This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount on Wednesday, February 26 2020

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00Will & Grace Forbidden Fruit Grace is concerned and confused when Will so adamantly insists that she turn down her job offer from his former boss Margot, who has asked Grace to redecorate the law firm. (S8, E12) 
08:35Will & Grace Cop to It Will and Grace dread a dinner date with married friends Rob and Ellen who likely called the meeting to announce Ellen is pregnant yet again. (S8, E13) 
09:00The U.S. Office Launch Party (Part 2): At the party, Dwight and Michael kidnap a pizza delivery boy. Andy decides to pursue Angela, to Dwight's dismay. (S4, E06) 
09:30The U.S. Office Money (Part 1): When Jan, now living with Michael in his condominium, forces costly changes in Michael's life, he worries about his financial situation. (S4, E07) 
10:00The U.S. Office Money (Part 2): Michael hops a train to run away, but Jan meets him and tells him that they can work together to find a way to live. Meanwhile, Dwight pines over Angela. (S4, E08) 
10:30The U.S. Office Local Ad Although informed that he and his employees can only be in the Dunder Mifflin commercial for a few seconds, Michael decides to produce a full commercial with the Scranton staff. (S4, E09) 
11:00Friends The One With Ross's Tan Ross goes to a tanning salon but fails to follow the "simple" instructions. Meanwhile, Rachel and Joey struggle to make the transition from friends to lovers. (S10, E03) 
11:30Friends The One With the Cake On Emma's first birthday, Rachel convinces everyone to delay their plans so they can attend her party but plans go awry when a promiscuous birthday cake arrives... (S10, E04) 
12:00Friends The One Where Rachel's Sister Baby-sits Rachel's self indulgent sister (Christina Applegate) visits and despite Ross' protests, Rachel lets her babysit Emma. (S10, E05) 
12:35Friends The One With Ross's Grant Ross applies for a paleontology grant and finds out that Charlie's ex-boyfriend, Benjamin Hobart (Greg Kinnear), reviews the applications. (S10, E06) 
13:05Friends The One With the Home Study Monica and Chandler nervously prepare for a visit from an adoption worker, who confides that she slept with, and was then dumped, by a guy named "Joey". (S10, E07) 
13:35Friends The One With the Late Thanksgiving Monica prepares a fabulous Thanksgiving feast for the gang, but she becomes furious when everyone arrives late to the gathering. (S10, E08) 
14:00Friends The One With The Birth Mother Monica and Chandler travel to Ohio to meet a pregnant woman, Erica (Anna Farris), who is considering them to adopt her child when it's born. (S10, E09) 
14:35Friends The One Where Chandler Gets Caught Rachel and Phoebe see Chandler getting into a car with another woman. After following him to the suburbs, they suspect he might be cheating. (S10, E10) 
15:00My Name Is Earl Got the Babysitter Pregnant Earl tries to help his old babysitter, whom he got pregnant by poking holes in her condom, by whipping her deadbeat son into shape. (S4, E14) 
15:30My Name Is Earl Darnell Outed (Part 1): When auditions for Erik Estrada's new reality show (Estrada or Nada) come to Camden, Earl encourages Joy to apply. Darnell receives a startling phone call. (S4, E15) 
16:00My Name Is Earl Darnell Outed (Part 2): With Darnell's cover blown, the Turners receive a new Witness Protection identity. What will they do when Joy gets a second chance to appear on "Estrada or Nada?" (S4, E16) 
16:30My Name Is Earl Randy's List Item When he wins on a Lottery ticket, Randy is immediately hit by a bike and the ticket blows away. He believes that was a message from karma, and he too should start a list. (S4, E17) 
17:00Friends: The Good The One Where Rachel Quits Ross accidentally breaks a girl's leg, and attempts to make it up to her by selling cookies so she can win a trip. (S3, E10) 
17:30Friends: The Good The One With The Dollhouse Joey thinks he's found his true love. Rachel's boss dates Chandler, creating big trouble for Rachel and Monica inherits a dollhouse. (S3, E20) 
