This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Sky Two on Wednesday, June 19 2013

06:00Brainiac: Science Abuse Take cover! The Brainiac team get up to more scientific mischief in a brand new episode of Science Abuse. Caravans beware, explosives head your way. 
07:00Don't Forget The Lyrics Host-with-the-most Shane Richie welcomes cab driver Martin Ryan to the stage. Can he hit the right notes for sing-a-long success? A starry surprise is in store for the hopeful too. 
08:00UK Border Force 2 The UK Border Agency is an uninvited guest at sham weddings taking place up and down the country. Meanwhile, a Brazilian wanting to see his Brit hubby is stopped at Heathrow. (3/10) 
09:00Lie To Me Funhouse Surprises are in store when Lightman heads to a psychiatric hospital to use the tricks of his trade to determine whether a patient is being held against his will. (S3, ep 9) 
10:00Dog The Bounty Hunter Hit reality series offering an insight into the wild and dangerous life of Duane Dog Chapman, a bounty hunter keeping the streets safe in Hawaii. 
10:30Dog The Bounty Hunter Hit reality series offering an insight into the wild and dangerous life of Duane Dog Chapman, a bounty hunter keeping the streets safe in Hawaii. 
11:00Dog The Bounty Hunter Hit reality series offering an insight into the wild and dangerous life of Duane Dog Chapman, a bounty hunter keeping the streets safe in Hawaii. 
11:30Dog The Bounty Hunter Hit reality series offering an insight into the wild and dangerous life of Duane Dog Chapman, a bounty hunter keeping the streets safe in Hawaii. 
12:00Airways A couple's wedding plans are thrown into disarray when their flight is cancelled. 
12:30Airways A rowdy football team wait for their delayed flight at the bar and cause trouble when the plane finally arrives. 
13:00Airline Manager Jane swoons as Simon Le Bon checks in and Katrina tries to marry her off to a Spanish passenger. Also, will a Zurich-bound man find the Ferrari of his dreams. (7/10) 
13:30Airline A pair of podium dancers fly one-way to Mallorca and a Spanish passenger gets all emotional when his girlfriend abandons him at the check-in desk. Up and away! (Part 8 of 10) 
14:00Obese: A Year To Save My Life USA Twenty-one-year-old Rachel is an overachiever who has accomplished every goal she's set herself, except one: losing weight. Find out if trainer Chris can change all that. (S1, ep 5) 
15:00Lie To Me Funhouse Surprises are in store when Lightman heads to a psychiatric hospital to use the tricks of his trade to determine whether a patient is being held against his will. (S3, ep 9) 
16:00Glee Glease Greased Lightning hits McKinley on the opening night of the musical. Santana, Rachel and Kurt return to Lima, while Kitty steps up her vendetta against Marley. (S4, ep 6) 
17:00Glee Dynamic Duets While Finn hopes to unite the warring New Directions by dividing them into pairs to perform duets, the Dalton Academy Warblers make their presence felt. (S4, ep 7) 
18:00Dog The Bounty Hunter Hit reality series offering an insight into the wild and dangerous life of Duane Dog Chapman, a bounty hunter keeping the streets safe in Hawaii. 
19:00Dog The Bounty Hunter Hit reality series offering an insight into the wild and dangerous life of Duane Dog Chapman, a bounty hunter keeping the streets safe in Hawaii. 
19:30Dog The Bounty Hunter Hit reality series offering an insight into the wild and dangerous life of Duane Dog Chapman, a bounty hunter keeping the streets safe in Hawaii. 
20:00Modern Family My Hero Mitch's ex invites the whole family to a fundraising event at the local roller rink. Plus, Luke and Manny need inspiration for an essay assignment. (S4, ep 22) 
20:30The Middle Hallelujah Hoedown Frankie hopes Mike will get her Mother's Day gift right for once and Sue asks Reverend TimTom for advice. Cassidy drops a bombshell on Axl. (S4, ep 22) 
21:00Mad Dogs New & Exclusive. The gang try to find out if they're in the clear, before being led to a contact on the other side of South Africa with the help of a familiar face. (S3, ep 3) 
22:00Danny Dyer's Deadliest Men From gangsters to elite forces specialists, Danny Dyer gains access to some seriously hard men. Boxer Dominic Negus talks about his experiences working as hired muscle. (7/8) 
23:00Highway Cops Documentary following the men and women who help keep motorists safe on some of the most perilous highways and byways of New Zealand. (S1, ep 10) 
23:30Highway Patrol Hells Angel Documentary series following Australia's traffic enforcers. Officers face high-speed chases, defiant hooligans, explosive crashes and out-of-control drunk drivers. 
00:00Brit Cops: Zero Tolerance Fly-on-the-wall documentary series following the work of the Met Police, including the robbery and drug squads and uniformed response unit, in the borough of Hammersmith and Fulham. 
01:00Big Trouble In Thailand Hard-hitting documentary series following the drama of British tourists who fall foul of Thai law and customs, as well as the people who police them. 
01:50Britain's Hardest Host Steve McFadden welcomes six new contenders to the competition. Five extreme tests will sort the hard boys from the pretenders and take one man closer to the £10,000 prize. 
02:40The Dresden Files The Other Dick When another Chicago PI, Jim Brennan, is murdered by supernatural means, Harry must team up with Brennan's assistant to find the murderer. 
03:30Danny Dyer's Deadliest Men From gangsters to elite forces specialists, Danny Dyer gains access to some seriously hard men. Convict-turned-novelist Vic Dark opens up to the actor about his eventful past. (3/8) 
04:20Road Wars The Thames Valley Police provide a fascinating insight into car crime and its prevention. Plus, shocking video footage captures dangerous drivers in action. Strong language. 
05:10Sun, Sea And A&E Maureen's Big Fat Knee Documentary series following the misfortunes of British holidaymakers who find themselves recuperating in hospital rather than soaking up the sun. 
06:00Brainiac: Science Abuse The Brainiac team take experimentation to the extreme in an explosive episode that proves there's a lot more to science than litmus paper and periodic symbols.