This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Sky One on Tuesday, May 28 2013

06:00Don't Forget The Lyrics Showman Shane Richie hands the mic to another budding singer. The hopeful has the vocal chops to claim an elusive jackpot win, but will his memory let him down? Also in HD 
07:00The Middle The Bee Hilarity ensues when Frankie and Mike realise they've forgotten Sue's birthday. Plus, Brick showcases his spelling skills and wins his school spelling bee. (S1, ep 16) Also in HD 
07:30Brainiac: Science Abuse Charlotte, Jon and Richard host another hour of science gone mad, attempting to destroy more black box recorders and caravans, and dishing out lots of electric shocks. 
08:30Dog The Bounty Hunter Hit reality series offering an insight into the wild and dangerous life of Duane Dog Chapman, a bounty hunter keeping the streets safe in Hawaii. 
09:00Raising Hope Meet The Grandparents It's Thanksgiving and Jimmy invites Lucy's parents, Dale and Margine, over. Instead of spending quality time with Hope, however, they snatch her! (S1, ep 9) Also in HD 
09:30Raising Hope Burt Rocks Proving that you're never too old to realise a dream, Jimmy persuades Burt to rock out... Featuring a memorable appearance from My Name Is Earl's Jason Lee. (S1, ep 10) Also in HD 
10:00A League Of Their Own James Corden hosts an all-new comedy sports quiz. Jamie Redknapp and Freddie Flintoff line up as team captains, and this week's guests include former heavyweight champion David Haye. (1/10) Also in HD 
11:00The Middle Life Skills The Hecks return to continue season four. Axl isn't impressed when he's teamed up with Sue on a class project. Frankie and Mike battle an insurance company. (S4, ep 11) Also in HD 
11:30The Middle One Kid At A Time Frankie and Mike dedicate each day of a three-day weekend to one of their kids and there's everything from paintballing to sci-fi on the itinerary. (S4, ep 12) Also in HD 
12:00Raising Hope Toy Story Jimmy vows to never let Hope go without when he learns that his dad used to sell toys for profit rather than giving them to his son. (S1, ep 11) Also in HD 
12:30Raising Hope What Up Cuz? Virginia's cousin Delilah shows up and it isn't the rosiest of reunions. Elsewhere, Jimmy takes on the tall task of 'babysitting' Maw Maw. Amy Sedaris guests. (S1, ep 14) Also in HD 
13:00Modern Family New Year's Eve Jay is excited about seeing in 2013 with his nearest and dearest at a hotel in Palm Springs, but Claire, Phil, Mitch and Cam have other ideas. (S4, ep 11) Also in HD 
13:30Modern Family Party Crasher Gloria drops a big surprise on birthday boy Manny, while Clare is rankled by a denim outfitter (Jason Mantzoukas) with designs on Haley. (S4, ep 12) Also in HD 
14:00A League Of Their Own Something's occurring this week as Gavin & Stacey star Ruth Jones joins her mate James Corden for sports-related banter. Alastair Campbell also guests on the comedy panel show. (2/10) Also in HD 
14:30A League Of Their Own It's round three and, while Peter Crouch's wife Abbey Clancy joins Redknapp on the Reds, Neil Morrissey is picked for Flintoff's Blues. Corden referees. (3/10) Also in HD 
15:00Stargate SG-1 Reckoning The Jaffa Resistance assembles an army to retake a holy city. Plus, Baal seeks help from Earth when he is faced with a threat common to both parties. (Part 2 of 2) Also in HD 
16:00Stargate SG-1 Threads For the second time, Daniel is faced with a very difficult decision. Plus, O'Neill hits it off with a new staff member and Carter has doubts about Pete. Isaac Hayes guest stars. Also in HD 
17:00Futurama Bender's Big Score Part 3: The sticky-fingered aliens now own everything on Earth, an unexpected guest gate-crashes Fry's memorial service and Leela accepts Lars' marriage proposal. Also in HD 
17:30Futurama Bender's Big Score Part 4: Satirical and silly, this space story comes to a close as Fry, Bender, Leela et al do blazing battle with the sticky-fingered aliens. Who will come out top? Also in HD 
18:00The Middle The Break Up After taking care of Brick, Sue discovers that her baby-sitting skills aren't up to scratch. Axl experiences the highs and lows of falling in love as well. (S1, ep 17) Also in HD 
18:30The Simpsons Homer At The Bat Homer signs up for the nuclear power plant's softball team. 
19:00The Simpsons She Used To Be My Girl Marge wonders if she made the right choices in life after encountering Chloe (guest star Kim Cattrall), a schoolfriend who has enjoyed much success. 
19:30The Simpsons The Ten-Per-Cent Solution Krusty the Clown reunites with his first agent Annie and prepares to make a comeback. Comedian Joan Rivers guest stars. (Season 23, episode 8) Also in HD 
20:00New: Touch Clockwork Martin tracks down one of Dr Teller's first patients, who happens to be on death row and mere hours away from execution. 24's Annie Wersching guest stars. (S2, ep 9) Also in HD New. 
21:00Cop Squad Sharing shifts with Cambridgeshire's police force, this documentary reveals what life on the beat is really like. Contains strong language and some distressing scenes. (1/10) Also in HD 
22:00The Fly II Film The prodigious son of a half-man, half-fly inventor takes up the work of his late father, but soon experiences a worrying transformation. Horror sequel with Eric Stoltz. (1989)(105 mins) Also in HD 
00:05Revolution New & Exclusive. Nobody's Fault But Mine: The gang's quest to rescue Danny takes them to the centre of the Militia's lair where Miles and Monroe finally come face to face. (S1, ep 10) Also in HD 
01:05Road Wars Put your seatbelt on and accompany Britain's elite as they take to the road, applying the brakes to motorists with relaxed attitudes to the law. Strong language. Also in HD 
02:00Road Wars The Thames Valley Police get into the driving seat in the fight against crime. Follow officers as they deal with robberies, street fights and domestic violence. Strong language. 
03:00UK Border Force 2 Dazzling Denzil, a traveller at Heathrow, impresses immigration with his name, but his chances of entry look slim when his bag reveals some very interesting forgeries. (9/10) Also in HD 
04:00Stargate SG-1 Citizen Joe Dan Castellaneta, voice of Homer Simpson, guest stars as a barber plagued for years by visions of SG-1's missions. And now he's had enough. As usual General O'Neill is ace. Also in HD 
05:00Stargate SG-1 Reckoning 'You said we had a problem not a big galactic emergency.' While the Replicators attack the Goa'uld, the rebel Jaffa move on the temple of Ta'Kara. (Part 1 of 2) 
06:00Don't Forget The Lyrics Another budding singer steps into the spotlight to try their luck against the tongue-tying tunes. Egged on by Shane Richie, can this week's hopeful put in a pedigree performance? Also in HD