This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for E4 on Monday, February 3 2020

06:00Hollyoaks Darren invites Toby and Celeste on a night out with him and Mandy, but Toby worries that Mandy knows too much about them from the night when she was spiked. 
06:30Hollyoaks Darren struggles to contain his emotions but comes to Tony's rescue. Walter helps Mitchell with his love life. Celeste scouts Mandy for her modelling agency - is there more to her offer? 
07:00How I Met Your Mother Cupcake Ted and Victoria face their first relationship challenge when Victoria is offered a job in Germany. Marshall and Lily find themselves in some bother. (S1 Ep16/22) 
07:30How I Met Your Mother Life Among the Gorillas Marshall has a tough first day at Barney's office and feels like a square peg surrounded by colleagues with obnoxious outlooks on life. (S1 Ep17/22) 
08:00Baby Daddy I'm Not That Guy Riley asks Ben to be her date at a work party but Ben's efforts to prove he is dependable fall short. Tucker schemes to go out with a model. (S2 Ep1/16) 
08:30Baby Daddy There's Something Fitchy Going On Ben discovers a shocking secret about Riley's new beau Fitch. Things heat up between Danny and his new girlfriend Milena. (S2 Ep2/16) 
09:00Young Sheldon Family Dynamics and a Red Fiero Sheldon must study the dynamics of his family for his school psychology project. George Sr is offered a new job in Oklahoma. (S2 Ep9/22) 
09:30Young Sheldon A Stunted Childhood and a Can of Fancy Mixed Nuts Sheldon experiments with practical jokes. Meemaw teaches Dr Sturgis to drive, testing their relationship. (S2 Ep10/22) 
10:00The Big Bang Theory The Platonic Permutation At Thanksgiving, Sheldon and Amy hang out as friends at the aquarium, and Howard reluctantly agrees to volunteer at a soup kitchen. (S9 Ep9/24) 
10:30The Big Bang Theory The Earworm Reverberation Sheldon is driven to distraction when he can't get a familiar tune out of his head. Howard and Raj find out their band has a fan. (S9 Ep10/24) 
11:00The Goldbergs Happy Mom, Happy Life Dana and Adam are given a doll to parent for a class assignment but their project is compromised when Beverly keeps interfering. (S2 Ep15/24) 
11:30The Goldbergs The Lost Boy Murray takes Adam to a Phillies baseball game and lets him leave his seat on his own for the first time, but Adam gets lost in the stadium. (S2 Ep16/24) 
12:00Brooklyn Nine-Nine Nutriboom Peralta and Boyle realise that they have been fooled into joining a cult-like pyramid scheme and they struggle to terminate their contracts with it. (S5 Ep16/22) 
12:30Brooklyn Nine-Nine DFW Peralta invites his newly discovered half-sister Kate to come and stay with him in New York, but he and Santiago soon realise she's a bit of a nightmare. (S5 Ep17/22) 
13:00The Big Bang Theory The Wheaton Recurrence Leonard tells Penny that he loves her. The gang go bowling and find that Sheldon's enemy Wil Wheaton is playing in the opposing team. (S3 Ep19/23) 
13:30The Big Bang Theory The Spaghetti Catalyst Sheldon hides his friendship with Penny from Leonard, but it isn't long before his double life is exposed. Can he remain friends with both of them? (S3 Ep20/23) 
14:00Baby Daddy Whatever Lola Wants Ben offers to dog-sit for his girlfriend Megan but the dog doesn't seem to like him much. Danny hires two cute girls to clean the apartment. (S2 Ep11/16) 
14:30Baby Daddy The Christening Ben convinces Bonnie and Ray to invite conservative Aunt Betty to Emma's baptism in the hopes she'll write a nice fat cheque for Emma. (S2 Ep12/16) 
15:00Young Sheldon A Political Campaign and a Candy Land Cheater Unhappy that school funds are going into football and not academic subjects, Sheldon runs for class president. (S2 Ep19/22) 
15:30Young Sheldon A Proposal and a Popsicle Stick Cross Georgie is thrilled when Veronica comes to stay with the family. Meemaw and Dr Sturgis celebrate their anniversary. (S2 Ep20/22) 
16:00The Goldbergs A Kick-Ass Risky Business Party Lainey, Erica and Barry plan a big party at Lainey's house while her father is away, but the gathering gets out of control. (S3 Ep1/24) 
16:30The Goldbergs A Chorus Lie Adam hits puberty and just as his voice is changing, he is given the lead in the school musical. Can he survive the performance by lip-synching? (S3 Ep2/24) 
17:00Brooklyn Nine-Nine Four Movements Gina plays a game of chess with Captain Holt, goes out for lunch with Diaz and Santiago and infiltrates an expensive social club with Peralta. (S6 Ep4/18) 
17:30Brooklyn Nine-Nine A Tale of Two Bandits Jeffords thinks the Pontiac Bandit's up to his old tricks again. The team battle some firefighters to keep Shaw's bar a police hangout. (S6 Ep5/18) 
18:00The Big Bang Theory The Irish Pub Formulation A visit from Raj's sister Priya creates tension among the guys, especially when Leonard asks Sheldon to conceal his romantic past with her. (S4 Ep6/24) 
18:30The Big Bang Theory The Apology Insufficiency Leonard thinks his dating problems are due to lack of confidence and vows to be self-assured around attractive females. Howard is called by the FBI. (S4 Ep7/24) 
19:00Hollyoaks Mitchell has a lot of making up to do after his recent behaviour. Romeo becomes besotted with Celeste, while Toby and Celeste's party has the desired effect for their master plan. 
