This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for E4 on Monday, March 2 2020

06:00Hollyoaks Jordan asks Juliet to work for him. Mercedes advises Tony on how to move things forward with Diane. John Paul and James discuss their future. 
06:30Hollyoaks Liam and his heavies trash The Dog in front of a scared Mercedes. Sid is worried for Juliet's safety. As Tony prepares for the perfect date with Diane, Edward plots to ruin everything. 
07:00How I Met Your Mother Everything Must Go Abby reveals that she's the saboteur who has been warning other women to stay away from Barney, but she and Barney make up over a shared dislike of Ted. (S3 Ep19/20) 
07:30How I Met Your Mother Miracles Ted is knocked over by a taxi after trying to break up with Stella. On his way to the hospital, Barney is also knocked over and breaks every bone in his body. (S3 Ep20/20) 
08:00Baby Daddy I See Crazy People Riley doubts her future with Ben when a psychic reading says the relationship is doomed, so he tries to convince her that they are soulmates. (S4 Ep2/22) 
08:30Baby Daddy Mugging for the Camera When Ben and Riley are attacked by a mugger, Danny saves the day but can't take the credit as he's still pretending he lives in Paris. (S4 Ep3/22) 
09:00Mike & Molly Cigar Talk Joyce invites Vince to attend her high school reunion, but Vince tells Mike that he never graduated from high school, and asks Mike to help him study for an exam. (S1 Ep21) 
09:30Mike & Molly Victoria's Birthday Victoria panics as her 30th birthday approaches, and she drags Mike and Molly into the drama of her full-blown 'life crisis'. (S1 Ep22) 
10:00The Big Bang Theory Pilot The first ever episode of the hit sitcom. Leonard and Sheldon's ignorance of women seems set to change when the beautiful Penny moves in next door. (S1 Ep1/17) 
10:30The Big Bang Theory The Big Bran Hypothesis Bothered by how messy Penny's flat is, Sheldon sneaks in to clean and organise it, but Penny isn't best pleased when she finds out. (S1 Ep2/17) 
11:00The Goldbergs Ho-ly K.I.T.T A shared love of the TV show Knight Rider brings Murray and his brother Marvin together. Beverly invites Lainey and Bill to Thanksgiving dinner. (S4 Ep7/24) 
11:30The Goldbergs The Greatest Musical Ever Written Barry makes fun of Adam for taking part in a school musical. Beverly's job as a substitute teacher causes problems for Erica. (S4 Ep8/24) 
12:00Brooklyn Nine-Nine Full Boyle Boyle's new romance increases his self-confidence, Diaz and Santiago can't take a costumed crime-fighter seriously, and Holt faces a leadership challenge. (S1 Ep17/22) 
12:30Brooklyn Nine-Nine The Apartment Peralta is in danger of losing his flat but has no money to buy his own place, so Gina tries to help him find a new home. The officers do self-evaluations. (S1 Ep18/22) 
13:00The Big Bang Theory The Shiny Trinket Maneuver When Sheldon is dismissive of Amy's career, Penny, Raj and Leonard teach him that sometimes it's a good idea to pretend to care about things. (S5 Ep12/24) 
13:30The Big Bang Theory The Recombination Hypothesis In the 100th episode of the US sitcom, Leonard and Penny agree to give their relationship another chance, but they soon start to argue again. (S5 Ep13/24) 
14:00Baby Daddy It Takes a Village Idiot Bonnie, Danny, Riley and Tucker are tired of Ben palming Emma off onto them every time he wants to do something more interesting. (S4 Ep12/22) 
14:30Baby Daddy One Night Stand-Off Ben and Riley compete with each other playing a game in a bar - whoever makes out with a stranger first wins. Danny makes an investment. (S4 Ep13/22) 
15:00Mike & Molly Peggy Gets a Job When Mike encourages his mother Peggy to get a job, he never imagines how badly it will interfere with Molly's life. (S2 Ep8) 
15:30Mike & Molly Mike Cheats As Thanksgiving Day approaches, Mike starts cheating by breaking the rules of his diet and hiding the truth from Molly. (S2 Ep9) 
16:00The Goldbergs Baré When Lainey reveals that she has won a scholarship to a top art college, Barry considers modifying his dream of becoming a doctor to go with her. (S4 Ep18/24) 
16:30The Goldbergs A Night to Remember Barry plans romantic gestures for Lainey on prom night, Erica and Geoff try to attend the event together and a nerdy girl asks Adam out. (S4 Ep19/24) 
17:00Brooklyn Nine-Nine The Mole When an Internal Affairs investigator reveals there's a mole in the precinct, Peralta and Holt must find out who it is before Wuntch catches on. (S2 Ep5/23) 
17:30Brooklyn Nine-Nine Jake and Sophia Peralta hits it off with a woman in a bar, only to find out she is the defence attorney representing a perpetrator he wants to put in jail. (S2 Ep6/23) 
18:00The Big Bang Theory The Stag Convergence Leonard, Sheldon and Raj throw a bachelor party for Howard, during which some stories about his sexual history are accidentally revealed. (S5 Ep22/24) 
18:30The Big Bang Theory The Launch Acceleration When Nasa informs Howard that his space mission has been rescheduled to an earlier date, he tries to use the wedding as an excuse not to go. (S5 Ep23/24) 
19:00Hollyoaks Some bad advice leaves Tony in a sticky situation on a boys' night out with Darren. Edward has to let Marnie down gently when she wants some private tuition. 
