This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount on Monday, December 9 2019

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00Will & Grace Fagel Attraction After his laptop is stolen, Will meets a police detective who takes a special interest in his case, but Will doesn't know he is participating in Jack's therapy group. (S4, E23) 
08:35Will & Grace Hocus Focus After Will wins a portrait session at a charity auction, he takes Grace to pose for an eccentric celebrity photographer but his bizarre methods produce a funky image... (S4, E24) 
09:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Bourgie Sings the Blues Carlton faces a dilemma when his success with the Princeton interviewer falls down. To clear his mind, Carlton flees to a blues bar, where B.B. King is playing. (S6, E04) 
09:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air The Script Formerly Known As... Phil hits the headlines when two jurors from his "Showbiz Madam" trial are dismissed. Upon his search for new talk-show guests, Will encounters one of them. (S6, E05) 
10:00Impractical Jokers The guys compete head-to-head posing odd TV shows to the public, and do what they are told at a department store. Tonight's punishment involves a fundraising event at an Arts Theatre. (S11, E03) 
10:30Impractical Jokers The guys do and say whatever they're told while posing as dentists, and then compete head-to-head in trying not to laugh while the other makes a hilarious scene at a donut shop. (S11, E04) 
11:00Impractical Jokers The guys attempt to trick receptionists with ridiculous disguises and try to get approval for an e-mail they're writing. This week's loser has to act as a dance teacher's assistant. (S11, E05) 
11:30Impractical Jokers Joe, Murr, Sal and Q skirt the law while posing as receptionists, then go fishing for people's luggage at a mall. This week's loser has a tough sell on their hands. (S11, E07) 
12:00Friends The One Where It All Began After Rachel leaves her fiancÚ at the altar, she moves in with Monica and finds that life isn't so easy without Daddy's credit cards. (S1, E01) 
12:30Friends The One With The Sonogram At The End Ross's lesbian ex-wife is pregnant with his child, and he doesn't like her choice of a last name for the baby. (S1, E02) 
13:00Friends The One With Mrs. Bing: Chandler's romance-novelist mother comes to New York to visit, but her promiscuity, combined with an emotional Ross, results in a regretful moment of passion. (S1, E11) 
13:30Friends The One With The Prom Video Monica and Rachel's prom video reveals Monica's former girth, Rachel's former nose and the way Ross has always felt about Rachel. (S2, E14) 
14:00Friends The One Where Old Yeller Dies Phoebe's world view is shattered when she learns how "Old Yeller" really ends. Monica becomes jealous when Richard starts hanging with Joey and Chandler. (S2, E20) 
14:30Friends The One With The Bullies Chandler and Ross run into two bullies at the coffee shop, one of whom steals Chandler's hat. Meanwhile, Phoebe meets a brother she never knew she had. (S2, E21) 
15:00Friends The One With The Football The gang plays a game of touch football on Thanksgiving, but temperatures run wild as sibling rivalry between Ross and Monica dominates proceedings. (S3, E09) 
15:30Friends The One With A Chick And A Duck When Pete buys a restaurant, Monica must decide whether to accept his offer of employment there. Meanwhile, Joey and Chandler adopt a duck and a chick. (S3, E21) 
16:00Friends The One With Monica and Chandler's Wedding Part 1: Chandler gets the pre-wedding jitters and runs away. Meanwhile, Phoebe finds a positive pregnancy test and assumes it's Monica's. (S7, E23) 
16:30Friends The One With Monica and Chandler's Wedding Part 2: Monica remains unaware of the potential disasters on her wedding day. Meanwhile, Joey's drunk co-star could make him miss the nuptials. (S7, E24) 
17:00Fresh Off The Boat The Manchurian Dinner Date With Emery graduating elementary school, Louis throws a graduation dinner at Cattleman's and tells each of his boys they can bring a friend. (S2, E23) 
17:30Fresh Off The Boat Gotta Be Me Louis decides to give Emery some pointers to help him become the cool kid at school. Jessica volunteers to chaperone Eddie's field trip to Colonial Floridatowne. (S2, E22) 
18:00Friends The One After "I Do": Everybody thinks Monica's pregnant, but her denial quickly shifts the focus to Phoebe, thereby taking the heat off of a nervous Rachel. (S8, E01) 
18:30Friends The One With The Red Sweater Rachel won't tell anybody who the father is until she tells him. Meanwhile, Joey mistakenly thinks Phoebe is pregnant and makes a gallant gesture. (S8, E02) 
19:00Friends Christmas The One With The Monkey The gang makes, then breaks, a pact to celebrate New Year's Eve without dates. Ross compensates for his loneliness by getting a roommate... a monkey named Marcel. (S1, E10) 
19:30Friends Christmas The One With Phoebe's Dad Phoebe tries to track down her real father. Meanwhile, Ross asks Rachel to make a list of pros and cons about him. (S2, E09) 
20:00Friends Christmas The One Where Rachel Quits Ross accidentally breaks a girl's leg, and attempts to make it up to her by selling cookies so she can win a trip. (S3, E10) 
20:30Friends Christmas The One With The Girl From Poughkeepsie Ross struggles to maintain a long-distance relationship. Meanwhile, Monica conjures a scheme to establish authority at her new restaurant job. (S4, E10) 
21:00Russell Howard's Xmas Good News New to Comedy Central. Russell picks his favourite bits from the third series. Tonight features; the urine diet, Iraqi reality TV, a weirdly named Transformer, pensioners on Mars, and a special guest. 
