This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Disney on Tuesday, May 21 2013

06:00Austin & Ally Film-making & Fear Breaking Austin's fear of umbrellas is discovered when Dez casts him as a lifeguard, then he abruptly quits. Ally helps Austin overcome his fear and tackle the role. 
06:25Shake It Up Throw It Up Gary Wilde gives Rocky and CeCe the responsibility for running the show, which leads to arguments and disasters. Rocky eventually brings in some neighbourhood dancers to perform. 
06:50A.N.T. Farm ScavANTger Hunt All the teachers are off sick, so Skidmore sends the kids on an educational scavenger hunt around San Francisco. They also look for Gibsons, and viewers can spot them too. New. 
07:15Good Luck Charlie Ditch Day Teddy discovers she has a reputation as a goody goody, and decides to prove she can be bad by playing truant from school with Ivy. 
07:40Jessie 101 Lizards Ravi's lizard has 12 babies. He tries to find parents for them. Ms Chesterfield offers to help, but Ravi's worried she wants to make handbags out of them. He couldn't be more wrong. New. 
08:05Jessie Used Karma Ravi is fed up with Luke and Zuri's pranks. He explains about karma, and how their bad behaviour will rebound on them. Are the bad things happening to Luke karma, or Ravi's fault? 
08:30A.N.T. Farm ConfinemANT The ANTs decide to crash a school board meeting, thinking the arts and music programmes are under threat, but they learn that Skidmore is actually trying to save the programmes. 
08:55Get The Look Episode 24 Stylist Electra Formosa demonstrates tie-dyeing and how to get the layered look of Rocky and CeCe from Shake It Up. She also checks out Gregg Sulkin's skinny ties. 
09:00Shake It Up Surprise It Up Rocky tries to throw CeCe a surprise birthday party, but CeCe keeps ruining it by figuring out the plans. Gunther asks her to a funeral and she's sure it's part of the surprise. 
09:25Shake It Up Judge It Up Rocky and CeCe take Gunther and Tinka to a televised small claims court, claiming they didn't fulfil their obligation to pay for Rocky and CeCe's dancing at Klaus' birthday party. 
09:50How To Be Indie How to Live in Stereo Indie has a cunning plan to help her meet her favourite band and get Abi named employee of the millenium. She's going to get Stereos to play at the Hut! Guest stars: Stereos. 
10:15How To Be Indie How to Double Your Fun When Indie's identical cousin comes to visit there's double trouble - and double the fun. She can be in two places at once, but what will Aiden, Marlon and Dre make of it? 
10:40Phineas and Ferb Undercover Carl/Hip Hip Parade The boys invent an anti-gravity machine and show it to Carl, who's Major Monogram's intern. Baljeet dresses as a samosa for his uncle's Unification Day parade float. 
11:05Phineas and Ferb Invasion of the Ferb Snatchers/ Ain't No Kiddie Ride: After watching a sci-fi marathon, Candace is convinced Ferb is an alien. The boys try some kiddies' rides and Candace climbs aboard a rocket. 
11:30Fish Hooks Fish School Musical Bea's nervous and excited: it's time for school play Potatoes for Winter. She doesn't want it spoilt and is cross when Jocktopus misbehaves, until she discovers why. New. 
11:55Take Two With Phineas and Ferb Richard Hammond Top celebrity Richard Hammond, legendary petrol head and co-presenter of TV's Top Gear, drops by the studio to meet Phineas and Ferb as they host their own chat show. New. 
12:00Fish Hooks Dances with Wolf Fish Oscar fights with Milo over his messy habits, and decides they can't live together. So Milo moves in with wolf fish who are as untidy as him. New. 
12:15Hannah Montana Forever De-Do-Do-Do, Da-Don't-Don't-Don't Tell My Secret Sienna assumes the worst when Jackson can't explain why ex-girlfriend Hannah Montana is outside his new home. Will she share her secret? 
12:40Hannah Montana Forever It's the End of the Jake as we know it: Miley is recording her Christmas special with Sheryl Crow. Oliver visits and brings pics of Jake two-timing Miley. She finds out and Jake is history! 
13:05So Random! Greyson Chance, the 14 year old songer/songwriter and actor who became an internet sensation, stars in this Sonny with a Chance spin-off, which also features comic skits and sketches. 
13:30Groove High Trading Places Duke and Vic decide to swap schools. Duke hates Groove High, but Vic loves her new school. The only problem is having the annoying Coco as her assistant. New. 
13:55Art Attack Sports Popular sports like basketball, skating and tennis feature in this episode of the fun-filled art show. Cricket provides the Big Art and Disney's Hercules makes an appearance. 
14:20Fish Hooks Big Fish Milo tries to get stronger but overdoes it and becomes a monster! Oscar decides to become a Goth Fish when his friends don't like his poems. Milo and Bea try to get their friend back. 
14:45Shake It Up Rock and Roll It Up Gary's grandma Edie comes to dance on the show. She talks about dancing on a 50s teen dance show, American Jukebox, which encouraged dancers to express themselves. 