19:30New: Man with a Plan Brand new series - A Dinner Gone Wrong: When Andi and Marcy realize they were rivals in high school, Adam and Don are dragged into the feud and forced to take sides. (S1 Ep10/22) 
20:00New: First Dates Abroad Brand new series: In Australia, Italian-born electrician Daniel, 29, meets half Italian Alex, 30, who has a thing for tradesmen and is looking for someone to share her life with. (S7 Ep1) 
21:00New: Celebs Go Dating Brand new series: Alison Hammond joins the celeb dating agency and heads straight out on her first date. Plus, there's double-dating download trouble and boy-talk over bubbles. (S8 Ep6/20) 
22:00New: The Sex Clinic Brand new series: Taps has ejaculation issues, Chloe wants advice on 'pegging', Tracy's concerned she might be a sex addict, Tom needs an STI test and Jordan has a lump on his bum. (S2 Ep2) 
23:05The Big Bang Theory The Flaming Spittoon Acquisition Stuart from the comic book shop invites Amy out on a date. Consumed by jealousy, Sheldon then asks her to be his girlfriend. (S5 Ep10/24) 
23:35The Big Bang Theory The Speckerman Recurrence Leonard confronts the man who bullied him in high school, while Penny realises she did her fair share of tormenting in the past. (S5 Ep11/24) 
00:00Brooklyn Nine-Nine The Audit One of the precincts in the area must be closed, so an evaluation takes place. The team find out that the auditor is Santiago's ex-boyfriend, Teddy. (S4 Ep13/22) 
00:30Brooklyn Nine-Nine Serve & Protect A burglary on the set of a TV detective show distracts Peralta and Diaz from the precinct's on-going evaluation as a new auditor takes over. (S4 Ep14/22) 
01:00Celebs Go Dating Brand new series: Alison Hammond joins the celeb dating agency and heads straight out on her first date. Plus, there's double-dating download trouble and boy-talk over bubbles. (S8 Ep6/20) 
02:05First Dates Abroad Brand new series: In Australia, Italian-born electrician Daniel, 29, meets half Italian Alex, 30, who has a thing for tradesmen and is looking for someone to share her life with. (S7 Ep1) 
03:00The Sex Clinic Brand new series: Taps has ejaculation issues, Chloe wants advice on 'pegging', Tracy's concerned she might be a sex addict, Tom needs an STI test and Jordan has a lump on his bum. (S2 Ep2) 
03:55The Big Bang Theory Pilot The first ever episode of the hit sitcom. Leonard and Sheldon's ignorance of women seems set to change when the beautiful Penny moves in next door. (S1 Ep1/17) 
04:20The Big Bang Theory The Big Bran Hypothesis Bothered by how messy Penny's flat is, Sheldon sneaks in to clean and organise it, but Penny isn't best pleased when she finds out. (S1 Ep2/17) 
04:45How I Met Your Mother Everything Must Go Abby reveals that she's the saboteur who has been warning other women to stay away from Barney, but she and Barney make up over a shared dislike of Ted. (S3 Ep19/20) 
05:10How I Met Your Mother Miracles Ted is knocked over by a taxi after trying to break up with Stella. On his way to the hospital, Barney is also knocked over and breaks every bone in his body. (S3 Ep20/20) 
06:00Hollyoaks Liam and his heavies trash The Dog in front of a scared Mercedes. Sid is worried for Juliet's safety. As Tony prepares for the perfect date with Diane, Edward plots to ruin everything.