This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount on Wednesday, August 12 2020

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00The Middle Worry Duty Frankie becomes distressed when Axl gets back together with Morgan one more time and she begins telling him what to do again, while Brick struggles to take care of a baby chick. (S1, E21) 
08:35The Middle Mother's Day After another disappointing Mother's Day, Frankie and Sue leave for the rest of the day to visit Frankie's mum - but does she want to be visited? (S1, E22) 
09:00The Middle Signals As the Hecks prepare for their annual spring barbecue, Mike and Brick work on their social skills together and Sue becomes infatuated with the pastor in charge of her youth group. (S1, E23) 
09:30The Middle Average Rules The Hecks parents must react to school assessments of their kids. Axl is gifted but not applying himself and that Brick may have to repeat the second grade. Season 1 finale. (S1, E24) 
10:00Everybody Loves Raymond Confronting The Attacker Robert and Amy get back together. After losing his nerve on the job during his first day back from medical leave, Robert decides to quit the police force. (S4, E23) 
10:30Everybody Loves Raymond Robert's Divorce While eating out, the Barones see Robert's ex-wife dining at another table, leading Ray to tell Amy the story of what led to Robert's divorce five years ago. Season Finale. (S4, E24) 
11:00The King of Queens Lush Life Carrie starts joining a co-worker for after-work cocktails and Doug realizes that she's less abrasive whenever she comes home. (S4, E20) 
11:30The King of Queens Bun Dummy Doug and Spence have a high school reunion where the former is looking forward to it until Carrie starts sporting a new hairstyle. Spence doesn't want to attend the reunion. (S4, E21) 
12:00My Wife And Kids The Kyles Go to Hawaii (Part 1): The Kyles are leaving for their family vacation on Hawaii, but Michael thought it would be a good idea to make a quick tour around the country... (S3, E01) 
12:30My Wife And Kids The Kyles Go to Hawaii (Part 2): Michael and Janet decide to go out on a romantic dinner, leaving their kids all alone. Claire and Jr. fight over who'll have to stay in the room babysitting. (S3, E02) 
13:00Friends The One With The Princess Leia Fantasy Ross reveals a fantasy to Rachel involving a certain "Star Wars" character. Meanwhile, Monica suffers from insomnia after her breakup with Richard. (S3, E01) 
13:30Friends The One Where No One's Ready In a race against the clock, Ross tries to get the gang dressed and ready for a black-tie benefit at the museum. (S3, E02) 
14:00Friends The One With The Jam After breaking up with Richard, Monica uses her free time to make jam and considers insemination via a sperm bank. Guest stars David Arquette. (S3, E03) 
14:30Friends The One With The Metaphorical Tunnel Ross panics when he sees his son with a Barbie doll. Meanwhile, Phoebe poses as Joey's agent and manages to get him some good roles. (S3, E04) 
15:00Friends The One With Frank, Jr Phoebe's half-brother visits, but they have trouble bonding. Ross is asked to name the five celebrities he'd like to sleep with most. Guest star Isabella Rosselini. (S3, E05) 
15:30Friends The One With The Flashback When Janice asks the gang if any of them have ever slept together, the friends flash back to a time three years before. (S3, E06) 
16:00Friends The One With The Racecar Bed (1): Monica buys a new bed from Janice's soon to be ex-husband, but the wrong one is delivered. (S3, E07) 
16:30Friends The One With The Giant Poking Device (2): Joey and Monica catch Janice kissing her ex-husband. Meanwhile, Monica accidentally bumps Ben's head into a post. (S3, E08) 
17:00Friends The One With The Football The gang plays a game of touch football on Thanksgiving, but temperatures run wild as sibling rivalry between Ross and Monica dominates proceedings. (S3, E09) 
17:30Friends The One Where Rachel Quits Ross accidentally breaks a girl's leg, and attempts to make it up to her by selling cookies so she can win a trip. (S3, E10) 
18:00Friends The One Where Chandler Can't Remember Which Sister A drunken Chandler fools around with one of Joey's sisters - but he can't remember which one. (S3, E11) 
18:30Friends The One With All The Jealousy Ross becomes jealous when he thinks he catches Rachel's new co-worker, Mark, whispering sweet nothings in her ear. (S3, E12) 
19:00Friends The One Where Monica and Richard Are Just Friends Monica's willpower is tested when she runs into Richard at a video store. (S3, E13) 
19:30Friends The One With Phoebe's Ex-Partner Phoebe is reunited with her former singing partner (Elizabeth Daily). Meanwhile, Rachel's new job is putting a strain on her relationship with Ross. (S3, E14) 
20:00Friends The One Where Ross And Rachel Take A Break (1): Ross seeks solace at a party after a bitter fight with Rachel and ends up in the arms of another woman. First of a two-part episode. (S3, E15) 
20:30Friends The One The Morning After (2): When Rachel discovers that Ross slept with Chloe, she decides to break up with him. Second of a two-part episode. (S3, E16) 
21:00New: Greatest Ever Movie Blunders Elis James points out mistakes in movies including Ghostbusters, Trolls, Kingsmen The Golden Circle, Doctor Strange and 50 Shades of Grey. (S1, E03) 
22:00Scary Movie Film A year after disposing of the body of a man they accidentally killed, a group of dumb teenagers are stalked by a bumbling serial killer. Features Anna Faris, Marlon Wayans, and Carmen Electra. (2000) 
23:45Bob's Burgers Thelma & Louise Except Thelma is Linda After Louise gets in trouble at school, Linda is forced to choose between following policy or her own moral code. Bob finds himself alone. (S7, E19) 
00:15Blockbusters Dara Briain schools our sixth former contestants Sam, Vanessa, and Waneka as they take on this iconic trivia-based quiz for the chance to win some epic prizes! No phones allowed. (S1, E09) 
00:45Blockbusters Dara Briain schools our sixth former contestants Olivia, Max, and Matty as they take on this iconic trivia-based quiz for the chance to win some epic prizes! No phones allowed. (S1, E10) 
01:158 Out of 10 Cats A panel show based on statistics and polls, hosted by Jimmy Carr. Team captains are Sean Lock and Jason Manford; joined by Frankie Boyle, Gok Wan, Alexa Chung, and Joan Rivers. (S5, E03) 
01:45RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars The All Stars star in a movie sequel centered on the sex lives of NYC singles and the actresses who play them. Extra special guest judges: Designer Jason Wu and Felicity Huffman. (S4, E09) 
03:00New: The Daily Show Brand new and exclusive. Join Trevor Noah and his team as they take a satirical sideswipe at the latest in news and current affairs. Emmy Award winning irreverence from Comedy Central. 
03:40Friends The One With Ross's New Girlfriend Rachel waits at the airport for Ross, not knowing he is returning from China with his new girlfriend, Julie. Phoebe gives Monica an awful haircut. (S2, E01) 
04:05Friends The One With The Breast Milk The guys are uncomfortable with the thought of Carol's breast feeding, while Rachel is upset by Monica's growing friendship with Julie. (S2, E02) 
04:30Friends The One Where Heckles Dies After Mr. Heckles dies and leaves all his belongings to Monica and Rachel, Chandler discovers eerie similarities between Heckles and him. (S2, E03) 
05:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.