This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Tmf on Monday, May 27 2013

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
09:0010 Hottest US Stars Right Now! We are All Stars and Stripes in this month of May on VIVA and right now we have the Hottest 10 US acts around right now! 
10:00Official 50 Bestsellers Of The... ...Year So Far! Join us for a count down of the Top 50 biggest and best selling hits from this year... so far! Will your favourites make the cut? 
15:00This Week's Fresh Music: Hot 10! We have the hottest newest music around for you now as we count down This Week's Fresh Music Hot 10! 
16:00The Penguins of Madagascar The lemurs seem suspiciously good at a game of capture the flag in 'Penguiner Takes All', and then in 'Two Feet High and Rising', the penguins try to cure Mort's feet obsession. 
16:30The Penguins of Madagascar Everyone starts going missing when they go to meet the newest zoo animal in 'The Hidden' and then in 'Kingdom Come', Julien is acting even weirder than usual, so Maurice is left in charge. 
17:00The Fresh Prince of Bel Air Will and Hilary interview a dismissed juror from Phil's case on her show and he doesn't have nice things to say about Phil. 
17:30The Fresh Prince of Bel Air Will and Carlton get caught in a compromising position while on a double date with two sexy intellectuals. 
18:00My Wife And Kids Michael tries to find a perfect family in his life and soon then finds a wife along the way named Jay. As soon as everyone meets, it's a new beginning and a new family. 
18:30My Wife And Kids Michael is bothered by the fact that his family is being less than honest with him. When he suspects that his son, Junior got a tatoo he is determined to get him to confess. 
19:00My Super Sweet 16 Cheerleader & admitted social butterfly, Nikki, has a style all her own. So her Sweet 16th birthday bash will be no exception... because Nikki is bringing Sin City to San Antonio! Series 9, Episode 6. 
19:30My Super Sweet 16 In the season two premiere, Florida teen Sophie goes all out for her $200,000 Moulin Rouge themed sweet sixteen bash, including invitations that are hand delivered by a chauffeured Rolls-Royce. 
20:00Caged Friends in small town Louisiana struggle with their futures amidst the world of amateur cage fighting. 
21:00The Fresh Prince of Bel Air Will and Hilary interview a dismissed juror from Phil's case on her show and he doesn't have nice things to say about Phil. 
21:30The Fresh Prince of Bel Air Will and Carlton get caught in a compromising position while on a double date with two sexy intellectuals. 
22:00Whitney Silent Treatment After Whitney catches Alex looking at another girl she decides to "punish" him, but her tactic ends up backfiring on her. Roxy tries to make her ex jealous by throwing a fake party. 
22:30I Just Want My Pants Back Jason still can't find a job and is getting desperate for cash; Tina has a job, but is also broke due to irresponsible purchases, i.e., high-waisted skinny jeans! 
23:00Dirty Sanchez Three mates from the Welsh valleys and one warped Southerner are united by a total disregard for their own personal safety as they perform stunts such as 'naked paintball'! Series 1, Episode 1. 
23:30Dirty Sanchez Three mates from the Welsh valleys and one warped Southerner are united by a total disregard for their own personal safety as they perform stunts such as 'barbed wire hurdles'. Series 1, Episode 2. 
00:00Guy Code The ultimate guy's guide to the laws of manhood: manscaping, sexting, bottle service and camping. 
00:30Mike Judge's Beavis & Butt-head When Vampire craze hits Beavis and Butt-head's high school, the two try to join the broody undead to score chicks. But when they confuse a homeless man for a werewolf, things don't quite go to plan... 
01:00Jackass Follow the adventures of Johnny Knoxville, Steve-o and Chris Pontius as they race through fifteen countries in five days for the Gumball rally. 
02:00Viva The Hits! Find the very biggest hits from your favourite artists all in one place. The perfect mixture of future smashes, pop classics and the biggest superstars around! Join us as we say Viva The Hits! 
03:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.