15:10Austin & Ally Successes & Setbacks The gang stays up rehearsing for Austin's demo record with Jimmy Starr. Austin works too hard, strains his vocal chords and faces a choice that could affect his career. 
15:35The Suite Life on Deck Frozen Cody visits a remote Antarctic research station. Zack and Woody decide to tag along to go snowmobiling. When the scientist borrows their snowmobile they are left cold, hungry and alone. 
16:00Wizards Of Waverly Place Wizards vs Asteroids An asteroid heads for Earth. The Russos decide to seek refuge in Wizard World. Alex persuades them to save the non-wizards, so they head into space on Justin's shuttle. 
16:25Wizards Of Waverly Place Wizards of Apartment 13b While flat hunting Alex and Harper lie to get a wizards only apartment then find her ex-boyfriend Mason lives in the same block. They have a party which doesn't go well. 
16:50Dog With A Blog Stan Stops Talking Stan is quiet, so the kids try to find out why. They learn he's depressed as he's realised the kids are growing up and will soon leave home. He resolves to live for today. New. 
17:15Austin & Ally Parents and Punishments Austin is grounded because his grades are slipping, but sneaks out to appear at a charity fund-raiser - only to find his parents are there! 
17:35Good Luck Charlie Bad Luck Teddy Since Teddy and Spencer got back together the basketball team hasn't won making them think Teddy is a jinx. Gabe overhears his parents discussing sending him to military school. 
18:00Jessie Green Eyed Monsters Jessie is worried about Tony's jealousy after he turns up at an improv class she's doing with Petey and tries to make a fool of him. New. 
18:25Jessie To be Me, or not to be Me: Jessie gets her first part but after touching a strange talisman Ravi has been sent from India, she swaps personalities with Zuri, leaving the 8 year old to perform. New. 
18:50A.N.T. Farm Creative ConsultANT A tween movie star studies China to help her with a forthcoming role as a musical prodigy. She takes her research to a creepy level and starts taking over China's life. 
19:10Good Luck Charlie Catch Me If You Can Amy discovers Teddy and Spencer are hiding a secret from her. They are starring in a children's theatre production of Franny Saves the Farm. 
19:35Phineas and Ferb Hide and Seek/That Sinking Feeling The boys use their shrinking machine to shrink themselves. Candace steals it to show to Mum. Baljeet asks the boys to help him impress a childhood girlfriend. 
20:00Wizards Of Waverly Place Wizards vs Asteroids An asteroid heads for Earth. The Russos decide to seek refuge in Wizard World. Alex persuades them to save the non-wizards, so they head into space on Justin's shuttle. 
20:25Wizards Of Waverly Place Wizards of Apartment 13b While flat hunting Alex and Harper lie to get a wizards only apartment then find her ex-boyfriend Mason lives in the same block. They have a party which doesn't go well. 
20:50Austin & Ally Zaliens and Cloud Watchers Austin and Ally decide they need to get to know each other better, so Ally takes Austin to her Cloud Watching Club, while he takes her to a horror movie convention. 
21:15Shake It Up Camp it up: The girls want to earn money for a week-long dance camp, so they run a junior version in CeCe's flat, but they forget to state an age limit and their friend's dad turns up. 
21:35How To Be Indie How to be Thankful: Indie's plans to show the world that she has a normal Thanksgiving are thwarted when her father bring home a cheap turkey, and the unfortunate results are seen on TV. New. 
22:00My Babysitter's A Vampire Three Geeks and a Demon Benny, Ethan, Rory and Sarah find an old game that lets players to talk to the dead. Rory breaks a rule by playing alone and summons an evil spirit which possesses Sarah. New. 
22:25Hannah Montana Everybody was Best Friend Fighting Hannah gets an extra ticket for a celebrity tennis tournament, and Lily and Oliver fight over it. Hannah plays tennis against Andy Roddick and Dakota Fanning. 
22:50Hannah Montana Lilly's Mum has Got It Goin' On: Lilly's mum has a date with Hannah's dad. The girls are determined the date will be a success but it doesn't go well after Lilly's mum insists on paying half. 
23:15So Random! Episode 24 Good Luck Charlie actors Leigh Allyn Baker (who plays mum Amy) and child star Mia Talerico (Charlie) feature in this episode, alongside musical guest American idol star Pia Toscano. New. 
23:35Shake It Up Glitz It Up CeCe volunteers herself and Rocky as choreographers for a dance at the Little Queen pageant which Gary Wilde is hosting.The girls decide to help a shy eight year old to try to win. 
00:00Disney Channel Preview Disney Channel is the home of Shake It Up, Wizards Of Waverly Place and The Suite Life of Zack On Deck and incredible original movies! 
06:00Austin & Ally World Records & Work Wreckers Ally accidentally hires her crush, Dallas, to work at Sonic Boom. He turns out to be useless at the job, but she's worried about firing him in case he hates her.