This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Mtv on Monday, June 17 2013

06:00Teen Cribs Graham is a skiing champion with his own football court, and Britney sunbathes with her friends in her Florida home. Series 1, Episode 3. 
06:20Teen Cribs We take a look at ordinary teenagers who live in extraordinary homes, and hear from the parents who give them whatever they want. Series 1, Episode 15. 
06:45Teen Cribs Brothers Jason and Ivan show us round their crib complete with hot tub, pool, tennis court, basement diner and pool house! Series 1, Episode 11. 
07:05Teen Cribs Conner and Olivia's house in Dallas is proof that everything is bigger in Texas! Then meet 13 year old Gina who has a 60 foot water slide in her crib. Series 1, Episode 12. 
07:30The Hills After the drama at Jason's engagement party, Lauren needs to leave The Hills for a while. What better way to escape than to head to Vegas to surprise Brody on his 24th birthday? Series 3, Episode 9. 
07:55The Hills Jen Bunney texts Lauren saying she wants to talk, but Lauren hasn't heard from Jen since the fallout when Jen & Heidi conspired against her. What could Jen possibly have to say? Series 3, Episode 10. 
08:25Teen Mom 2 Teen mom Jenelle is going out all hours of the night, Leah attempts to win back Corey, Chelsea moves out of her dad's house and Kailyn is heartbroken when Jo breaks up with her. Series 1, Episode 1. 
09:25Catfish: The TV Show Sunny is in love with the man of her dreams. Jamison is a model, a TV writer, and also studying to be an anaesthesiologist. However, Sunny and Jamison have never met. Is Jamison too good to be true? 
10:20My Super Sweet 16 Ohio's tenacious Taylor is your perfect southern pageant queen. Watch as she plans to throw the biggest Las Vegas themed birthday bash her town's ever seen! Series 7, Episode 8. 
10:50My Super Sweet 16 Demetrius hangs out with celebrities, vacations in St Tropez and wears only rock diamonds and designer duds. With a dad like Timbaland, this party is going to be very hot indeed! Series 8, Episode 1. 
11:10The Hills Audrina hooks up with Brody when the girls crash the boys' surf trip to Hawaii. Heidi's virgin ex-boyfriend comes to visit & she hopes some of his values will rub off on Spencer. Series 5, Episode 5. 
11:45The Hills Audrina's heartbroken as Brody's girlfriend confronts her about Hawaii & Brody does nothing to stop it. Heidi sees a text message from Stacie to Spencer & confronts her in a club. Series 5, Episode 6. 
12:10Teen Mom A look back at Catelynn, Farrah, and Amber's stories from the beginning of 16 And Pregnant, through the triumphs and challenges, and most emotional moments of the first three seasons of Teen Mom. 
13:05Catfish: The TV Show Sunny is in love with the man of her dreams. Jamison is a model, a TV writer, and also studying to be an anaesthesiologist. However, Sunny and Jamison have never met. Is Jamison too good to be true? 
14:05My Super Sweet 16 Ohio's tenacious Taylor is your perfect southern pageant queen. Watch as she plans to throw the biggest Las Vegas themed birthday bash her town's ever seen! Series 7, Episode 8. 
14:35My Super Sweet 16 Demetrius hangs out with celebrities, vacations in St Tropez and wears only rock diamonds and designer duds. With a dad like Timbaland, this party is going to be very hot indeed! Series 8, Episode 1. 
15:05Engaged & Underage David and Lauren are Christian virgins saving themselves for marriage, but David's overprotective mother just might drive Lauren to saying 'I don't' before the couple says 'I do'. S1, Ep 1. 
15:35Engaged & Underage Ashley's mother is terrified; she is the first child in her family not to marry a Mexican American. Ashley & Byron have to overcome their cultural differences before they can say 'I do'. S1, Ep 2. 
16:00I Used to Be Fat Gabriella's an outgoing leader & Homecoming Queen. Others see her as confident & happy, but on the inside, she's insecure & upset about her weight. Will a summer of dieting & training change her life? 
17:00My Super Sweet World Class Magical Garden of Eden Party. Cousins and best friends Liz and Elena intend to rock Cape Town with their magical Garden of Eden party! 
17:35My Super Sweet World Class Hamptons Pool Party. Pro-surfer and international playboy Jason intends to throw the biggest, coolest party the Hamptons has ever seen! 
18:00Teen Mom A look back at Catelynn, Farrah, and Amber's stories from the beginning of 16 And Pregnant, through the triumphs and challenges, and most emotional moments of the first three seasons of Teen Mom. 
19:00Teen Mom Teen Mom fans finally get a chance to ask Maci, Farrah, Amber, and Catelynn (and the major players in their lives) all the questions they've been dying to know. 
19:30Teen Mom 2 Leah has some big news for Corey, while Chelsea gets ready for beauty school. Jenelle goes through with the paternity test while Kailyn and Jo get into a huge fight over his new girlfriend. 
21:00Catfish: The TV Show Sunny is in love with the man of her dreams. Jamison is a model, a TV writer, and also studying to be an anaesthesiologist. However, Sunny and Jamison have never met. Is Jamison too good to be true? 
22:00Ke$ha My Crazy Beautiful Life With the recording of her album complete, Ke$ha must go on a full promotional tour. But will a scandalous leaked picture and a pulled song from the radio derail her huge X Factor performance? 
22:30Buckwild The girls get matching tattoos, and the relationship between Joey and Shae heats up. 
23:00The Valleys Natalee blames Chidgey for Antony's dalliances with another girl and also finds time to fall out with Carley. Lateysha's dreams come true when she sees a billboard of her. 
00:00Geordie Shore An unexpected phonecall means James has to choose between his best mates and Holly, Gary has another threesome and a night out trying to forget about Gary ends with disastrous results for Charlotte. 
01:00Geordie Shore The boy-girl divide returns again: Charlotte and Gaz aren't speaking, Becca and Jay are continually arguing and Holly and James' nurse-patient relationship is back to a strictly professional level. 
02:00Geordie Shore It's the final few days of spring break and the house is rocked by the loss of yet another member. In the last hours, to the disbelief of everyone, Ricci plans his proposal to Vicky. 
02:50Best Of Cribs Cribs is commemorating over ten years on the air with a look back at the star-studded series that has given us exclusive peeks into the private pads of celebrities and the lavish lifestyles they lead. 
03:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teen Cribs Samantha's basement is home to a basketball court complete with a popcorn machine. Series 1, Episode 4.