This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount 2 on Saturday, April 11 2020

06:00Impractical Jokers: Wild Joe, Sal, Q and Murr combine their musical talents to create a hit charity single and reveal what happens when they all have a sleepover. (S1, E04) 
06:20Impractical Jokers: Wild Joe, Sal, Q and Murr entertain a live audience with sketches including a Medieval dual and a trip back to Highschool to rewrite all the wrongs of their past. (S1, E03) 
06:40Impractical Jokers: Roast Of Sal Join Murr, Joe and Q as they see how Sal stacks up after six seasons of hi-jinks and humiliation. Sal's musical interludes, his uncanny charm, and his slick dance moves will crack you up. 
07:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
09:00Most Ridiculous Pets The strangest viral clip show on television returns and, this time pets to get the Most Ridiculous treatment, everything from brainless budgies to rebellious rabbits. (S2, E13) 
09:30Most Ridiculous Dumbest Ever The weirdest viral clip show around returns and, this time, we go epic for the dumbest ever Most Ridiculous. All hail the Kings & Queens of dumb! (S2, E14) 
10:00Most Ridiculous Builders The craziest viral clip show on television returns and, this time, builders get the Most Ridiculous treatment with everything from cement mixer calamities to dangerous demolition. (S2, E15) 
10:30Most Ridiculous Fun and Games The strangest viral clip show around returns and it's the turn of fun and games to get the Most Ridiculous treatment. From extreme board games to hiking horrors. We've got it covered. (S2, E16) 
11:00Most Ridiculous Teen Disasters The craziest viral clip show on television returns and, this time, teen disasters get the Most Ridiculous treatment. Expect epic tantrums and fails galore. (S2, E17) 
11:25Most Ridiculous Parties The strangest viral clip show on television returns and, this time parties to get the Most Ridiculous treatment, everything from cake calamities to Halloween horrors. (S2, E18) 
11:55Most Ridiculous Gadgets The strangest viral clip show on television returns and, this time gadgets get the Most Ridiculous treatment, everything from kitchen gizmo calamities to phone and tablet mishaps. (S2, E19) 
12:20Most Ridiculous Fashion Crimes The strangest viral clip show around returns and it's the turn of fashion crimes to get the Most Ridiculous treatment. From catwalk chaos to photo shoot fails. We've got it covered. (S2, E20) 
12:50Impractical Jokers: Roast Of Joe Join Q, Murr and Sal as they give Joe some feedback six years in the making. Whether it's his wild physical comedy or his world-famous belly, these Joe-ments are sure to make you laugh. (S1, E03) 
13:15Impractical Jokers: Season 12 The guys play the "Laugh Man Standing" challenge in a waiting room, and team up as customers at a chicken restaurant. The punishment involves a Broadway concert. (S12, E11) 
13:45Impractical Jokers: Season 12 The guys survey park-goers at Universal Studios Hollywood, then pose as maintenance workers while answering questions over a walkie-talkie with crazy one liners. (S12, E12) 
14:10Impractical Jokers: Season 12 The guys work as bus boys at Katz's Delicatessen, then get strangers to agree with an unpopular opinion at the park. The punishment involves posing as a scientist named Dr. Dexter Scott. (S12, E13) 
14:40Impractical Jokers: Season 12 The guys try to convince customers at a restaurant to pay unfair fees, and then team up to give presentations on team building. (S12, E15) 
15:05Impractical Jokers: Season 12 The guys go to a massage spa while doing and saying whatever the guys tell them, and then present High School Yearbook dedications that are awful. (S12, E16) 
15:35Impractical Jokers: Season 12 The guys try to get people to protect them from security at a grocery store by calling out strange phrases, and then try to get strangers to agree upon their inappropriate stories. (S12, E18) 
16:00Two And A Half Men It Was 'Mame', Mom: Charlie convinces Alan to pretend to be his life partner, in order to convince a gay ad-executive (Lucy Lawless) of his homosexual credentials. (S2, E18) 
16:30Two And A Half Men A Low Guttural Tongue-Flapping Noise Alan dates Charlie's ex, Sherri, who is no longer after just meaningless sex, but Alan can't forget the fact she has been with his brother. Oh Alan! (S2, E19) 
17:00Two And A Half Men I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey Unable to express the anger they have towards the women in their lives, Charlie and Alan lash out at each other. Time for some friendly counselling? (S2, E20) 
17:30Two And A Half Men A Sympathetic Crotch To Cry On Charlie, Alan and Jake attend the funeral of Evelyn's second husband, where she learns a surprising new detail about her deceased ex. Charlie Sheen stars. (S2, E21) 
