This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount 2 on Wednesday, January 29 2020

06:00Now That's Funny! Now That's Funny! showcases the very best internet videos. This episode features; Upstaged and confused, Ryan Wilde: only child, great escapes, and poke my heart. (S2, E12) 
07:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
09:00Impractical Jokers The guys ask strangers to hold a random object for them chosen by the other guys, then team-up and teach business seminars, controlled by the others. (S9, E19) 
09:30Impractical Jokers The guys do and say whatever they are told, while barefoot at a department store, and start conversations with strangers using a single word. (S9, E20) 
10:00Friends The One With The Stripper Rachel tells her short-tempered father that she is pregnant with Ross' baby. Monica arranges to have a 'stripper' perform at Chandler's belated bachelor party. (S8, E08) 
10:30Friends The One Where Chandler Takes a Bath Monica sways Chandler's dislike of baths but he soon becomes addicted to them. Meanwhile, Monica mistakenly tells Phoebe that Joey has a crush on her. (S8, E13) 
11:00The U.S. Office The Cover-Up Michael suspects Donna is cheating on him, and he pays Dwight $50 to investigate. Meanwhile, Andy is frustrated when no one takes his customer's complaint seriously. (S6, E24) 
11:30The U.S. Office The Chump Michael is surprisingly cheerful after learning some bad news about Donna. The new parents, Pam and Jim, have trouble staying awake in the office. (S6, E25) 
12:00Bob's Burgers Nice-Capades When a grumpy mall Santa threatens to put Tina, Gene, and Louise on the "Naughty List", they try to convince him that they are nice by putting on an Ice Capades-style musical. (S6, E05) 
12:30Bob's Burgers The Cook, the Steve, the Gayle, & Her Lover When Bob throws a dinner party to bond with his new friend, Gayle uses the opportunity to introduce the family to her new love interest. (S6, E06) 
13:00The Middle The Guidance Counsellor Sue forms a connection with her awkward guidance counsellor (Whoopi Goldberg). Frankie is frustrated when Mike insists on assembling their new bed by himself. (S3, E21) 
13:30The Middle The Clover Brick believes that a four-leaf clover he found is bringing bad luck, Axl is shocked when his jock friend asks Sue to the prom, and Frankie tries to find Aunt Edie a care giver. (S3, E22) 
14:00Impractical Jokers The guys ask strangers to hold a random object for them chosen by the other guys, then team-up and teach business seminars, controlled by the others. (S9, E19) 
14:30Impractical Jokers The guys do and say whatever they are told, while barefoot at a department store, and start conversations with strangers using a single word. (S9, E20) 
15:00Wipeout USA Contestants make their way through an action-packed giant obstacle course to win a cash prize. Contestants face obstacles including Udderly Ridiculous, and Swept Away. (S5, E13) 
16:00Bob's Burgers Nice-Capades When a grumpy mall Santa threatens to put Tina, Gene, and Louise on the "Naughty List", they try to convince him that they are nice by putting on an Ice Capades-style musical. (S6, E05) 
16:30Bob's Burgers The Cook, the Steve, the Gayle, & Her Lover When Bob throws a dinner party to bond with his new friend, Gayle uses the opportunity to introduce the family to her new love interest. (S6, E06) 
17:00The Middle The Telling Mike gets the unwelcome task of signing up to volunteer at Brick's school. While Sue blackmails Axl to get free rides around town for her and her friends. (S3, E23) 
17:30The Middle The Wedding The Hecks discover at the last minute that they are hosting Mike's brother Rusty's wedding, and Axl and his friends decide to start their own summer business. (S3, E24) 
18:00Will & Grace Back Up, Dancer After Jack took off as a backup dancer with the iconic Jennifer Lopez in last season's finale, he now reappears in the same role - but as part of Jackson's performance tour. (S7, E02) 
18:30Will & Grace One Gay at a Time: Grace has a surprise reunion with Val as she attempts to steal doughnuts at an AA meeting. She gets hooked on AA meetings for free therapy and food... (S7, E03) 