22:00Impractical Jokers Christmas Q, Sal, Joe and Murr act as not-so-handy-men assembling furniture; Thanksgiving comes early for tonight's loser when he must talk turkey at a dating event. (S10, E11) 
22:30Impractical Jokers: Holiday Party Joe, Sal, Q, and Murr host a festive shindig. Join them for bonus footage, behind-the-scenes banter, and special gifts. 
23:00South Park: Kenny's Dead! Basic Cable Scott Malkinson's hopes of romance with new girl Sophie depend on him getting the latest, greatest streaming platform. (S23, E09) 
23:30South Park: Kenny's Dead! Cartman Gets An An** Probe: Cartman dreams he has a close encounter with an alien. The other boys are convinced the dream was real, and that he has been the victim of an alien an** probe. (S1, E01) 
00:00South Park: Kenny's Dead! Death Stan's ancient grandfather attempts to trick the boys into killing him. Meanwhile, the parents of South Park lobby a TV network to rid the airwaves of Terrance and Phillip. (S1, E06) 
00:30South Park: Kenny's Dead! Pink Eye It's Halloween and Kenny is killed by a falling space station and turned into a zombie by some embalming fluid contaminated with Worcester sauce. The zombie disease spreads. (S1, E07) 
01:00South Park: Kenny's Dead! Ike's Wee Wee Kyle misunderstands what circumcision is and thinks he has to save Ike's penis from being cut off! Mr. Mackey is fired, and turns to drugs - "drugs are bad, m'kay?" (S2, E04) 
01:30South Park: Kenny's Dead! Chef Aid Chef realises that Alanis Morissette's (fictional) hit song "Stinky Britches" is a song that he wrote years ago but the record company aren't interested in giving him any credit. (S2, E14) 
02:00South Park: Kenny's Dead! Spontaneous Combustion The citizens of South Park are randomly exploding and it's up to Stan to find the cause. Kyle discovers his dad is having problems with erectile dysfunction. (S3, E02) 
02:30South Park: Kenny's Dead! Hooked on Monkey Fonics The boys compete against a couple of home schooled kids in South Park's annual spelling bee. (S3, E12) 
03:00South Park: Kenny's Dead! Kenny Dies When Kenny is diagnosed with a terminal illness, Stan takes it especially hard. Will Cartman's truck load of foetuses help with a cure? Or does he have other plans for them... (S5, E13) 
03:25Rob Delaney's Stand Up Central Rob Delaney hosts Britain's best stand-up, live from the Electric Ballroom. Mo Gilligan headlines with support from Glenn Moore. (S1, E03) 
03:50Rob Delaney's Stand Up Central Rob Delaney hosts Britain's best stand-up, live from the Electric Ballroom. Luisa Omielan headlines with support from Ahir Shah. (S1, E04) 
04:15Impractical Jokers The guys try not to laugh at gags behind a glass mirror and head to the top of Rockefeller Plaza to get opinions on their wedding proposals. (S11, E10) 
04:35Impractical Jokers The guys compete in a 4-way job-exchanging challenge, and then record people's conversations for strange reasons. (S11, E11) 
05:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.