| 06:00 | Teleshopping Teleshopping. |
| 09:00 | The King Of Queens Queens'bro Bridge
When Doug finds out Arthur has a half-brother named Skitch, with whom Arthur owns a house, he wants Arthur to move in with him. Unfortunately the two don't always see eye-to-eye... |
| 09:30 | Mike & Molly After The Lovin'
Exclusive to Comedy Central. Mike and Molly spend a romantic weekend together and afterwards, Mike comes on too strong. Carl advises him to play it cool. |
| 10:00 | Anger Management Charlie's Patient Gets Out of Jail
Charlie is less than happy when his ex, Jennifer, starts dating one of his patients - ex-con Cleo from his prison anger therapy group! Starring Charlie Sheen. |
| 10:30 | Mr Bean Merry Christmas Mr. Bean: Festive antics are the order of the day with Harrods, Bean's girlfriend and a turkey all fair game! Christmas Mr. Bean style! |
| 11:00 | Scrubs My Lips Are Sealed
J.D. takes Carla out to cheer her up after her separation from Turk, but they end up getting drunk and accidentally kiss - uh-oh! Elliot deals with a patient who has taken viagra. |
| 11:30 | Scrubs My Big Move
J.D. and Carla's secret is out and Turk isn't reacting as they thought he would. Jordon's brush with botox gives Cox ammunition, and the Janitor is not a big fan of his new uniform! |
| 12:00 | Scrubs My Words of Wisdom
Laverne's death hits the team hard and Carla struggles to come to terms with it. Meanwhile, J.D. treats a deaf patient and learns that the Janitor knows sign language. |
| 12:30 | Scrubs Their Story
In a unique twist, J.D. turns his narrating duties over to Ted, Todd and Jordan as this episode focuses on the lives of the supporting players at Sacred Heart. |
| 13:00 | Two And A Half Men Did You Check With the Captain of the Flying Monkeys? Charlie rethinks the way he treats women when he, Alan and Jake are forced to cheer up a pitiful Evelyn when she is dumped. |
| 13:30 | Two And A Half Men If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake
Alan and Judith are both upset when Charlie teaches Jake about distinguishing women's fake implants from real breasts. Starring Charlie Sheen. |
| 14:00 | Two And A Half Men Waiting for the Right Snapper
Charlie's relationship with Angie becomes jeopardized after he meets her son's fiancé and realises she's one of the many faces from his past. Can he resist temptation? |
| 14:30 | Two And A Half Men Yay, No Polyps
Charlie gets a colonoscopy to avoid a trip to see Chelsea's bigoted parents, but she's wise to his plans. Time for some male-bonding with her father, where secrets are revealed... |
| 15:00 | Two And A Half Men Keith Moon Is Vomiting In His Grave
Jake's new friend Eldridge proves to be a bad influence when he makes Jake steal beer from Charlie. Alan finds Eldridge's mother, Lyndsey, attractive... |
| 15:30 | The King Of Queens Clothes Encounter
Carrie discovers a "loop hole" in the system, where she has up to 30 days to return items she purchases. It doesn't take long for this to get out of control... |
| 16:00 | The King Of Queens Queens'bro Bridge
When Doug finds out Arthur has a half-brother named Skitch, with whom Arthur owns a house, he wants Arthur to move in with him. Unfortunately the two don't always see eye-to-eye... |
| 16:30 | The King Of Queens Foe
Pa: When Arthur ruins Carrie's job interview at a prestigious real estate firm by acting crazy, he becomes determined to fix all the things he has screwed up for her in the past. |
| 17:00 | The King Of Queens Tank Heaven
Doug scares away all of Carrie's friends from work. Danny and Spence realize that women have a soft spot for guys who take care of the elderly and so starts spending time with Arthur. |
| 17:30 | Mike & Molly After The Lovin'
Exclusive to Comedy Central. Mike and Molly spend a romantic weekend together and afterwards, Mike comes on too strong. Carl advises him to play it cool. |
| 18:00 | Anger Management Charlie's Patient Gets Out of Jail
Charlie is less than happy when his ex, Jennifer, starts dating one of his patients - ex-con Cleo from his prison anger therapy group! Starring Charlie Sheen. |
| 18:30 | Mr Bean Merry Christmas Mr. Bean: Festive antics are the order of the day with Harrods, Bean's girlfriend and a turkey all fair game! Christmas Mr. Bean style! |
| 19:00 | M*A*S*H Trick Or Treatment
The 4077th are ready for their Halloween party when an influx of wounded arrive. Soon enough Superman, Al Capone, a cowboy and a clown have to save the day! |
