This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Five on Friday, May 17 2013

06:00Thomas and Friends Smoke and Mirrors Train adventures. Thomas is sent to pick up some important items for the finale of a magician's show, with the promise of a role in the show. 
06:10Rupert Bear Rupert and the Invisible Foxes. Animated antics with Rupert and his friends. When Raggety is tricked into making the Fox Twins invisible, Rupert's picnic spread isn't safe! 
06:20Fireman Sam Best Foot Forward Norman accidentally traps his foot in some rocks while out collecting mussels on the beach. With the tide rising, Sam must find a way to free him quickly. 
06:30Jelly Jamm Wild Nature Animated adventures. The amusing tales of Bello and his friends, and their lives on Planet Jammbo. 
06:45Peppa Pig Sun, Sea and Snow Pig tales. Peppa and her family are looking forward to a trip to the seaside, but when they arrive at the beach there is too much snow! 
06:50Bert and Ernie Piano Movers In the claymation series for children, the much-loved 'Sesame Street' double-act must move a grand piano up the stairs in Ostrich Lady's mansion. 
06:55Little Princess I Want My Sledge Little Princess really wants a shiny new sledge to play with. But she soon realises that new doesn't always mean that it's better. 
07:10Ben and Holly's Little Kingdom Daisy and Poppy's Playgroup Preschool animation. After the disappearance of Mrs Fotheringill, the twins have had no playgroup to attend. Queen Thistle becomes their new teacher. 
07:20Mr Men Washing and Drying Animated sketch show. Mr Fussy is forced to do his washing in Mr Messy's basement and Mr Scatterbrain and his monkey deliver the wrong clothes to their clients. 
07:30Milkshake A look ahead to today's children's programmes, including competitions and dedications. 
07:35Thomas and Friends Percy and the Calliope Train fun. When Percy and Diesel are asked to take very heavy, old musical steam organ to the smelter's yard, Percy tries to save it by making it work again. 
07:45Make Way For Noddy No Nap for Noddy. What would it be like to stay up all night like Mr Sparks? Noddy aims to find out, but it doesn't seem such a good idea the following day... 
08:00Fifi and The Flowertots Animation. The tots were hoping to hold their annual daisy chain dance in the garden but it is all muddy. Can Fifi come up with an idea to ensure the show goes on? 
08:15Peppa Pig The Noisy Night Animation. Peppa's family is staying at Cousin Chloe's house. It's been a long day and everyone is sleepy. But baby Alexander keeps everyone awake with his crying! 
08:20Peppa Pig Pig tales. Peppa, George and Daddy Pig discover that it's not very easy to fly a kite on a windy day. 
08:25Peppa Pig Animation. Granny Pig is really pleased with all the plastic gnomes and wishing well she's got for the garden, but Grandpa Pig wishes they would all disappear! 
08:30Milkshake Monkey Open Top Bus Preschool series following inquisitive puppet Milkshake Monkey. Milkshake Monkey climbs aboard an exciting coach. 
08:35Roary The Racing Car Flash's Tea Party Animated adventures of the cheerful racing car. Flash invites everyone for afternoon tea - but he forgets to tell his friends to bring a dish. 
08:50Bananas In Pyjamas Rat News Animation. Rat decides to make a TV news show about Cuddlestown with the Bananas as his cameramen. The only problem is that there is nothing to report. 
09:00Tickety Toc Stickety Time Animation about two lively twins who live inside a cuckoo clock. Tommy and Tallulah borrow McCoggin's Stickety machine to find Pufferty's lost ball. 
09:15The Wright Stuff Lively magazine show in which Matthew Wright and guests discuss the topical issues of the day. 
11:10New: Motor Morphers Milk Float Entertaining engineering show hosted by Jason Bradbury. The teams must each convert a two-tonne, 10mph milk float into a dragster, then race them head to head. 
12:105 News at Lunchtime International and national news update. 
12:15The Removal Men Observational documentary series. A 20 foot triceratops at a museum needs moving, a family have to be out of their house in record time and a couple are heading for the country. 
13:15Home and Away Disaster strikes when Gina passes out behind the wheel of the car. Dex and Steph resume their relationship. Rosie has a cathartic session with Sasha. 
13:45Neighbours Can Ajay talk Toadie round? Mason catches Kate sunbathing topless. Sheila gives Rhiannon a makeover. Georgia apologises to Karl, but Sonya and Toadie no longer want her to babysit. 
14:15CSI: New York Crime series. The CSIs find themselves faced with one of their most puzzling cases to date as a number of Mac Taylors turn up dead across the city (8/25). 
15:15Blue Smoke Film Thrilling drama starring Alicia Witt and Scott Bakula. Detective Reen Hale is revisited by the stalker who traumatised her years ago by offing any man she fell in love with. (2007) 
17:005 News at 5 International and national news update. 
17:30Neighbours Can Ajay talk Toadie round? Mason catches Kate sunbathing topless. Sheila gives Rhiannon a makeover. Georgia apologises to Karl, but Sonya and Toadie no longer want her to babysit. 
18:00Home and Away Disaster strikes when Gina passes out behind the wheel of the car. Dex and Steph resume their relationship. Rosie has a cathartic session with Sasha. 
18:305 News at 6.30 National and International news. 
19:00Cricket: England V New Zealand Highlights of the second day's play at Lord's as England take on New Zealand. 
19:555 News Update International and national news update. 
20:00Eddie Stobart: Trucks... ...& Trailers. Documentary series. In Scotland, new driver Paul ferries tender plants through the ice and snow, while down south Gareth must deliver £1m worth of high-end cars without a scratch. 
21:00New: The Mentalist Red John's Rules Drama series. Red John strikes again just as Jane has narrowed down his list of suspects to seven. The victim is linked to Jane's past. 
21:55CSI: Miami Payback American drama series focusing on the work of the Miami forensics department. The CSIs investigate when a rapist is brutally murdered after his identity was exposed (11/25). 
22:50CSI: Miami The Score US crime drama series. After a man turns up dead, Horatio and the team investigate a group of male 'pickup artists' who were out to score. (12/25). 
23:45True Crimes: The First 72 Hours The Hustler Award-winning part-dramatised true crime mysteries based on real cases from across Canada and the USA. A notorious international conman strikes in Whistler. 
00:15Super Casino Live interactive gaming featuring roulette, blackjack and autowheel. For more information and to register visit www.SuperCasino.com 
03:55Motorsport Mundial Another chance to catch up with the latest motor racing action from around the world. 
04:20House Doctor Ann Maurice provides home improvement advice for properties. Ann is in Henley-on-Thames with presenter Alistair Appleton. 
04:45Divine Designs In his series on religious art and artefacts, Paul Binski visits Liverpool to view the city's two radically different cathedrals. [SL] 
05:10Michaela's Wild Challenge Michaela Strachan looks for the rarest mammal in the world, the Vancouver Island Marmot. She also tries to feed a group of wild badgers and gives a baby rhino a beauty treatment. 
05:35Michaela's Wild Challenge Wildlife series with Michaela Strachan. Michaela travels to a chimpanzee rehabilitation centre in Kenya, tries to lure a pride of lions and feeds a ragged tooth shark. 
06:00Peppa Pig The Little Boat Popular animated series about a lovable little pig. Daddy Pig is left behind when everyone takes Grampy Rabbit's little boat to the riverside picnic spot.