18:00Two And A Half Men That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother Alan 'sells his soul to the devil' by borrowing money from his mum, Charlie warns him there'll be payback and sure enough an unusual favour is soon asked... (S2, E22) 
18:30Two And A Half Men Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab Evelyn demands some quality time with Jake. Alan and Charlie aren't too keen on the idea at first but maybe they should be more concerned for Evelyn. (S2, E23) 
19:00Friends The One Where Rosita Dies Phoebe becomes involved with a suicidal office worker (Jason Alexander). Meanwhile, Rachel and Chandler both think they've broken Rosita, Joey's recliner. (S7, E13) 
19:30Friends The One With The Cheap Wedding Dress Monica battles another shopper for the perfect wedding dress. Meanwhile, Joey and Ross fight over the same girl and go to drastic measures to win. (S7, E17) 
20:00Friends The One With The Rumour Monica invites a high school friend, Will (Brad Pitt), to her Thanksgiving dinner. Rachel finds out that he and Ross started a mean rumour about her at school. (S8, E09) 
20:30Friends The One With Ross' Step Forward: Ross freaks out when Mona wants to send out joint Christmas cards which leads to her wanting to have "the talk" about their relationship. (S8, E11) 
21:00Friends The One With Joey's New Brain Joey learns that his character in his daytime drama is about to gain prominence at the expense of the show's diva star (Susan Sarandon). (S7, E15) 
21:30Friends The One With The Truth About London Chandler finds out who Monica really wanted to have sex with on the night they became lovers. Ross is angry after Rachel teaches Ben practical jokes. (S7, E16) 
22:00Friends The One With The Cheap Wedding Dress Monica battles another shopper for the perfect wedding dress. Meanwhile, Joey and Ross fight over the same girl and go to drastic measures to win. (S7, E17) 
22:30Friends The One With Joey's Award Joey is nominated for a "Soapie" but loses. However, when he accepts a different award on behalf of a co-star, he finds himself unwilling to hand it over. (S7, E18) 
23:00Friends The One With The Boob Job Chandler and Monica each ask Joey for a loan behind each others backs. When Chandler learns Monica asked Joey for money, Joey says she needed it for a boob job. (S9, E16) 
23:30Friends The One Where Estelle Dies Joey is so upset by all of the change in his friends' lives that Phoebe goes to extreme lengths to prevent him from learning about the sudden death of his agent. (S10, E15) 
00:00The Roast of Alec Baldwin The film and TV star Alec Baldwin takes to the stage to be skewered by his peers. Including; Robert De Niro, Caitlyn Jenner, Debra Messing, Ken Jeong, and Joel McHale (of "Community"). 
02:00Joe Rogan: Rocky Mountain High Tune in to find out the real meaning of infinity, why Joe will lie to you on stage, and why Kim Kardashian is the most popular woman in the world. If youčre not paranoid, youčre not paying attention. 
03:00Russell Howard's Stand Up Central Russell talks about kids of yesteryear, what makes you happy, and answers a question on time-travelling masturbation. His guests are Joe Wilkinson and Sofie Hagen. (S1, E03) 
03:20Russell Howard's Stand Up Central Russell reads from 50 Shades of Grey in many accents, and answers questions on university, ghosts, and milking a cow. His guests are Doc Brown and Paul McCaffery. (S1, E04) 
03:45Russell Howard & Mum:Globetrotters Russell and his mum have arrived in Vietnam. While in the capital of Hanoi, they're going to make beautiful music with a wizard before heading out of town and competing in a rural Olympics. (S3, E04) 
04:30The Middle Escape Orson The Hecks find themselves spending New Year's Day attempting to stave off a zombie apocalypse in the Orson Escape Room, while trying to beat the Donohue's record time. (S8, E10) 
04:50The Middle Hoosier Maid Frankie wins a month's worth of free maid service, and she is ecstatic! Meanwhile, Mike and Rusty look into assisted living facilities for their father. (S8, E11) 
05:15Friends The One With The Prom Video Monica and Rachel's prom video reveals Monica's former girth, Rachel's former nose and the way Ross has always felt about Rachel. (S2, E14) 
05:35Friends The One Where Eddie Moves In Joey considers moving back in with Chandler, but Chandler has a new roommate. A record producer wants to make a music video for Phoebe's song, "Smelly Cat". (S2, E17) 
06:00Impractical Jokers: Roast Of... ...Murray. Join the guys as they serve up some justice (and plenty of laughs) while recapping the past six years of Murr's hijinks. Watch the best (and worst) moments from this master of distraction.