This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for E4 on Friday, May 24 2013

06:00Switched Taylor from Texas swaps with Natalie, a 15-year-old overachiever already at college. While Taylor loves being a college student for a change, Natalie hates having to go back to school. [SL] 
06:2090210 Rats and Heroes Naomi returns from her holiday and is eager to spend time with Liam on his newly built boat. Gia (Rumer Willis) and Adrianna bond at the Beach Club. 
07:05Ugly Betty In the Stars Betty, Marc and Matt work together on their important final YETI project, a photo shoot with pop star Adele. Betty vies for promotion to the role of editor. 
07:50Desperate Housewives Remember Paul? The residents of Wisteria Lane are stunned to discover that Paul Young is out of prison and back in the neighbourhood with an enigmatic new wife and seemingly dark motives. 
08:40Scrubs Our Dear Leaders Lucy takes her new assignment as team leader too seriously. Turk feels threatened when an internationally renowned surgeon pays a visit. 
09:10Rules of Engagement Fix Ups & Downs Audrey and Jennifer do some match-making. Russell falls in love with a woman he catches a glimpse of in the lobby of his friends' apartment building. 
09:4090210 Rats and Heroes Naomi returns from her holiday and is eager to spend time with Liam on his newly built boat. Gia (Rumer Willis) and Adrianna bond at the Beach Club. 
10:35Ugly Betty In the Stars Betty, Marc and Matt work together on their important final YETI project, a photo shoot with pop star Adele. Betty vies for promotion to the role of editor. 
11:35Charmed Charmed and Dangerous The Source breaks an ancient agreement between good and evil by stealing a vapour called The Hollow that immediately absorbs Piper and Paige's powers. 
12:30Hollyoaks An old friend rushes to Sinead's aid, but will her efforts be in vain? Martha's actions leave the Kanes destroyed, while Darren and Nancy attempt to reconcile. 
13:00How I Met Your Mother The Front Porch Karen discovers a woman's earring in Ted's bed and breaks up with him. Ted finds out Lily planted the earring so that he and Karen would split up. 
13:30How I Met Your Mother Old King Clancy Marshall and Barney learn that Ted's company is about to lose some work and hide this from him. Later, the gang are enthralled by Robin's love life. 
14:00Scrubs My Mentor JD settles into life as a doctor, but a young chain-smoker with suspected cancer leaves him feeling disillusioned. 
14:30Scrubs My Best Friend's Mistake At long last, Elliot asks JD for a kiss, but after they're interrupted by Dr Cox, JD realises he must make a move or risk being designated 'just good friends'. 
15:00Charmed Charmed and Dangerous The Source breaks an ancient agreement between good and evil by stealing a vapour called The Hollow that immediately absorbs Piper and Paige's powers. 
16:00Rules of Engagement Optimal Male Jeff struggles to lose enough weight to be eligible for the 'optimal male' category of fitness in his life insurance exam. 
16:30Rules of Engagement Russell's Father's Son Adam is worried that Russell will be upset when he discovers that Russell's father asked Adam to pose as his son in a promotional video. 
17:00How I Met Your Mother The Front Porch Karen discovers a woman's earring in Ted's bed and breaks up with him. Ted finds out Lily planted the earring so that he and Karen would split up. 
17:30How I Met Your Mother Old King Clancy Marshall and Barney learn that Ted's company is about to lose some work and hide this from him. Later, the gang are enthralled by Robin's love life. 
18:00The Big Bang Theory The Zazzy Substitution The guys are concerned when a heartbroken Sheldon starts bulk-buying cats after he breaks up with Amy. 
18:30The Big Bang Theory The Hot Troll Deviation An embarrassing secret of Howard's comes to light as he tries to win back his ex-girlfriend, Bernadette. 
19:00Hollyoaks Dodger vows to find Texas's murderer, Tony's attempts to open up to Diane fail miserably and, as the Roscoes try to settle into village life, a revelation from Jason changes everything. 
19:30How I Met Your Mother Brand new series - The Ashtray: When Ted receives an unexpected voicemail message from his former love rival The Captain, the gang recall their last awkward encounter with him. 
20:00The Big Bang Theory Brand new series - The Monster Isolation: After a terrible date with Lucy, Raj vows never to leave his flat again. Sheldon asks Penny to help him record a new episode of Fun with Flags. 
20:302 Broke Girls Brand new series - And the Broken Hip: When a street performer sets up his puppet show in front of their cupcake shop, Max and Caroline fret that he will alienate their hip young customers. 
21:00Mission: Impossible III Film (2006) Action thriller. Tom Cruise is agent Ethan Hunt, master of disguise and the double bluff. He's battling Philip Seymour Hoffman who's selling arms to terrorists. Violent scenes. 
23:30The Big Bang Theory The Zazzy Substitution The guys are concerned when a heartbroken Sheldon starts bulk-buying cats after he breaks up with Amy. 
00:00The Big Bang Theory The Hot Troll Deviation An embarrassing secret of Howard's comes to light as he tries to win back his ex-girlfriend, Bernadette. 
00:30Full English Edgar, Interrupted After getting slightly annoyed at work, Edgar is committed to an institution by Ken. Meanwhile, Dusty is bitten by a squirrel and decides this has given him superpowers. 
01:05Friday Night Dinner The Date Adam comes home to find the house looking immaculate and the table set for five. The doorbell rings and in walks Tanya Green, the girl Mum has been trying to set up with Adam. 
01:35PhoneShop Revenge of the Razz Feeling sidelined and unloved, Christopher is offered a new sales job, while Ashley and Jerwayne find themselves drafted into Razz Prince's Elite Selling Krew. 
02:10Fonejacker More antics from Fonejacker, a man addicted to prank telephone calls who takes on different guises to satisfy his need to scam and confuse anyone at the end of the phone. 
02:35Revenge Brand new series - Engagement: Secure in her engagement to Daniel, Emily plots her next move. Jack shows an incriminating photo to Victoria. Aiden and Takeda have a deadly confrontation. 
03:20Franklin & Bash 650 to SLC In the last episode of season two, the duo back their boss's campaign to save the firm when Jared's father tries to buy Infeld Daniels over Stanton's head. 
04:00Life Unexpected Thanks Ungiven It's Thanksgiving and all the guests at Baze's loft are anxious about their secrets being revealed at the table. 
04:40Desperate Housewives Remember Paul? The residents of Wisteria Lane are stunned to discover that Paul Young is out of prison and back in the neighbourhood with an enigmatic new wife and seemingly dark motives. 
06:00Heartland Catch and Release While the boys head off on an enjoyable fishing trip, the girls are left to deal with the havoc caused by a dog, a porcupine and a herd of escaped cows.