| 19:30 | M*A*S*H Bombshells
Hawkeye is up to his usual tricks when he spreads a rumour that Marilyn Monroe intends to visit the 4077th. Meanwhile, B.J. is less than impressed with his Purple Heart. |
| 20:00 | The Daily Show Another chance to see Jon Stewart and his team take a satirical sideswipe at the latest in news and current affairs. Tonight's guest is former senator, & author, Kay Bailey Hutchison. |
| 20:30 | Two And A Half Men Pilot
Charlie is a successful jingle writer in Malibu. His decadent lifestyle turns upside down when his down on his luck brother Alan and his son Jake move in. The first episode of the hit comedy. |
| 21:00 | South Park Miss Teacher B*ngs A Boy
Power goes to Cartman's head when he becomes "Dawg the Hallway Monitor". Meanwhile, Kyle is shocked to discover his little brother Ike and his teacher are at "it"! |
| 21:30 | South Park Stanley's Cup
In a parody of underdog sports movies, Stan is sentenced to community service and ends up coaching the Park County Pee-Wee hockey team - can he turn these losers into winners? |
| 22:00 | South Park About Last Night
While the country celebrates the election of President Obama, a band of unlikely super-thieves begin an audacious jewel heist and Ike attempts suicide! Emmy-award winning comedy. |
| 22:30 | South Park Fatbeard
Cartman has heard of all the riches being plundered by the pirates in Somalia, so dons his eye patch and leads a motley crew off to Africa to get in on the act. |
| 23:00 | The Daily Show Another chance to see Jon Stewart and his team take a satirical sideswipe at the latest in news and current affairs. Tonight's guest is Christiane Amanpour, CNN's chief international correspondent. |
| 23:30 | Tosh.0 Brand new and exclusive. Tosh takes on everything the Internet has to offer. Tonight there's a web re-match for a boy beaten in the Ultimate Fighter ring by a girl and a Popsicle is sent into space. |
| 00:00 | Kathy Brand new and exclusive. Actress and comedian Kathy Griffin hosts her very own chat show. Tonight's guests are chatshow host Craig Ferguson and king of the chatshows Larry King. |
| 01:00 | 30 Rock When It Rains, It Pours
Jack feels the best way to teach his and Avery's impending child how to live is to make DVDs of life lessons. Kenneth keeps sneaking in to perform his old duties. |
| 01:30 | Sex And The City Escape From New York
Carrie, Miranda and Samantha travel to Los Angeles, while Charlotte has a frustrating honeymoon, thanks to Trey's little problem in the bedroom. Matthew McConaughey guest-stars. |
| 02:05 | Sex And The City Sex and Another City?
Charlotte flees her frustrating marriage and joins the other girls in L.A., where it's men, parties galore, playboy bunnies and fake Fendis! Hugh Hefner guest-stars. |
| 02:40 | Stewart Lee: 41st Best Stand-Up... ...Ever
In 2007 Stewart Lee was voted the 41st best stand-up of all time, apparently better than Lenny Bruce but not as good as Jim Davidson. Here's his acclaimed show filmed at The Stand in Glasgow. |
| 04:10 | Sir Leslie Quint "A Life In Film" For over 50 years, British filmmaker Sir Leslie Quint has shocked cinema audiences. Now in the twilight of his years, Sir Leslie has agreed to speak about the controversies that define him. |
| 04:15 | Sir Leslie Quint "A Life In Film" For over 50 years, British filmmaker Sir Leslie Quint has shocked cinema audiences. Now in the twilight of his years, Sir Leslie has agreed to speak about the controversies that define him. |
| 04:20 | M*A*S*H Trick Or Treatment
The 4077th are ready for their Halloween party when an influx of wounded arrive. Soon enough Superman, Al Capone, a cowboy and a clown have to save the day! |
| 04:45 | M*A*S*H Bombshells
Hawkeye is up to his usual tricks when he spreads a rumour that Marilyn Monroe intends to visit the 4077th. Meanwhile, B.J. is less than impressed with his Purple Heart. |
| 05:10 | The King Of Queens Double Downer
Carrie wants to spend a weekend with Doug to honour their first date, but it is the same day as a trip Deacon planned to Atlantic City. Things don't go according to plan for anyone! |
| 05:35 | The King Of Queens Dougie Nights
Carrie persuades Doug to take Deacon to a nightclub to cheer him up, but it's Doug who really embraces the whole experience. |
| 06:00 | Teleshopping Teleshopping. |
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