This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Channel 4 on Monday, June 24 2013

06:00The Treacle People Smug Smugglers With Barrow and Furness up to no good, will the valiant villagers be victorious and run the wrongdoers ragged? 
06:10The Hoobs Fly Away Iver's made friends with a little bird that comes to visit him on the roof garden every day. Well, until today. Where's Iver's bird gone? And will he ever come back? 
06:35The Hoobs Gloves When you're squeezing Hoobocactospiker juice from a Hoobocactospiker leaf you have to be careful not to get spiked, but how? 
07:05Will & Grace 23 Karen's husband Stan passes away during their divorce proceedings, leading Karen straight into a battle over the will with Stan's mistress (guest star Minnie Driver). 
07:30According to Jim The Flannelsexual Cheryl has a hard time persuading Jim to go to Dana's baby shower. 
07:55Everybody Loves Raymond In-Laws Debra's upper class parents come to visit. Ray begs his parents to be nice to them but, when they all go out for a meal, it proves a tall order... 
08:30Everybody Loves Raymond Win, Lose or Draw Ray decides to ignore his dad's poker advice in order to prove he doesn't need any help. 
09:00Frasier Taking Liberties Frasier hires a butler who spoils everyone in the household and offers Frasier some sage advice to help his bid to join the snobbish opera board. 
09:30Frasier Legal Tender Love and Care Frasier begins to date the attractive attorney who defended him against Donny, who was jilted at the altar by Daphne. 
10:00Undercover Boss Australia Two bosses from Hog's Breath Cafe go undercover. Brett Dyland and Rodney Winkleman are sent to work across a number of their restaurants and meet up with some hardworking staff. 
11:00George Clarke's Amazing Spaces George Clarke explores the extraordinary world of small builds, where people turn tiny spaces into the most incredible places to live, work and play. And George tries making one of his own. 
12:00Channel 4 News Summary Includes news headlines and weather. 
12:05Gordon Ramsay's Ultimate... ...Cookery Course: Gordon turns his focus to home baking. Recipes include his flavour-packed olive, tomato and rosemary focaccia and quick flatbreads with lemon, thyme and ricotta. 
12:35Journey to the Center of the Earth Film (1959) Geologist James Mason plans an expedition to the centre of the planet with Pat Boone and Diane Baker, where they meet prehistoric beasties and a villainous rival. 
15:10Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Myleene Klass is the Dictionary Corner guest. 
16:00Deal or No Deal Noel Edmonds asks the all-important question as contestants do battle with the Banker in their quest to leave the Dream Factory with £250,000. 
17:00Brendan's Magical Mystery Tour Brendan Sheerin takes eight strangers on a trip of a lifetime, where the guests must compete for their luxury perks or face being seriously downgraded. This time Brendan heads to Barcelona. 
17:30Come Dine with Me It's the first night in this brand new competition in and around Cambridge, and host Dean Faulkner, a dog and cattery owner, is keen to impress with his cockney knees-up themed evening. 
18:00The Simpsons Hunka Hunka Burns in Love Homer gets a job writing fortune cookie messages, one of which tells Mr Burns he will find love. 
18:30Hollyoaks Will anyone save Patrick from Anna's evil clutches? George vows to get to the bottom of Vincent's secrecy, and Will is rattled as Dennis is determined to help release Leanne from prison. 
19:00Channel 4 News Includes sport and weather. 
19:554thought.tv Thousands of people will march in London's Gay Pride parade on Saturday. But others say people of all sexual orientations are now fully assimilated into society. Do we still need Gay Pride? 
20:00The Police's Dirty Secret Channel 4 Dispatches Dispatches exposes the shocking story of Britain's secret police and how undercover officers reportedly used sex and lies to spy on members of the public. 
21:00The Man with 10-Stone Testicles A Bodyshock Special The extraordinary story of Wesley Warren Jr, whose testicles have been growing since an accident in 2008, as he seeks a surgical solution to his baffling condition. 
22:00The Greatest Shows on Earth Daisy Donovan visits India to check out its TV, finding a country caught between modernisation and tradition, with on-screen martial arts, no-holds-barred talk shows, and lots of dancing. 
23:05Random Acts Channel 4's short-form arts strand presents a day in the life of a modern-day Robin Hood. 
23:10Child Genius It's the general knowledge and memory round of the child genius competition, and the pressure is mounting for the gifted kids and their parents. 
00:15Bi-Curious Me This film meets three women coming to terms with changes in their sexuality and exploring same-sex relationships. Will their new-found sexual freedom prove as liberating as they hope? 
01:10This Is England '88 On Christmas Day the gang are getting merry until they bump into Woody and Jennifer. Shaun's messed up big style and it's hit him hard. Lol struggles to find some peace. Last in the series. 
02:05Beauty & the Beast:... ...Ugly Face of Prejudice: Glamour model Holly meets Nelly, born with a skin condition that could kill her. Can Nelly convince Holly that her lifestyle and image will never make her happy? [SL] 
03:00Secret Eaters A Hull couple and their lodger are closely monitored to explain the mystery of why they are putting on weight. Plus how easy is it to deceive our brains into telling us we're full up? 
03:55Location, Location, Location Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer catch up with young couple Wendy and Simon in Derbyshire and their oldest ever house-hunters, Margot and Henry, in Berkshire. 
04:50Deal or No Deal Noel Edmonds asks the all-important question as contestants do battle with the Banker in their quest to leave the Dream Factory with £250,000. 
05:45Superscrimpers Bite-size portions from the series that shows how to scrimp and save in these straitened times. Mrs Moneypenny leads the way with enough money-saving tips to help everyone live for less. 
06:00The Treacle People Euroboggarts Silas continues his relentless plan to export the sticky stuff to France.