This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for UK Gold on Wednesday, September 19 2018

06:00Teleshopping Shopping from home. 
07:10A Sharp Intake of Breath Just Cause or Impediment David Jason plays everyman Peter Barnes, battling life's petty frustrations. Peter is best man at a wedding, but events conspire against him. S3 Ep2 
07:40A Sharp Intake of Breath While the Cat's Away David Jason plays everyman Peter Barnes. Sheila goes to spend the night at her mother's house, so Peter goes for a drink with a friend. S4 Ep4 
08:05The Piglet Files Question of Intelligence Spoof comedy series which takes the lid off the shadowy world of espionage. The day-to-day life of a couple is transformed by MI5. S1 Ep1 
08:35Lucky Feller The Game Early comedy vehicle showcasing David Jason's talents, via lovelorn plumber Shorty who drives another comedy vehicle (a clapped-out bubblecar) around London. S1 Ep6 
09:10A Sharp Intake of Breath The Train Now Standing Vintage sitcom starring David Jason. Peter complains to British Rail when the train no longer stops at his local station. S4 Ep3 
09:45Last of the Summer Wine A Brief Excursion in the Fast Lane Young-at-heart sitcom. Wesley has just finished his motorised scooter, when along comes his son-in-law with a taste for dangerous adventure. S23 Ep1 
10:25Last of the Summer Wine The Mystical Squeak of Howard's Bicycle Madcap sitcom. Howard's bicycle starts acting strangely in Pearl's presence, so Truly recommends that Clegg performs an exorcism on it. S23 Ep2 
11:00Last of the Summer Wine Mervyn Would Be Proud The world's longest-running sitcom. Billy regrets his promise to demonstrate archery at the vicar's garden party - whilst riding a horse! S23 Ep3 
11:40Lucky Feller Kath's Family David Jason sitcom from the 70s. Shorty hopes to impress Kath's parents by doing some work around their house, but he causes more damage with each chore. S1 Ep4 
12:10A Sharp Intake of Breath Wheels David Jason stars in this vintage sitcom. Peter drives the company Mercedes car and gets detained by the police. S4 Ep1 
12:40Only Fools and Horses The Class of '62: When Del gets invited to a reunion at his old school, he can't wait to meet up with his former classmates. But one of them isn't quite as friendly as Del would like. S16 Ep4 
13:50Only Fools and Horses He Ain't Heavy, He's My Uncle Street crime is affecting the tenants of Nelson Mandela House and when Uncle Albert is one of the victims, Del decides he's Charles Bronson. S16 Ep5 
14:55Only Fools and Horses Three Men, a Woman and a Baby Rodney and Albert contemplate the prospect of doting dad Del. Meanwhile, Raquel has the baby blues, and Rodney's bedroom is being turned into a nursery. S16 Ep6 
16:00Last of the Summer Wine A Brief Excursion in the Fast Lane Young-at-heart sitcom. Wesley has just finished his motorised scooter, when along comes his son-in-law with a taste for dangerous adventure. S23 Ep1 
16:40Last of the Summer Wine The Mystical Squeak of Howard's Bicycle Madcap sitcom. Howard's bicycle starts acting strangely in Pearl's presence, so Truly recommends that Clegg performs an exorcism on it. S23 Ep2 
17:20Last of the Summer Wine Mervyn Would Be Proud The world's longest-running sitcom. Billy regrets his promise to demonstrate archery at the vicar's garden party - whilst riding a horse! S23 Ep3 
17:55Only Fools and Horses Three Men, a Woman and a Baby Rodney and Albert contemplate the prospect of doting dad Del. Meanwhile, Raquel has the baby blues, and Rodney's bedroom is being turned into a nursery. S16 Ep6 
19:00Open All Hours Laundry Blues More laughs with the dream pairing of Ronnie Barker and David Jason in the classic corner shop comedy. Nurse Gladys Emmanuel has a problem with her washing machine. S2 Ep1 
19:40Open All Hours The Reluctant Traveller G-G-Granville can't believe his luck when the milkwoman makes a pass at him. All he has to do now is persuade Arkwright to spend the night away from the shop. S2 Ep2 
20:20Only Fools and Horses Homesick Comedy with TV's favourite duckers and divers. Del urges Rodney to use his position as chairman of the Tenants' Association to sort out their lifts. S3 Ep1 
21:00The Story of Only Fools and Horses Behind the Scenes Definitive documentary series about the sitcom classic. This time, find out about the process behind each episode, including unseen footage. S1 Ep5 
22:00Only Fools and Horses Healthy Competition South London sitcom with 'businessmen' Del and Rodney - or is that Mickey and Rodney? Rodders feels it's time to go it alone, but Del and Grandad aren't so sure. S3 Ep2 
22:40Live at the Apollo Join the irrepressible Russell Howard for another laugh-out-loud evening of comedy from the Hammersmith Apollo, this time with Jo Brand headlining. S4 Ep6 
23:40Gimme Gimme Gimme Stiff Kathy Burke stars in the outrageous sitcom that extends the boundaries of good taste to very funny effect. Linda and Tom return home to discover a dead body in the living room. S2 Ep3 
00:20Live at the Apollo Join the irrepressible Russell Howard for another laugh-out-loud evening of comedy from the Hammersmith Apollo, this time with Jo Brand headlining. S4 Ep6 
01:20Lucky Feller The Game Early comedy vehicle showcasing David Jason's talents, via lovelorn plumber Shorty who drives another comedy vehicle (a clapped-out bubblecar) around London. S1 Ep6 
01:55A Sharp Intake of Breath The Train Now Standing Vintage sitcom starring David Jason. Peter complains to British Rail when the train no longer stops at his local station. S4 Ep3 
02:25Gimme Gimme Gimme Prison Visitor Crude, rude but very funny comedy as Kathy Burke plays Linda, who has a date with a serial killer in prison. But she's unprepared when he escapes to be with her! S2 Ep4 
02:55Gimme Gimme Gimme Stiff Kathy Burke stars in the outrageous sitcom that extends the boundaries of good taste to very funny effect. Linda and Tom return home to discover a dead body in the living room. S2 Ep3 
03:25Garth Marenghi's Darkplace The Apes of Wrath Garth Marenghi introduces a parody of 1980s sci-fi and horror. Rick Dagless must discover what is causing people to regress to a primal state. S1 Ep4 
04:00Teleshopping Shopping from home. 
06:00Teleshopping Shopping from home.