This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Nickelodeon on Saturday, June 22 2013

06:00Power Rangers Samurai I've Got A Spell On Blue Deker returns Dayu to Master Xandred's ship and reveals his intention to fight the Red Samurai Ranger himself. Master Xandred doesn't object, and proceeds with his own plans. 
06:30New: N-View The triumphant ninth episode of N-View blasts on to your screens, proving that all good things start with an N. Apart from kittens, of course. Those are very good too. 
06:45Fred: The Show Lemon Fred Fred starts a lemonade stand in his front yard, and it becomes so successful he has to hire an employee. When Fred gets suspicious of his new hire he has to spy on the new recruit. 
07:00Winx Club Crossing The Sirenix Gate Tritannus uses Bloom and Daphne's parents, Oritel and Marion, as bait to learn the secret of achieving Sirenix. Meanwhile, the Winx obtain Sirenix. (Series 5, episode 13) 
07:30Winx Club The Emperor's Throne Relaxing on Gardenia, the Winx go to the beach, but find that it's dirty, so they try to clean it up. Tritannus and the Trix head to the Emperor's Throne. (Series 5, episode 14) 
08:00Victorious The Bird Scene Tori goes all out to master an iconic Hollywood Arts monologue in Sikowitz's class. Meanwhile, André and Robbie join a ballet class to meet girls with disastrous results. 
08:30New: Jordan & Perri's Block Party The Bolton Majorettes Jordan and Perri surprise a group of Majorettes from Bolton, the land of comedy - and Perri can't resist throwing in some of his own jokes. Lukas McFarlane stops by as well. 
09:00iCarly iRescue Carly Sam's friend gets out of prison and Sam warns everyone to stay away, but Carly doesn't listen and finds herself in over her head. Spencer finds a pair of night vision goggles. 
09:30New: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Pulverizer Returns When Shredder schemes to create a fearsome army of mutants, the Turtles have no choice but to rely on the help of the newest recruit to the Foot Clan: The Pulverizer! 
10:00Fred: The Show Driver's Fred Fred decides to get his driver's licence and enrolls in driver's ed. While waiting for his driving instructor a bank robber jumps into Fred's car and orders him to drive! 
10:15Fred: The Show Evil Fred - Part 1: Kids and neighbours have witnessed Fred committing petty crimes, most of which happen to Kevin's house. Fred declares his innocence, but nobody believes him. 
10:30iCarly iRue the Day Spencer saves the life of the lead singer of The Plain White T's and gets him to agree to go on iCarly. Meanwhile, strange things start going wrong during the webcast. 
11:00Victorious Stage Fighting Tori has to defend herself when Jade claims Tori hurt her in a stage fighting exercise. Trina has to fend off Robbie when he thinks their stage kiss meant something. 
11:30How to Rock How to Rock a Part-time Job When Kacey needs to pay her mom back for a huge bill, Stevie gets Kacey a job. At first, Kacey is embarrassed to be working there, until she discovers a way to be popular. 
12:00Life With Boys Disarmed With Boys Tess has to wrestle against last year's City Champion, Bobby Parelli, and accidentally lets their impromptu pre-match competition go a little too far. 
12:30Victorious Beck's Big Break Tori accidentally gets Beck fired from a small role in a movie, then must find a way to get him his job back. Meanwhile, Robbie has nightmares about Rex. 
13:00Victorious Jade Gets Crushed Andre is working on a song with Jade, and gets a crush on her. Tori tries to help him get over it, but nothing seems to work, and Andre has trouble keeping his feelings a secret. 
13:30SpongeBob SquarePants It's one of SpongeBob's favourite days in 'Fools in April' and in 'Neptune's Spatula' SpongeBob pays a visit to the Fry Cook Hall Of Fame. 
14:00iCarly iSaved Your Life When Freddie saves Carly's life, Carly falls in love with him. Meanwhile, Sam and Spencer compete against each other in a paintball game called Assassin. 
14:30iCarly iEnrage Gibby When Gibby discovers Freddie and his girlfriend in a compromising position, he vows revenge and challenges Freddie to a fight. Plus, reports of Spencer's death improve his career. 
15:00Victorious The Worst Couple Jade and Beck help Sinjin with his new game show, "The Worst Couple," but it puts their relationship to the test. Meanwhile, Tori breaks her precious Pear Phone. 
15:30Victorious Andre's Horrible Girl Tori notices some changes in her friend Andre, whose girlfriend seems to be overbearing and controlling. Meanwhile, Jade and Cat try to earn money dog-sitting in Beverly Hills. 
