This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount 2 on Saturday, June 22 2013

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
09:00Two And A Half Men The Leather Gear is in the Guest Room: Charlie and Alan have a dispute about Alan's role in the house, leading to Alan and Jake moving in with his mother. Teddy and Evelyn aren't too happy with this. 
09:30Two And A Half Men Is There a Mrs. Waffles? Charlie writes a children's song and finds success as 'Charlie Waffles', much to Alan's annoyance. Charlie has a dubious cure to his sudden stage fright... 
10:00Two And A Half Men Tight's Good After Evelyn and Teddy become engaged, Charlie struggles to fight his attraction to his soon-to-be stepsister, Courtney. Oh dear, Charlie... Jenny McCarthy guest stars. 
10:30Two And A Half Men Kinda Like Necrophilia While trying to help Jake get over a breakup, Alan discovers that it was Charlie who stole his high school girlfriend, so he plots his revenge... but who will come out on top? 
11:00Two And A Half Men Meander To Your Dander Seeing that Alan is unhappy with his relationship, Charlie coaches him in the fine art of breaking up with a woman but will Alan end up regretting this brotherly help? 
11:30Two And A Half Men A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh Rose, Charlie's lovable stalker and neighbour, is back from England and takes care of a very sick Charlie - but just how exactly is she 'helping'? 
12:00Mike & Molly Samuel Get's Fired Exclusive to Comedy Central. When Samuel loses his job and apartment Mike offers to let him stay at his place...with interesting results. 
12:30Mike & Molly Cigar Talk When Joyce invites Vince to attend her high school reunion, Vince confesses to Mike that he never graduated high school, and convinces Mike to help him study for his GED. 
13:00Anger Management Charlie Goes Back to Therapy When anger therapist Charlie Goodson almost beats his ex-wife's boyfriend with a lamp could it be time to return to therapy himself? Starring Charlie Sheen. 
13:30Anger Management Charlie and the Slumpbuster A one-night stand from Charlie's minor league days pays him a visit. Feeling sorry for her he pretends to date her but soon realises this might not be the smartest move. 
14:00Two And A Half Men The Leather Gear is in the Guest Room: Charlie and Alan have a dispute about Alan's role in the house, leading to Alan and Jake moving in with his mother. Teddy and Evelyn aren't too happy with this. 
14:30Two And A Half Men Is There a Mrs. Waffles? Charlie writes a children's song and finds success as 'Charlie Waffles', much to Alan's annoyance. Charlie has a dubious cure to his sudden stage fright... 
15:00Scrubs My Rabbit (1): J.D. questions whether he could ever trust Kim - can they raise their baby together? Elliot's control freak ways frustrate Carla as she tries to plan her bachelorette party. 
15:30Scrubs My Point Of No Return (2): In the season 6 finale, J.D. and Elliot both wonder if they really belong with their respective partners. Needing a little help, the Janitor activates the "Brain Trust". 
16:00Sex And The City The Good Fight Carrie begins to feel claustrophobic living with Aidan and decides she needs some space. Meanwhile, could Samantha really be falling in love with Richard? 
16:30Sex And The City Change of A Dress Carrie's feeling the pressure of getting married and subsequently suffocates when trying on wedding dresses. Miranda wonders when her maternal instincts will kick in? 
17:00Sex And The City Ring A Ding Ding Financial pressures mount for Carrie and she's forced to seek advice in a 'Big' way! Samantha's getting the "best" from Richard, which apparently isn't enough. 
17:35Sex And The City A Vogue Idea Carrie's working at Vogue, Charlotte gets busy planning Miranda's baby shower and three's a crowd for Samantha and her man. Candice Bergen guest-stars. 
18:10Sex And The City I heart NY Change is in the air, with Charlotte beginning to date again, Big moving to California and the biggest change of all, Miranda gives birth to a baby boy. Season four finale. 
18:50Sex And The City Unoriginal Sin Carrie is delighted that her columns are to be made into a book, Miranda isn't thrilled with the idea of baby Brady being christened and Charlotte takes a self-help seminar. 
19:30Sex And The City The Good Fight Carrie begins to feel claustrophobic living with Aidan and decides she needs some space. Meanwhile, could Samantha really be falling in love with Richard? 
20:00Two And A Half Men Tight's Good After Evelyn and Teddy become engaged, Charlie struggles to fight his attraction to his soon-to-be stepsister, Courtney. Oh dear, Charlie... Jenny McCarthy guest stars. 
20:30Two And A Half Men Kinda Like Necrophilia While trying to help Jake get over a breakup, Alan discovers that it was Charlie who stole his high school girlfriend, so he plots his revenge... but who will come out on top? 
21:00South Park Die Hippie, Die Cartman runs a 'pest control' service to rid the town of hippies and is soon arrested, but when a plague of hippies invades South Park the town turn to him and his unorthodox methods. 
21:30South Park Wing The boys become talent agents to make an easy buck. They take on a Chinese lady named Wing and are soon confronted by the Chinese mafia, eagerly looking for a slice of the action. Fight! 
22:00South Park Best Friends Forever Kenny is in a coma and Cartman wants life-support turned off so he can get his mitts on his PSP - but Kenny's spirit is leading the armies of heaven against the demons of hell! 
22:30South Park The Losing Edge The boys are bored of playing baseball, and concoct a plan to lose the big play-off game. Randy trains hard to become the biggest drunken jackass at each match. 
23:00Sex And The City The Good Fight Carrie begins to feel claustrophobic living with Aidan and decides she needs some space. Meanwhile, could Samantha really be falling in love with Richard? 
23:35Sex And The City All that Glitters The girls go dancing at a hot club and Carrie befriends a cute gay boy, Samantha spills the beans to Richard while on the love drug and Miranda accidentally outs her co-worker. 
00:15Kevin Bridges Live In Glasgow The deceptively youthful Kevin Bridges plays a hometown show in front of 10,000 fans. Topical, cutting, silly, sarcastic, ironic, dead pan - he hits all these marks (and more!) with ease. 
01:20Jim Jefferies: Alcoholocaust Jim Jefferies, in all his offensive glory, at London's Lyric Theatre. Expect tales of Auschwitz, atheism, and booze dependency. Not for the easily offended! 
02:20Jim Jefferies: Contraband This classic show from 2007 includes the original versions of notorious routines, including 'The Egg Story' and the tale of the attack Jim once endured live on stage. Not for the easily offended! 
03:3530 Rock Everything Sunny All The Time Always Liz's self-improvement drive (Liz-benism) hits upon an unusual obstacle. Tracy gets all kinds of mad at not being part of an in-joke. Condoleezza Rice cameos. 
03:55South Park Eek, A Penis! Ms. Garrison wants to become a man again, so whilst she is away Cartman becomes the substitute teacher. It's not long before Cartman is teaching innercity kids the fun of cheating! 
04:20Frasier Frasier's Imaginary Friend Whilst in Acapulco, Frasier meets Kelly - a supermodel and zoologist. When he returns to Seattle he finds that nobody believes him. 
04:45Frasier The Gift Horse Frasier and Niles compete against one another over who will buy Martin the most expensive present for his sixty-fifth birthday. 
05:10Frasier Halloween At Niles wildly named 'literary-themed Halloween ball', rumours are flying that Frasier and Daphne are sleeping together, and Frasier has impregnated Roz? 
05:35Frasier The Kid Roz proudly announces that she has informed the father of her unexpected pregnancy - but is she being entirely truthful? 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.