. Meanwhile, Chandler questions his sexuality after his work colleagues set him up on a date with a man. (S1, E08) 
13:00Bob's Burgers Sacred Cow Bob tries to get a documentary filmmaker to remove the cow he stationed outside the restaurant to protest against meat eating. (S1, E03) 
13:25Bob's Burgers Sexy Dance Fighting Tina is going through the heartbreak of puberty; once they see it is not contagious, Gene and Louise try to cheer up their big sister. Bring on the Capoeira! (S1, E04) 
13:50Two And A Half Men For the Sake of the Child He's a child no longer, and Jake refuses to stay with Uncle Charlie and his father Alan after they embarrass him in public. Time to call in the big guns...(S7, E05) 
14:20Two And A Half Men Give Me Your Thumb Charlie kicks Alan out after he suggests to Chelsea that she have breast reduction surgery. Alan soon learns his mother's place might not be the best alternative. (S7, E06) 
14:45Two And A Half Men That's Why They Call It Ballroom Whilst taking dance lessons, Charlie discovers that Chelsea has been dishonest about her finances. Alan and Jake watch Alan's old wedding video. (S7, E10) 
15:10The King of Queens Better Camera Doug and Deacon go shopping together for their wives' Christmas presents. Meanwhile, Arthur sees an opportunity when Lou Ferrigno (the 1980s Incredible Hulk) moves next door. (S3, E11) 
15:40The King of Queens Wedding Presence Instead of going to a wedding, Carrie and Doug decide to stay home and pretend they were there. Arthur gets Spence to participate in a scheme to get discounted shoes. (S3, E12) 
16:05The King of Queens Hi-Def Jam In order to watch the upcoming Super Bowl on a high-definition television, Doug hatches a plan to have his sister Stephanie (Ricki Lake) date Carrie's wealthy boss Doug Pruzan. (S3, E13) 
16:35The King of Queens Paint Misbehavin' After Carrie tells Doug that it's okay for him to find other women attractive, he asks her to tell him which men she finds attractive. (S3, E14) 
17:00The Middle The Drop Off Against Axl's wishes, the whole family takes him to college at East Indiana State University and helps him move into the dorm. Meanwhile, Brick keeps losing his new cell phone. (S5, E01) 
17:30The Middle Change in the Air Brick starts middle school, while Sue feels a sense of freedom without Axl around. Frankie finds out that Axl is texting Mike and not her and trys to get Axl to text her. (S5, E02) 
18:00The Middle The Potato Sue gets a job at an eatery in the mall, Frankie and Mike find out that Brick isn't going to his classes, and Axl tries to avoid his terrible roommate. (S5, E03) 
18:30The Middle The 100th Mike and Frankie begrudgingly agree to drive a giant cow float in a parade as the town of Orson celebrates its 100th anniversary. Meanwhile, Sue tries to make Darrin jealous. (S5, E04) 
19:00Everybody Loves Raymond Pants On Fire When Ray retrieves a beer bottle cap from the heat vent, he confesses to a party he had 20 years ago when Marie & Frank were out of town, impressing Frank but angering Marie. (S3, E14) 
19:30Everybody Loves Raymond Frank's Tribute When Frank wins "Man of the Year" at his lodge, Robert and Ray are asked to make a video about him. But none of his friends have anything nice to say. (S3, E16) 
20:00Everybody Loves Raymond Cruising With Marie When Frank "hurts" his knee, Ray is stuck with going on a cruise with Marie. He keeps eating at all the buffets and Marie gets close to a group of widows. (S3, E17) 
20:30Everybody Loves Raymond Ray Home Alone Debra and the kids leave for the weekend to visit their other grandparents. Ray finds it difficult to sleep in an empty house, so he goes to Robert's place. (S3, E18) 
21:00Russell Howard's Good News Russell Howard takes a cheeky trawl through the news. Tonight features; Obama, a crowd surfing Mayor, kids on drugs, throwing babies, iPad headstones, and a poo tracking app. (S7, E08) 
22:00Gary And His Demons Gary Goes Back to School / Gary and His Love Life: When teenagers start overdosing on a new demon-derived drug, Gary goes undercover at a high school. Then Gary and Bloody Mary get close. (S1, E05) 
22:30South Park: Eco Meltdown Lice Capades Eric tries to discover the source of an outbreak of lice at the school. The lice are living peacefully in a village until they see the school nurse staring at them! (S11, E03) 
23:00South Park: Eco Meltdown Over Logging Panic reigns as South Park finds that the internet's gone! The Marshes decide to go hunting for the internet in California and end up in an "internet refugee camp". (S12, E06) 
23:30South Park: Eco Meltdown Rainforest Schmainforest The boys go to the Costa Rican rainforest as a part of the "Getting Gay With Kids" choir tour, but Cartman is on a mission to cause havoc. Jennifer Aniston guests. (S3, E01) 
00:00Russell Howard's Good News Russell takes a cheeky trawl through the news. Tonight features; William & Kate's wedding, Osama Bin Laden's death, a Tunbridge Wells ninja, orange sheep, a swan who loves a tractor, and smart drugs. 
01:00RuPaul's Drag Race The queens must razzle and dazzle in their very own magic show. Gina Rodriguez (Jane the Virgin) and Katherine Langford (13 Reasons Why) guest judge. (S11, E10) 
02:30Lee Evans Live: The Different... ...Planet Tour: On the 115th date of the tour, Lee Evans plays all characters in a head-spinning skit, chases his rogue piano around the stage, and wonders why all mums can pick up hot things! 
03:45Two And A Half Men: Uncensored Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair Charlie is crushed when he discovers he hasn't been satisfying Chelsea - what could be the problem? Alan attempts to cure his thinning hair on the cheap. (S7, E09) 
04:10Tosh.0 Daniel carries out an elaborate scheme with a performance artist who got stuck in a tree, finds out what's funny to Daddy Long Neck, and reveals helpful toenail tips. (S10, E14) 
04:30Fresh Off The Boat Driving Miss Jenny Louis worries that Grandma's new motorized wheelchair gives her too much freedom, so he makes it a point to keep a close eye on her. (S3, E19) 
04:50The Middle Homecoming When she discovers that Sue's first cross-country meet is the same day as the homecoming game, Frankie's dream of escorting Axl across the field is put in jeopardy. (S2, E02) 
05:15The Middle The Diaper Incident Frankie is worried that she is getting old, Sue has a crush on Axl's friend who is working on a school "project" at the house, and Brick becomes wise to Frankie's lies. (S2, E03) 
05:35The Middle The Quarry When Axl is suspended for skipping school, he hopes to relax at home, but Mike gets him a job at the quarry. Meanwhile, Bricks magic trick makes the main TV remote disappear. (S2, E04) 
06:00Impractical Jokers: British... ...Invasion - Inside Jokes Edition. What mystery ingredient did Sal sneak into a beer at a London pub? Which insane West End show titles didn't make it to air? And what is a "chippy tea"? (S3, E14)