This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for E4 on Monday, May 27 2013

06:00Switched Small-town girl Stacey tries life in a big city, where she attends the largest high school on the east coast, as high-school weathergirl Giovanna becomes an army cadet drill team commander. [SL] 
06:2090210 Girl Fight Naomi, Ivy and Liam go on a hike in a bid to ease any awkwardness between Naomi and Liam, but Naomi soon loses her cool when she learns of Ivy's real motives. 
07:05Ugly Betty Curveball Betty agrees to move in with Matt, but when Henry, her former fiancé, shows up in New York, she realises she still has feelings for him. 
07:50Desperate Housewives You Must Meet My Wife When Renee begins to spend more time with Tom, Lynette thinks she's trying to sabotage their marriage. Bree fires Keith without warning. 
08:40Scrubs My Old Lady The three interns are each assigned patients with different but serious conditions and find themselves bonding with their respective cases. 
09:10Rules of Engagement Buyer's Remorse Adam and Jennifer consider buying their flat. Jeff and Audrey give them some housing advice, which ends up doing more harm than good. 
09:3590210 Girl Fight Naomi, Ivy and Liam go on a hike in a bid to ease any awkwardness between Naomi and Liam, but Naomi soon loses her cool when she learns of Ivy's real motives. 
10:30Ugly Betty Curveball Betty agrees to move in with Matt, but when Henry, her former fiancé, shows up in New York, she realises she still has feelings for him. 
11:30Charmed The Three Faces of Phoebe Beginning to experience doubts about marrying Cole, Phoebe casts a spell that brings two more versions of herself to the Manor to help her decide what to do. 
12:30Hollyoaks Will Tony go ahead with his plans when faced with an inconsolable Diane? Sandy's dinner party comes to an abrupt end with some shocking news, while Ste has a cunning idea. 
13:00How I Met Your Mother Murtaugh Barney is banned from playing Laser Quest when Ted tells him that he's too old to take part in the game. Barney retaliates by behaving childishly. 
13:30How I Met Your Mother Mosbius Designs Ted loses his job and decides to set up his own architecture company in the flat he shares with Robin. Barney tells Marshall how he feels about Robin. 
14:00Scrubs My Old Lady The three interns are each assigned patients with different but serious conditions and find themselves bonding with their respective cases. 
14:30Scrubs My Two Dads JD mistakenly reveals to Dr Kelso that Dr Cox is preparing to carry out a procedure on a patient that isn't covered by medical insurance. 
15:00Charmed The Three Faces of Phoebe Beginning to experience doubts about marrying Cole, Phoebe casts a spell that brings two more versions of herself to the Manor to help her decide what to do. 
16:00Rules of Engagement Buyer's Remorse Adam and Jennifer consider buying their flat. Jeff and Audrey give them some housing advice, which ends up doing more harm than good. 
16:30Rules of Engagement Pimp My Bride Jeff finally buys the car that he has always wanted. Russell hopes to get a date with a model by allowing Audrey to use his flat for a photo shoot. 
17:00How I Met Your Mother Murtaugh Barney is banned from playing Laser Quest when Ted tells him that he's too old to take part in the game. Barney retaliates by behaving childishly. 
17:25How I Met Your Mother Mosbius Designs Ted loses his job and decides to set up his own architecture company in the flat he shares with Robin. Barney tells Marshall how he feels about Robin. 
18:00The Big Bang Theory The Boyfriend Complexity When Penny's father comes to visit, Leonard discovers that her parents still think that he and Penny are a couple. 
18:30The Big Bang Theory The Alien Parasite Hypothesis Amy finds she has feelings for Zack, while Raj and Howard try to prove who would be the better superhero. 
19:00Hollyoaks Dodger puts pressure on Theresa, while Will's plan suffers a setback. Mercedes happily plans her wedding, but Dr Browning is left aghast by the date. 
19:30How I Met Your Mother Sweet Taste of Liberty Ted relents and allows Barney to spice up his love life, as a result of which he ends up flying to Philadelphia for a crazy adventure. 
20:00New Girl Brand new series - Eggs: When Jess hears that her friends Melissa and Sadie are going to have a baby, both she and Cece get into a panic and start to hear their biological clocks ticking. 
20:30The Mindy Project Brand new series - Josh and Mindy's Christmas Party: Mindy hosts the office Christmas party at her flat, but the event is ruined when she stumbles upon a secret that Josh has been keeping. 
21:00Revenge Brand new series - Truth, Part One: Emily wants Aiden to flee before he is blamed for everything. A dangerous plan is set in motion that comes to a head in one moment of catastrophe. 
22:00Made in Chelsea Brand new series - Lucy embraces her new single status with a night out that sparks romance with a handsome stranger. Phoebe opens up to Jamie, while Andy becomes smitten with Louise. 
23:008 Out of 10 Cats Louis Smith, Tony Law, Alice Levine and Carol Vorderman join host Jimmy Carr and team captains Sean Lock and Jon Richardson for this edition of the topical panel game. 
23:55The Big Bang Theory The Boyfriend Complexity When Penny's father comes to visit, Leonard discovers that her parents still think that he and Penny are a couple. 
00:25The Big Bang Theory The Alien Parasite Hypothesis Amy finds she has feelings for Zack, while Raj and Howard try to prove who would be the better superhero. 
00:50The New Normal Brand new series - About a Boy Scout: David goes on a hike in the countryside with a friend and his young son, and is overjoyed to be invited along on their Boy Scouts camping trip. 
01:20Revenge Brand new series - Truth, Part One: Emily wants Aiden to flee before he is blamed for everything. A dangerous plan is set in motion that comes to a head in one moment of catastrophe. 
02:10Happy Endings Spooky Endings Jane and Brad spend Halloween housesitting for some friends in the suburbs, while the rest of the gang head to a party. 
02:35The Ricky Gervais Show After contemplating the concept of memory, Ricky and Karl perform a role play where they are the two lobes of Karl's brain and Karl explains why Martians are more advanced than Earthlings. 
03:00The Cleveland Show Our Gang Cleveland helps a group of frustrated parents by taking their rebellious teenagers off their hands. Later, the kids come to his rescue. 
03:20Life Unexpected Stand Taken Lux and Tasha deal with the consequences of their actions and, as a result, Lux can no longer hide her past from Cate and Baze. 
04:00Life Unexpected Teacher Schooled In the penultimate episode of the series, Baze considers buying a house with Emma, not aware of the devastating secret she is hiding. 
04:40Desperate Housewives You Must Meet My Wife When Renee begins to spend more time with Tom, Lynette thinks she's trying to sabotage their marriage. Bree fires Keith without warning. 
06:00Switched Aspiring Olympic gymnast Irene gives up her rigorous training schedule to become a regular teenage girl, while Kylie struggles to master round-offs and cartwheels. [SL]