This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Sky One on Tuesday, April 14 2020

06:00Monkey Life It's another small primate rescue for Alison. This time Frank - a Geoffroy's marmoset. There's an epic fail for Bruce the slow loris as female Bu rejects him. (S10, ep 17) Also in HD 
06:30Monkey Life Alison and Jarno are in Moscow to collect a baby orangutan. Marmoset Frank meets Douglas, his new housemate. (S10, ep 18) Also in HD 
07:00Wild Vets Series three of the documentary charting the challenging work of New Zealand's vets as they treat an array of colourful critters in zoos and wildlife parks down under. (S3, ep 4) 
07:30Wild Vets Series three of the documentary charting the challenging work of New Zealand's vets as they treat an array of colourful critters in zoos and wildlife parks down under. (S3, ep 5) 
08:00Moominvalley Moomintroll and the Seahorses Being stuck on the island with his parents, Moomintroll realises he needs his own space - so he starts his own secret adventure. (S2, ep 12) Also in HD 
08:30Moominvalley November Puzzled by the continued absence of the Moomin family, the inhabitants of Moominvalley try their best to welcome new guest, Toffle. (S2, ep 13) Also in HD 
09:00SO Beano! Ye Olde Travel back in time as the gang get to meet a real-life knight in shining armour and chat about the first ever football game. (S1, ep 9) Also in HD 
09:15Where's Wally Yukon Do It! Arf gets a chance to run with sled dogs when he travels with Wally and Wenda to wintry northern Canada to deliver an important package to Wizard Whitebeard. (S1, ep 9) Also in HD 
09:35Play Your Pets Right George vs Schnitzel, Cat in a Box: Dogs George and Schnitzel search for buried bone-shaped treasure, and Hudson the cat provides the strangest Super Pet challenge so far. (S1, ep 9) Also in HD 
09:50Bad Nature Poo From Space & Zombie Ant Fungus The team investigate a mysterious brown stain that's been spotted from space and a weird fungus that takes over the minds and bodies of ants. Also in HD 
10:00The Dog Whisperer Cricket, Hemingway and Rigby Cesar helps pop star Ashlee Simpson-Wentz with her unruly bulldog. With a baby on the way, it's imperative that Cesar calms their chaotic canine. (S5, ep 3) Also in HD 
11:00NCIS: Los Angeles Sirens The team get a lead in their ongoing mole operation when two men are killed outside Callen's house. Nell continues to investigate the government leak. (S8, ep 10) Also in HD 
12:00NCIS: Los Angeles Tidings we bring: The team are on the case when a Navy lieutenant commander disappears while working for the NSA. (S8, ep 11) Also in HD 
13:00Hawaii Five-0 Pe'epe'e Kanaka (Those Among Us): The murder of a swimming pool cleaner leads the Five-0 to a cell of radicalised students plotting an attack on US soil. (S4, ep 20) Also in HD 
14:00Hawaii Five-0 Makani 'Olu a Holo Malie (Fair Winds and Following Seas): Catherine receives a dramatic blast from the past, prompting her to make a life-changing decision. (S4, ep 21) Also in HD 
15:00S.W.A.T. Contamination Two terrorists. Four missing barrels of cyanide. One SWAT team. Hondo and co race the clock to find two men bent on killing millions in LA. (S1, ep 12) Also in HD 
16:00Modern Family Regrets Only Phil and Claire have the mother of all barneys, started by cauliflower and involving broccoli. Jay regrets buying Gloria a karaoke machine. Mild sexual references. (S2, ep 16) Also in HD 
16:30Modern Family Two Monkeys And A Panda Jay treats Gloria to a shopping trip... to buy a crypt. Cam discovers that a detail is missing from Lily's birth certificate. Mild sexual references. (S2, ep 17) Also in HD 
17:00The Simpsons 500 Keys After getting her hands on a collection of keys to every door in Springfield, Lisa uncovers an old mystery connected to a hidden classroom beneath the school. (S22, ep 21) Also in HD 