18:00Friends: The Good The One With The Ballroom Dancing Joey teaches the building superintendent ballroom dancing in order to prevent him from evicting Rachel and Monica. (S4, E04) 
18:30Friends: The Good The One With The Triplets Phoebe goes into labour and is stuck with a doctor who is obsessed with the show "Happy Days". Meanwhile, Joey experiences his own pain from kidney stones. (S5, E03) 
19:00Friends: The Good The One Where Phoebe Hates PBS Phoebe's hatred for PBS arises after Joey helps out with a pledge drive. Emily tells Ross she'll give him a second chance if he cuts all ties with Rachel. (S5, E04) 
19:30Friends: The Good The One With The Cop After Phoebe finds a police badge, she uses it to do good deeds. That is until she meets the policeman who lost it. (S5, E16) 
19:55Friends: The Good The One In Massapequa Monica writes a speech for her parents' 35th wedding anniversary. Phoebe dates Parker (Alec Baldwin), whose enthusiasm for everything begins to wear on everyone. (S8, E18) 
20:25Friends: The Good The One With Phoebe's Wedding Phoebe's big day becomes disastrous as deliveries go awry and a blizzard forces the plans to change. Meanwhile, Chandler and Ross compete to be a groomsman. (S10, E12) 
21:00Sweet Home Alabama Film A young woman (Reese Witherspoon) who's reinvented herself as a New York socialite must return home to Alabama to obtain a divorce from her husband (Josh Lucas), after years of separation. (2002) 
23:05New: The Daily Show Brand new and exclusive. Join Trevor Noah and his team as they take a satirical sideswipe at the latest in news and current affairs. Emmy Award winning irreverence from Comedy Central. 
23:40Trevor Noah: African American Celebrated as the most popular comedian in South Africa, Trevor Noah takes the stage to explore his often bewildering journey of arriving in America and simply wanting to be "black". 
00:40Your Face or Mine Jimmy Carr and Katherine Ryan host the gameshow that puts couples to the test. Kim and Jonjo will be forced to judge all kinds of faces for the chance to win thousands of pounds. (S4, E05) 
01:05Your Face or Mine Jimmy Carr and Katherine Ryan host the gameshow that puts couples to the test. Chris and Lily will be forced to judge all kinds of faces for the chance to win thousands of pounds. (S4, E06) 
01:35South Park T.M.I. After an embarrassing incident involving his penis, Cartman is sent to anger management and Randy tries his best to deal with the fallout but things just go from bad to worse. (S15, E04) 
02:05South Park Crack Baby Athletic Association Kyle discovers Cartman volunteering with crack babies at the local hospital and his suspicions are raised. What part does Slash (Guns n Roses) play in this? (S15, E05) 
02:35South Park City Sushi When Butters gets caught up in an Asian turf war his parents discover he has multiple personalities and decide medication is the answer - but what is Butters' therapist hiding? (S15, E06) 
03:00South Park You're Getting Old (1): Stan's parents ban his from listening to a Tween Wave CD he got for his birthday, but when Stan starts agreeing with them the boys are not impressed. (S15, E07) 
03:25South Park Ass Burgers (2): Stan's existential life crisis (aka being a teenager) continues full-steam, while Cartman goes into the burger business with a super-special-secret ingredient. (S15, E08) 
03:50South Park The Last of the Meheecans When a game of 'border patrol' goes wrong Butters ends up reigniting Mexican pride, but Cartman isn't prepared to let the game end there. (S15, E09) 
04:15The U.S. Office Fun Run (Part 2): Feeling guilty about the incident with Meredith, Michael decides to host a "Rabies Awareness Pro-Am Fun Run Race For The Cure". Who will win the race? (S4, E02) 
04:35The U.S. Office Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Part 1): Jim and Pam's relationship is outed after Toby files a PDA complaint. Ryan returns to the offices for the first time since his promotion. (S4, E03) 
05:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.