This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Sky Two on Monday, May 27 2013

06:00Brainiac: Science Abuse Vic Reeves explodes onto screens with a brand, spanking new series of Brainiac. It's bigger, louder and more mischievous than ever. Caravans beware, Brainiac's back! 
07:00Emergency With Angela Griffin Series two draws to a close as Angela Griffin completes her final shift. A major rescue operation is launched, before a game of football in Cardiff goes horribly wrong. (S2, ep 12) 
08:00Vet Adventures India An inspiring series following vet Luke Gamble as he travels the world, treating and saving animals in need. Determined to make a difference, his first pit-stop is India. (1/10) 
09:00Vet Adventures Grenada Luke's healing hands are required in Grenada. The visiting veterinarian helps an injured sheep and a sea turtle with a cracked shell, but tragedy awaits a kid goat. (2/10) 
10:00Dog The Bounty Hunter Hit reality series offering an insight into the wild and dangerous life of Duane Dog Chapman, a bounty hunter keeping the streets safe in Hawaii. 
10:30Dog The Bounty Hunter Hit reality series offering an insight into the wild and dangerous life of Duane Dog Chapman, a bounty hunter keeping the streets safe in Hawaii. 
11:00Dog The Bounty Hunter Hit reality series offering an insight into the wild and dangerous life of Duane Dog Chapman, a bounty hunter keeping the streets safe in Hawaii. 
11:30Dog The Bounty Hunter Hit reality series offering an insight into the wild and dangerous life of Duane Dog Chapman, a bounty hunter keeping the streets safe in Hawaii. 
12:00UK Border Force 2 The topical documentary draws to a close. Conflict is stirred between an immigration officer and her boss, and customs target travellers attempting to smuggle illegal goods. (10/10) 
13:00David Attenborough's Kingdom Of... ...Plants. Life in the Wet Zone: David Attenborough explores The Royal Botanic Gardens at Kew, revealing the astonishing secret life of plants. (1 of 3) 
14:00Road Wars Officers Chris Piggott and Simon Hills are on the receiving end of a load of grief from a violent suspect they think has been trying to break into a car. Strong language. 
15:00Vet Adventures India An inspiring series following vet Luke Gamble as he travels the world, treating and saving animals in need. Determined to make a difference, his first pit-stop is India. (1/10) 
16:00Vet Adventures Grenada Luke's healing hands are required in Grenada. The visiting veterinarian helps an injured sheep and a sea turtle with a cracked shell, but tragedy awaits a kid goat. (2/10) 
17:00Stargate SG-1 Ex-Deus Machina The team intervenes when an ongoing conflict between Gerak and Ba'al puts the United States at risk. 
18:00Stargate SG-1 Babylon While trying to contact a band of legendary Jaffa warriors, Mitchell disappears. Sci-fi with a bite. 
19:00Dog The Bounty Hunter Hit reality series offering an insight into the wild and dangerous life of Duane Dog Chapman, a bounty hunter keeping the streets safe in Hawaii. 
19:30Dog The Bounty Hunter Hit reality series offering an insight into the wild and dangerous life of Duane Dog Chapman, a bounty hunter keeping the streets safe in Hawaii. 
20:00Emergency With Angela Griffin Every second counts when Angela races to the rescue of a patient suffering cardiac arrest in Devon. Emotions also run high during a distressing shift up in Glasgow. (S2, ep 8) 
21:00Road Wars Conrad and Simon close in on one of Thames Valley's 'Most Wanted', but will the fugitive come quietly? A helicopter tracks the movements of a slippery character. Strong language. 
22:00An Idiot Abroad 2 Karl Comes Home Mr Pilkington is back in Blighty and reunites with Ricky Gervais and Stephen Merchant to reflect on his experiences. There are a few surprises in store, too... (8/8) 
23:00Inside...Gangs Behind Bars Inside... goes behind the razor wire of CSP Sacramento, where the façade of ordered prison life hides the brutal truth of the gang wars that threaten the facility. Violent scenes. 
00:00Ross Kemp: Extreme World Ross Kemp travels to the world's most violent city, Juarez, Mexico. Reduced to a warzone, competing cartels fight for ownership of the drug smuggling routes to the US. (3/5) 
01:00Night Cops The police have a battle on their hands with a feisty mum from Canterbury and the Armed Response Unit deals with two youths thought to be carrying a gun. Strong language. (3/6) 
01:50Cop Squad Sharing shifts with Cambridgeshire's police force, this documentary reveals what life on the beat is really like. Contains strong language and some distressing scenes. (9/10) New. 
02:40Cop Squad Tag along with Cambridgeshire's police force one last time as the action-packed documentary finishes up its shift. Contains strong language from the outset. (10/10) 
03:30Big Trouble In Thailand Hard-hitting documentary series following the drama of British tourists who fall foul of Thai law and customs, as well as the people who police them. 
04:20Road Wars Dog handler Steve deals with an aggressive assailant; the Road Crime Unit pull over a BMW loaded with drugs; and the Tactical Aid Group kit up and prepare for a raid in Torquay. 
05:10Sell Me The Answer Gethin Jones hosts this all or nothing quiz show. The stakes are high as contestants barter with answer-selling 'traders' in a bid to win £25,000. But can the traders be trusted? 
06:00Brainiac: Science Abuse Vic Reeves returns with more crazy capers from the Brainiac team, doing absolutely anything in the name of science. Rik Waller gets a good shocking on Celebrity Day Job Electrocution.