16:00SpongeBob SquarePants Annoyed by SpongeBob for the last time, Squidward goes legal in 'Restraining SpongeBob', and in 'Fiasco!', Plankton steals a Krabby Patty, unaware it's really an art piece by famous artist Fiasco. 
16:30New: You Gotta See This Angry Alligators and Slippery Slides Noah and Chris share crazy internet videos including epic karate fails, angry animals and super sports clips, plus One Direction introduces a hilarious game. 
17:00iCarly iToe Fat Cakes Carly gets her toe stuck in a bathtub right before she is supposed to leave for a date. Meanwhile, Sam and the rest of the gang get trapped in Canada following dodgy doings. 
17:30Big Time Rush Big Time Reality Griffin films the guys' lives for a reality show. 
18:00Life With Boys Disarmed With Boys Tess has to wrestle against last year's City Champion, Bobby Parelli, and accidentally lets their impromptu pre-match competition go a little too far. 
18:30Victorious The Hambone King After posting a hamboning video online, Robbie is challenged for the title of Hambone King. When Robbie is beaten, Tori agrees to help Robbie avenge his defeat. 
19:00Dance Academy Heartbeat Mocking her friends' obsession with popstar Myles Kelly, Kat creates a video of herself dancing to one of his songs and then posts it on the internet. What happens next surprises everyone. 
19:30Dance Academy Through The Looking Glass Christian's best mate Aaron comes to stay and reveals the truth about the robbery. Christian lies to the police. Abigail gets in serious trouble. Contains mature themes. 
20:00Victorious Andre's Horrible Girl Tori notices some changes in her friend Andre, whose girlfriend seems to be overbearing and controlling. Meanwhile, Jade and Cat try to earn money dog-sitting in Beverly Hills. 
20:30Wendell & Vinnie Baseball & Bad Dates Vinnie suggests Baseball as an interest that would help Wendell make more friends. Wendell is surprisingly keen on the sport - but his new favourite team ignites old rivalries. 
21:00Alien Surf Girls Power Up Zoey and Kiki are relieved to find out that Brandon can't use the card properly. Perhaps he'll never need to know their secret? But Brandon starts to remember moments from his childhood. 
21:30H2O - Just Add Water The Awakening Cleo and Rikki face their final year of school without Emma. They make a new friend in Bella, meet new boy Will, and find a strange force that turns water against them. 
22:00iCarly iHave A Lovesick Teacher Mrs. Ackerman breaks up with her boyfriend, causing her to quarrel with her students. But a visit from Spencer to sort out the dispute soon turns into a date! 
22:30iCarly iSaw Him First When Carly and Sam show interest in the same boy, they vow to not let him come between them. But it's more difficult than they imagined and soon their friendship is tested. 
23:00iCarly iStage An Intervention Carly intervenes when Spencer becomes addicted to a video game. Sam makes Freddie think that he's being plagued by bad luck when he refuses to forward a chain email. 
23:30iCarly iOwe You Sam is insulted when Freddie accuses her of not paying back any of the money she borrows. Sam tries everything she can think of to pay them back - even getting an actual job! 
00:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
03:00Genie in the House Junior Genie An unexpected visitor - Adil's kid brother, Junior - arrives, and decides he likes the Nortons' home so much he never wants to leave. When Peggy finds out, she's got a hot scoop! 
03:30Genie in the House Double Trouble A new boy band are filming at The Juice Bar, the girls are shocked to discover that the band's obnoxious lead singer, Kurt St Moritz, is Adil's double! 
04:00Renford Rejects Ciao Bambino A real Italian girl humiliates Bruno because he only pretends to be Italian - so he decides to go back to being regular old Barry Grade. 
04:30Summer in Transylvania Day Of The Prickly Waitress When Summer tells Magda that all housekeepers get a day off every week, Magda resigns! Summer has to take over as housekeeper, plumber, electrician and pig masseur. 
05:00The Penguins of Madagascar The Penguins discover Skipper's idol, Rockgut, and fall under his spell in 'The Red Squirrel'. In 'It's About Time', Kowalski sends his future self to stop himself building a time machine. 
05:30The Penguins of Madagascar Rico and King Julien form an unlikely friendship in 'Kaboom and Kabust', and then in 'The Helmet', King Julien causes chaos with Kowalski's new invention. 
06:00Power Rangers Samurai Forest For The Trees In an encounter with the Nighlok Desperaino, Mike takes the Beetle Disc away from the Pink Ranger and unsuccessfully attempts to use it, allowing the Nighlok to escape.