19:00The U.S. Office The Cover-Up Michael suspects Donna is cheating on him, and he pays Dwight $50 to investigate. Meanwhile, Andy is frustrated when no one takes his customer's complaint seriously. (S6, E24) 
19:30The U.S. Office The Chump Michael is surprisingly cheerful after learning some bad news about Donna. The new parents, Pam and Jim, have trouble staying awake in the office. (S6, E25) 
20:00My Name Is Earl Born a Gamblin' Man: Earl's gay friend Kenny wants to be more masculine, so Earl tries to teach him. They both develop a gambling problem - indirectly causing Catalina to get deported! (S2, E09) 
20:30My Name Is Earl South of the Border (Part Uno): Earl and Randy go to Mexico to bring Catalina back and hopefully give Randy a chance to win her heart, but Earl's fear of flying causes unforeseen problems. (S2, E10) 
21:00Friends The One With The Stripper Rachel tells her short-tempered father that she is pregnant with Ross' baby. Monica arranges to have a 'stripper' perform at Chandler's belated bachelor party. (S8, E08) 
21:30Friends The One Where Chandler Takes a Bath Monica sways Chandler's dislike of baths but he soon becomes addicted to them. Meanwhile, Monica mistakenly tells Phoebe that Joey has a crush on her. (S8, E13) 
22:00South Park Ginger Cow Cartman's latest prank spins totally out of control, but in a good way - finally there is peace in the Middle East! But why is Kyle eating Cartman's farts and enjoying it?!? (S17, E06) 
22:30South Park Black Friday (1): With the biggest shopping day of the year fast approaching, Wizard Cartman deems it necessary, in a Game of Thrones fashion, to form alliances - the Xbox One shall be his! (S17, E07) 
23:00The Ricky Gervais Show Karl explains why he would have liked to join the Army and recounts his most harrowing acts of bravery. (S3, E03) 
23:30The Ricky Gervais Show Ricky suggests they play "Room 102", a take on George Orwell's Room 101 from "1984", and asks Karl what he would banish to Room 102 forever. (S3, E04) 
00:00Jimmy Carr: Making People Laugh He of the smart demeanour and dress sense returns once again with observational, and rude as ever, jokes. Covering such topics as; the Scottish, problem solving, being Catholic, sex, and old people! 
01:00Russell Howard's Good News Russell Howard takes a cheeky trawl through the news. Tonight features; a man with a fetish for manure, men shopping, polite rap music, a heavy metal monk, and obese horses. 
02:00Russell Howard's Good News Russell Howard picks his favourite bits from the first series. Tonight features; wimpy modern man, divorce cakes, weird crushes, rude place names, sex ed videos, and superhero Boris Johnson. 
03:20Another Period Funeral Lillian and Beatrice hold a funeral for their husbands, Albert and Victor try to build a new life together, and Peepers confronts his heritage. (S1, E03) 
03:45Tosh.0 Daniel finds out what happens when a girl gets stuck on an uncontrollable pony, profiles an amateur breaking news reporter and imagines himself piloting a damaged aircraft. (S10, E05) 
04:05Corporate Trademarq Hampton DeVille partners with a street artist who vandalised the company's headquarters to sell anti-corporate merch and profit off its protesters. (S1, E04) 
04:30Wipeout USA Contestants make their way through an action-packed giant obstacle course to win a cash prize. Contestants face obstacles including Udderly Ridiculous, and Swept Away. (S5, E13) 
05:15The U.S. Office The Cover-Up Michael suspects Donna is cheating on him, and he pays Dwight $50 to investigate. Meanwhile, Andy is frustrated when no one takes his customer's complaint seriously. (S6, E24) 
05:35The U.S. Office The Chump Michael is surprisingly cheerful after learning some bad news about Donna. The new parents, Pam and Jim, have trouble staying awake in the office. (S6, E25) 
06:00Now That's Funny! Now That's Funny! showcases the very best internet videos. This episode features; winter wonderland, getting trippy, family matters, and the science minute. (S2, E13)