This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for E4 on Saturday, January 18 2020

06:00Rude(ish) Tube Shorts Short, cheeky clip from Rude Tube's naughty little sister Rude(ish) Tube, including a variety of boats, animals surfing, a dating agency for sea captains, and dancing from across the world. 
06:20Rugrats in Paris Film (2000) Animated adventure. The second feature outing for the Rugrats takes them to Paris, where Chuckie's widowed father has been called on to mend an animated monster in a theme park. 
07:50Wife Swap USA Brand new series: A germophobe wife who attempts to run her house like a corporation swaps lives with the mother of a messy, cat-filled household in the US spouse-switch series. (S1 Ep7) 
08:50The Goldbergs I Drank the Mold Adam has a birthday sleepover, during which his friend Garry shares out some of his father's home brewed beer and makes everyone sick. (S2 Ep18/24) 
09:20The Goldbergs La Biblioteca es Libros Beverly hears Adam is failing his Spanish class and blames his teacher. Barry gets a job delivering pizzas to win Murray's respect. (S2 Ep19/24) 
09:50The Goldbergs Just Say No As the presidential election approaches, Erica is shocked to discover that Beverly always votes for the political candidate that Murray favours. (S2 Ep20/24) 
10:20The Borrowers Film (1997) Family fantasy comedy-adventure starring Jim Broadbent and Celia Imrie. A family of miniscule-sized people live beneath the floorboards of a house belonging to regular-sized humans. 
12:05Brooklyn Nine-Nine Christmas When Captain Holt gets death threats, Peralta must run his security. Santiago tries to take a precinct Christmas photo for Holt, but Diaz won't smile for the camera. (S1 Ep11/22) 
12:35Brooklyn Nine-Nine Pontiac Bandit In order to catch the Pontiac Bandit, a car thief he has been tracking for years, Peralta tries to make a deal with a suspect Diaz has just arrested. (S1 Ep12/22) 
13:05Brooklyn Nine-Nine The Bet Peralta and Santiago's ongoing bet about who can make the most arrests comes to an awkward conclusion. Boyle gets a medal after he's shot in the line of duty. (S1 Ep13/22) 
13:35Brooklyn Nine-Nine The Ebony Falcon For his first task back in the field, Sgt Jeffords prepares to join Peralta and Boyle to infiltrate a gymnasium where steroids are being sold illegally. (S1 Ep14/22) 
14:05Brooklyn Nine-Nine Operation Broken Feather: Peralta is upset to hear that Santiago is considering leaving the precinct to work with his nemesis 'the Vulture' in the Special Crimes Unit. (S1 Ep15/22) 
14:35The Big Bang Theory The Pancake Batter Anomaly Penny volunteers to nurse Sheldon when he's sick. However, his friends know how miserable he is when he's ill and stay well away from him. (S1 Ep11/17) 
15:05The Big Bang Theory The Jerusalem Duality Sheldon's confidence is shaken to the core when he encounters Dennis, a 15-year-old physicist who is clearly much brighter than he is. (S1 Ep12/17) 
15:35The Big Bang Theory The Bat Jar Conjecture Sheldon is ousted from the gang's Physics Bowl quiz team, so he decides to prove his superiority by forming his own team for the event. (S1 Ep13/17) 
16:05The Big Bang Theory The Nerdvana Annihilation Penny makes fun of Leonard's habit of collecting goofy memorabilia, but his friends kick up a fuss and try to keep him on the side of the nerds. (S1 Ep14/17) 
16:35The Big Bang Theory The Shiksa Indeterminacy Leonard, Raj and Howard all fall heavily for Sheldon's twin sister, but when Leonard comes up with a plan to win her heart, it's derailed by Sheldon. (S1 Ep15/17) 
17:05The Big Bang Theory The Peanut Reaction Penny throws a surprise party for Leonard and gets support from Howard and Raj, but Sheldon's indulgence in an electronics shop throws her off track. (S1 Ep16/17) 
17:35The Big Bang Theory The Tangerine Factor When Penny breaks up with her boyfriend, Leonard plucks up the courage to ask her out. Both turn to Sheldon for advice about their date. (S1 Ep17/17) 
18:05The Big Bang Theory The Ornithophobia Diffusion Leonard and Penny attempt to spend time together as friends without anybody else around, while Sheldon faces his fear of birds. (S5 Ep9/24) 
18:35The Big Bang Theory The Flaming Spittoon Acquisition Stuart from the comic book shop invites Amy out on a date. Consumed by jealousy, Sheldon then asks her to be his girlfriend. (S5 Ep10/24) 
19:05Herbie: Fully Loaded Film (2005) Disney family comedy with Lindsay Lohan, Michael Keaton and Matt Dillon. A college graduate becomes a stock car racer after she's given a very special second-hand car as a present. 
21:00Mission: Impossible - Rogue Nation Film (2015) Part five of the action-thriller franchise starring Tom Cruise. The secret agents try to stop a terrorist organisation, but find themselves disbanded and hunted by the CIA. Violence. 
23:35Gogglebox What do Britain's sharpest armchair critics think of Jamie's Quick and Easy Food, Our Planet, Britain's Got Talent, Line of Duty, Naked Beach and the News? (S13 Ep9) 
00:40Gogglebox What do Britain's sharpest critics think of Britain's Got Talent, The Shallows, Antiques Roadshow, Line of Duty, Miriam's Dead Good Adventure, and University Challenge? (S13 Ep10) [SL] 
01:458 Out of 10 Cats Brand new series: Jimmy Carr hosts the topical comedy panel show and he's joined by Rob Beckett, Katherine Ryan, Joe Swash, Angela Scanlon, Jamali Maddix and Maisie Adam. (S22 Ep2) 
02:40First Dates Will sausage roll maker Joel's culinary creativity impress recipe developer Mimi? And how will model Laura react when she finds out what tall, dark Dan does for a living? (S9 Ep11) [SL] 
03:35Gogglebox What do Britain's sharpest armchair critics think of Jamie's Quick and Easy Food, Our Planet, Britain's Got Talent, Line of Duty, Naked Beach and the News? (S13 Ep9) [SL] 
04:30Schooled Lainey and Erica's High School Reunion At a reunion event, Lainey and Erica try to convince their ex-classmates that they are leading rich and glamorous lives. (Ep8/13) 
04:55Schooled Darth Mellor Lainey urges Glascott to allow his niece Felicia to get her driver's licence. CB and the student Star Wars club take Mellor to a film premiere. (Ep9/13) 
06:00Hollyoaks Omnibus Warren is back in the village and prepared to do whatever it takes to get back on top. Grace tries to give Courtney the wedding she desires, while Sienna receives heartbreaking news.