| 05:15 | Deal or No Deal Noel Edmonds asks the all-important question as contestants do battle with the Banker in their quest to leave the Dream Factory with £250,000. |
| 06:10 | The Hoobs Flying
A fly is small enough to get inside the Hoobmobile. But Groove can't keep a fly in his collection! What can he have instead? |
| 06:35 | The Hoobs Times
The best time to twizzle your twizzletuft is at Hooby twizzletuft time: of course! But when's the best time to visit the Tiddlypeeps? |
| 07:05 | According to Jim The Tale of the Tape
Part 1: Jim tries to discourage Ryan from giving Dana a flash anniversary present because it will make him look bad. |
| 07:30 | Everybody Loves Raymond Peter on the Couch
After Amy invites her brother Peter to stay for dinner, he makes himself at home on the couch... and never leaves. |
| 07:55 | Everybody Loves Raymond Liars
When Ray fibs to Marie about why he failed to meet up with her, he and Debra are forced to tell more and more lies in order to cover up their previous falsehoods. |
| 08:30 | Frasier Frasier's Gotta Have It
When Frasier begins dating a beautiful woman, he has trouble accepting that the relationship is largely built on physical attraction. |
| 09:00 | Frasier First Date
Niles organises a fake 'first date' so that Daphne won't discover she is the one he has feelings for. |
| 09:30 | Frasier Roz and the Schnoz
Roz meets the parents of her baby's father and is shocked to discover a family facial characteristic that simply can't be ignored. |
| 10:00 | Undercover Boss Canada Andy Clark, Executive Chairman of Canadian construction company Clark Builders, adopts an assumed identity to work as a labourer among the crews on his own building sites. |
| 11:00 | Phil Spencer: Secret Agent Phil travels to Leeds on a secret mission to get offers on houses that haven't been selling. Tim's three-bed semi should have been snapped up, while Caroline's bungalow needs an update. |
| 12:00 | Channel 4 News Summary Includes news headlines and weather. |
| 12:05 | Come Dine with Me The competiton continues in Bury where burlesque dancer and 1950s-style pin-up Nikki Salt is confident her retro US menu will win over her guests - even if it is largely pre-prepared. |
| 12:40 | 1001 Things You Should Know Sandi Toksvig hosts the quiz in which experts ask questions the competitors should be able to answer. This episode's inquisitors include Brendan Sheerin and Cathy Newman. |
| 13:10 | Kirstie's Vintage Gems Kirstie Allsopp gets the input of furniture maker Anselm Fraser to help couple Jannine and Shaun Cartwright build some treasure chests for their young boys toys. |
| 13:15 | The Rare Breed Film (1966)
Western starring Maureen O'Hara who, with the help of James Stewart, strives to fulfil the wishes of her dead husband - to introduce rare cattle to the perilous American West. |
| 15:10 | Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Jo Brand is in Dictionary Corner. |
| 16:00 | Deal or No Deal Noel Edmonds asks the all-important question as contestants do battle with the Banker in their quest to leave the Dream Factory with £250,000. |
| 17:00 | Four in a Bed This show features The Portcullis Hotel in Chipping Sodbury, run by mother and daughter Christine and Jenna Hale, whose late-night karaoke parties leave the guests feeling grumpy. |
| 17:30 | Come Dine with Me DJ Francis Leigh hopes to dazzle his guests in Winchester with his Thai meal with a twist, and some weird entertainment including a song about spring rolls. |
| 18:00 | The Simpsons The Computer Wore Menace Shoes
Homer sets up 'Mr X's Web Page', where he publishes damaging rumours about Mayor Quimby, Apu, the Police and Mr Burns, which turn out to be largely true. |
| 18:30 | Hollyoaks Dodger puts pressure on Theresa, while Will's plan suffers a setback. Mercedes happily plans her wedding, but Dr Browning is left aghast by the date. |
| 19:00 | Channel 4 News Includes sports and weather. |
| 19:55 | 4thought.tv Police in Manchester have begun recording attacks on Goths and Emos as hate crimes. 4thought.tv hears from people who are regularly subjected to abuse and violence because of how they look. |
| 20:00 | Embarrassing Bodies: Live from... ...The Clinic: The doctors take a look at the germs in our mouths and the deadly bacteria in our belly buttons. They also take an OCD test. |
| 21:00 | Edward VIII: The Lion King The untold story of Edward VIII's campaign to protect Africa's wildlife, prompted when he was Prince of Wales by the slaughter of elephants, rhinos and big cats he witnessed on safari. |
| 22:00 | Shameless After nearly a decade of drama, debauchery, sex, drugs and anarchy it's time for one last visit to the Chatsworth. Frank expects a welcome home party, while Monica drops a bombshell... |
| 23:05 | Skint Dean's former son-in-law Shane wants to become a cage fighter and his stepson James, who's about to leave school, hopes to join the army. First it's time for the annual holiday in Skegness. |
| 00:05 | Random Acts Channel 4's short-form arts strand presents an unusual belly dance. |
| 00:10 | PokerStars.co.uk EPT Barcelona The remaining players are all in the money in Barcelona. A min cash is not an option for online high roller Ilari Sahamies. Placed fourth in the Super High Roller, he now expects victory. |
| 01:10 | KOTV Boxing Weekly Action from the Foxwoods Resort Casino in Mashantucket, Connecticut, where rapper 50 Cent promotes Australian Billy 'The Kid' Dib against Evgeny Gradovich for the IBF Featherweight title. |
| 01:35 | Sailing: America's Cup Discovered Behind the scenes with the crews competing in the prestigious global competition. This edition features match racing from Naples. |
| 02:00 | Mobil 1 The Grid Jenson Button exclusively previews the Indy 500, and the show looks at the Le Mans-winning Audi R18 e-tron Quattro. Highlights come from the DTM's visit to Brands Hatch and Rally Corsica. |
| 02:30 | British Rallycross Highlights from the Monster Energy MSA British Rallycross Championship 2013. The British Rallycross Championship heads north to Knockhill in Scotland for its third round. |
| 02:55 | Xtreme Storm In the seaside resort of Southport, competitors race over 32 man-made obstacles on a 14-mile course that includes freezing waters, sands, mudflats, a Victorian pier and a Hall of Mirrors. |
| 03:25 | Inside Nature's Giants The BAFTA-winning series goes to Australia on the trail of a bird that's been described as a living dinosaur and that hides in Queensland's tropical rainforests: the cassowary. |
| 04:20 | Deal or No Deal Noel Edmonds asks the all-important question as contestants do battle with the Banker in their quest to leave the Dream Factory with £250,000. |
| 05:15 | Come Dine with Me On the Isle of Man, four hosts go head-to-head in a week featuring some flirting, some bickering, some insults, a Manx crab starter, and one host dressing up as a cow to serve pudding. |
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