17:30Futurama The Butterjunk Effect Leela and Amy join forces for the Butterfly Derby but become addicted to Nectar. Plus, Fry undergoes a dramatic transformation. (S9, ep 6) Also in HD 
18:00Futurama The Six Million Dollar Mon Distressed to learn he's the least valued Planet Express employee, Hermes signs on for an upgrade of the bionic variety. (S9, ep 7) Also in HD 
18:30The Simpsons Treehouse of Horror XXII In keeping with tradition, the cartoon classic serves a selection of spine-tingling tales. Something wicked (and wickedly funny) this way comes. (S23, ep 3) Also in HD 
19:00The Simpsons Replaceable You Homer's new assistant Roz is eager to please and hard- working. Her one slight flaw, however, is that she's evil. Glee scene-stealer Jane Lynch guest stars. (S23, ep 4) Also in HD 
19:30The Simpsons The Food Wife Marge, Bart and Lisa taste success when they enter the world of food blogging. Guest starring Gordon Ramsay, Anthony Bourdain and Mario Batali. (S23, ep 5) Also in HD 
20:00New: The Flash New & Exclusive. Love Is A Battlefield: Barry and Iris's romantic Valentine's Day dinner is interrupted by an old enemy. Meanwhile, Frost gets into the holiday's spirit. (S6, ep 11) Also in HD 
21:00New: Strike Back: Vendetta New & Exclusive. Section 20 successfully destroys the Albanian Mafia's weapons stash, but can they get the truth out of Zayef before it's too late? (S8, ep 8) Also in HD 
22:00New: Russell Howard's Home Time New & Exclusive. As we all stay home, Russell Howard gets his video conferencing working as he talks to those on the frontline, as well as his fellow celebrities. (S1, ep 2) Also in HD 
22:30An Idiot Abroad 2 Climb Mount Fuji Karl ticks off his final 'thing to do', a 15-hour trek to the summit of Mount Fuji in Japan. He also figures out what he really wants to do before he dies... (7/8) Also in HD 
23:30The Force: Essex Duty of Care In Colchester, police are called to deal with a man who has broken into a local school. Meanwhile, Basildon cops assist an unconscious man beside a motorway. (S3, ep 2) Also in HD 
00:30Hitmen New & Exclusive. Fran and Jamie dress up as Simon and Garfunkel in a plan to abduct a sleazy DJ. But a vicious dog brings a whole world of trouble. (S1, ep 4) Also in HD 
01:00SEAL Team Objects In Mirror Bravo Team heads abroad under the guise of a training mission. The true assignment - a high-value target that is being held hostage. (S3, ep 14) Also in HD 
02:00Arrow New & Exclusive. Green Arrow & The Canaries: Mia Queen is living an idyllic life in Star City, but the reappearance of Laurel and Dinah could change everything. (S8, ep 9) Also in HD 
03:00Hawaii Five-0 Ka Noe'au (The Painter): Chin puts his entire career on the line to help Danno save his brother's life. The team investigate the murder of a Detroit hitman, too. (S5, ep 4) Also in HD 
04:00Ninja Warrior The world's top athletes and wrestlers compete alongside amateurs in one of the most demanding physical challenges ever devised. (S4, ep 3) 
04:30Ninja Warrior The world's top athletes and wrestlers compete alongside amateurs in one of the most demanding physical challenges ever devised. (S5, ep 1) 
05:00Futurama The Butterjunk Effect Leela and Amy join forces for the Butterfly Derby but become addicted to Nectar. Plus, Fry undergoes a dramatic transformation. (S9, ep 6) Also in HD 
05:30Futurama The Six Million Dollar Mon Distressed to learn he's the least valued Planet Express employee, Hermes signs on for an upgrade of the bionic variety. (S9, ep 7) Also in HD 
06:00Monkey Life Baby orang-utan Mimi, from Moscow zoo, arrives in the UK to start a new life with others of her own kind. (S10, ep 19) Also in HD