19:30New: Celebrity Come Dine with Me Brand new series: Tattoo Fixer Jay Hutton is first to host this week. He serves a basic dinner and pulls out no stops whatsoever! Can his hosting skills win over his guests? (Ep1/5) 
20:00Junior Bake Off Harry Hill hosts the junior baking competition. The second heat of 10 junior bakers enter the Bake Off tent. It's Cake Day and the Heat B bakers take on multi-coloured batter. (Ep6/15) 
21:00Men in Black 3 Film (2012) Tough sci-fi comedy sequel with Will Smith, Tommy Lee Jones, Josh Brolin and Jemaine Clement. Agent J travels to the 1960s to stop his friend from being killed by a monstrous alien. 
23:10The Big Bang Theory The Vengeance Formulation Howard is scared about committing to Bernadette so he avoids her. Then he realises he's made a mistake and, to compensate, he proposes to her. (S3 Ep9/23) 
23:40The Big Bang Theory The Gorilla Experiment Penny feels left out when Bernadette asks Sheldon to teach her about science. And Howard is jealous when Bernadette asks Leonard about his work. (S3 Ep10/23) 
00:10Brooklyn Nine-Nine Sabotage Santiago and Diaz probe Peralta's claim that someone is trying to sabotage his professional life. Boyle joins Hitchcock and Scully to solve a case. (S2 Ep19/23) 
00:40Brooklyn Nine-Nine AC/DC Peralta injures himself chasing a suspect but won't take time off to recover. Holt and Diaz have an awkward dinner date with their significant others. (S2 Ep20/23) 
01:10Gogglebox What do Britain's sharpest armchair critics think of The Shining, Britain's Got Talent, Antiques Roadshow, The Queen's Green Planet, Buy It Now and The Yorkshire Vet? (S11 Ep9) 
02:15First Dates Will James from Hertfordshire get the royal seal of approval from Kate Middleton lookalike Jodie? Abbie, who's a descendant of Henry VIII, meets former Chelsea bartender William. (S10 Ep7) [SL] 
03:10Don't Tell the Bride Essex couple Jas and Bobby could be heading for rocky waters. One of them wants a quiet wedding, while the other favours a Titanic-style night to remember. (Ep6) 
04:05The Big Bang Theory The Platonic Permutation At Thanksgiving, Sheldon and Amy hang out as friends at the aquarium, and Howard reluctantly agrees to volunteer at a soup kitchen. (S9 Ep9/24) 
04:30The Big Bang Theory The Earworm Reverberation Sheldon is driven to distraction when he can't get a familiar tune out of his head. Howard and Raj find out their band has a fan. (S9 Ep10/24) 
04:55How I Met Your Mother Cupcake Ted and Victoria face their first relationship challenge when Victoria is offered a job in Germany. Marshall and Lily find themselves in some bother. (S1 Ep16/22) 
05:20How I Met Your Mother Life Among the Gorillas Marshall has a tough first day at Barney's office and feels like a square peg surrounded by colleagues with obnoxious outlooks on life. (S1 Ep17/22) 
06:00Hollyoaks Darren struggles to contain his emotions but comes to Tony's rescue. Walter helps Mitchell with his love life. Celeste scouts Mandy for her modelling agency - is there more to her offer?