This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Sky One on Wednesday, February 26 2020

06:00Monkey Life Baby woolly monkey Paulo meets his new family for the first time, and pregnant orangutan Amy gets to grips with a breast pump. (S3, ep 9) 
06:30Monkey Life A shock is in store for chimps Ben and Pip when they have another encounter with Hananya. Piquita, meanwhile, is the centre of attention in the woolly monkey enclosure. (S3, ep 10) 
07:00Rspca Animal Rescue Moving series following RSPCA workers across Australia as they work to help animals in need. (S2, ep 22) 
07:30Rspca Animal Rescue Moving series following RSPCA workers across Australia as they work to help animals in need. (S3, ep 1) 
08:00The Dog Whisperer Cujo and Molly Cesar takes an aggressive Lab-mastiff mix back to his Dog Psychology Center for some serious therapy and helps to quieten a feisty Jack Russell. (S5, ep 26) Also in HD 
09:00Stop Search Seize Join Ireland's Customs teams as they, with the help of the Irish police, try to stop organised smugglers from bringing drugs, cars and even exotic animals into the country. (S1, ep 3) Also in HD 
10:00Brit Cops: Law & Disorder Documentary series charting the exploits of the City of London police, charged with safeguarding the Square Mile at the heart of the crime-ridden capital. (S4, ep 4) 
11:00NCIS: Los Angeles Big Brother Callen and co investigate after a top-secret mission is compromised by a computer hacker. Plus, Deeks decides to invest in a healthier lifestyle. (S5, ep 6) Also in HD 
12:00NCIS: Los Angeles The Livelong Day The team stumble upon a possible terrorist plot when a train company is accused of using its fleet as a bomb delivery service by an employee. (S5, ep 7) Also in HD 
13:00Hawaii Five-0 Ho'apono (Accept): When a former Navy SEAL holds up a group of tourists aboard the USS Missouri memorial battleship, it's up to McGarrett to diffuse the situation... (S1, ep 7) Also in HD 
14:00Hawaii Five-0 Heihei (Race): While investigating a heist involving a highly skilled ring of thieves, Danny is forced to call in a favour from his ex-wife to help him crack the case. (S1, ep 10) 
15:00MacGyver Roulette Wheel and Wire It all hangs on a pair of cuff links and a piece of wire as MacGyver races a terrorist group to a casino vault full of diamonds. (S2, ep 3) Also in HD 
16:00Modern Family Mother! Mitch and Cam come to a realisation when Dede shows up. Phil, Luke, Alex and Haley fight over the best time to break some bad news to Claire. (S9, ep 20) Also in HD 
16:30Modern Family The Escape There's no way out for Jay, Claire and Mitch when they get trapped in a nursing home basement. Things get awkward when Haley meets Arvin's parents. (S9, ep 21) Also in HD 
17:00The Simpsons Missionary Impossible Homer is forced to become a missionary on a remote island after he pledges a large sum of money to charity. (S11, ep 15) 
17:30Futurama A Pharoah To Remember Bender's longing to be remembered motivates him to become a tyrannical Pharaoh on Osiris 4. (S4, ep 7) 
18:00Futurama Godfellas When Bender is accidentally shot into the heavens, he becomes god to a race of tiny aliens. Can he cut the celestial mustard? Probably not. (S4, ep 8) 
18:30The Simpsons It's A Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Marge When Otto ditches his fiancee at the altar, Bart invites her to stay with the family, much to a sceptical Marge's chagrin. (S11, ep 21) 
19:00The Simpsons Behind the Laughter This 'behind-the-scenes' special chronicles the ups and downs of America's favourite sitcom family. (S11, ep 22) 
19:30The Simpsons Treehouse Of Horror XI In this spooky episode a deceased Homer must perform one good deed to get into heaven. And angry dolphins launch an attack on the people of Springfield. (S12, ep 1) 
20:00The Simpsons A Tale Of Two Springfields Homer's political instincts are stirred when Springfield gets a new telephone code. Featuring the guest voices of The Who. (S12, ep 2) 
20:30The Simpsons Insane Clown Poppy Krusty discovers that he fathered a child during the Gulf War. Featuring the guest voice of Drew Barrymore. (S12, ep 3) 
21:00New: SEAL Team New & Exclusive. Danger Crossing: With Jason sidelined by injury, Ray takes over as Bravo's boss. His mission? To rescue a marine pilot shot down in enemy territory. (S3, ep 8) Also in HD 
22:00New: Avenue 5 New & Exclusive. The sci-fi comedy from Armando Iannucci continues. Hugh Laurie stars. (S1, ep 6) Also in HD 
22:35Intelligence New & Exclusive. A plan throws arrogant NSA agent David Schwimmer and inept GCHQ computer analyst Nick Mohammed together. Smart Sky original comedy. (S1, ep 1) Also in HD 
23:05Intelligence New & Exclusive. Jerry hopes Joseph has a way to twist the results when he's forced to take a polygraph test. Comedy with David Schwimmer. (S1, ep 2) Also in HD 
23:35The Russell Howard Hour New & Exclusive. Russell looks at the week's news. He chats to Eni Aluko about her record-breaking football career and After Life's Kerry Godliman about her new stand-up tour. (S3, ep 13) Also in HD 
00:35The Heist 1Million Bank Job New & Exclusive. The detectives get a major breakthrough in their hunt for the cash and its looters. As they come knocking, the contestants start to feel the heat. (S2, ep 3) Also in HD 
01:30Road Wars The Thames Valley Police provide a fascinating insight into car crime and its prevention. Plus, shocking video footage captures dangerous drivers in action. Strong language. (S4, ep 2) 
02:00Hawaii Five-0 Palekaiko (Paradise): When an abducted woman is found with almost no memory of the event, Five-0 investigate and are embroiled in a complex case that keeps them guessing. (S1, ep 11) Also in HD 
03:00Hawaii Five-0 Hana 'A'a Makehewa (Desperate Measures): Buffy's James Marsters returns and makes it a Christmas to remember for the Five-0, replacing holiday spirit with a high-tech bomb. (S1, ep 12) Also in HD 
04:00Futurama A Pharoah To Remember Bender's longing to be remembered motivates him to become a tyrannical Pharaoh on Osiris 4. (S4, ep 7) 
04:30Futurama Godfellas When Bender is accidentally shot into the heavens, he becomes god to a race of tiny aliens. Can he cut the celestial mustard? Probably not. (S4, ep 8) 
05:00Stargate SG-1 Summit Daniel Jackson is recruited by the Tok'ra to go undercover at a secret meeting of the Goa'uld System Lords. (S5, ep 16) 
06:00Monkey Life Nerves jangle as pregnant woolly monkey Piquita approaches her due date. The life of ruffed lemur Blue, however, hangs in the balance. (S3, ep 11)