This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Sky One on Monday, December 16 2019

06:00Monkey Business Join Dr Alison Cronin's team at the Monkey World Ape Rescue Centre in Dorset as they rehabilitate abused primates and support overseas projects to protect endangered primates. (S7, ep 1) 
06:30Monkey Business Join Dr Alison Cronin's team at the Monkey World Ape Rescue Centre in Dorset as they rehabilitate abused primates and support overseas projects to protect endangered primates. (S7, ep 2) 
07:00Kay Burley @ Breakfast Join Kay Burley live from the heart of Westminster for big interviews and agenda-setting coverage of everything you need to know to start your day. Also in HD 
07:30Kay Burley @ Breakfast Join Kay Burley live from the heart of Westminster for big interviews and agenda-setting coverage of everything you need to know to start your day. Also in HD 
08:00Kay Burley @ Breakfast Join Kay Burley live from the heart of Westminster for big interviews and agenda-setting coverage of everything you need to know to start your day. Also in HD 
08:30Kay Burley @ Breakfast Join Kay Burley live from the heart of Westminster for big interviews and agenda-setting coverage of everything you need to know to start your day. Also in HD 
09:00The Simpsons Bart's Not Dead Bart makes up he went to Heaven when a dare lands him in hospital. But when his lie gets made into a movie, he starts to feel very bad indeed. (S30, ep 1) Also in HD 
09:30The Simpsons Flaming Moe Moe tries to keep his 'straightness' secret when he opens a gay bar, and Skinner falls for a new teacher. Guest starring Kristen Wiig and Alyson Hannigan. (S22, ep 11) Also in HD 
10:00The Simpsons Homer The Father While Homer picks up parenting tips from a sitcom, Bart becomes involved in trading nuclear secrets. Writers James Lipton and David Mamet guest star. (S22, ep 12) Also in HD 
10:30The Simpsons The Blue and the Gray After finding her first grey hair, Marge decides to embrace middle age. Homie spices up Moe's love life too by becoming his official 'wing man'. (S22, ep 13) Also in HD 
11:00NCIS: Los Angeles Plain Sight Mosley infiltrates a smart charity do when a million dollars' worth of weapons disappears. But if things go wrong, can Callen and Sam protect her? (S9, ep 4) Also in HD 
12:00NCIS: Los Angeles Mountebank Sam goes undercover when a banker with ties to a Russian oligarch is found dead. A stolen credit card gives Mosley big cause for concern. (S9, ep 5) Also in HD 
13:00Hawaii Five-0 Ka Papahana Holo Pono (Best Laid Plans): The team investigate the strange death of a wealthy recluse. Adam faces a terrible ordeal at the hands of the Yakuza. (S6, ep 4) Also in HD 
14:00Hawaii Five-0 Ka 'Alapahi Nui (Big Lie): Five-0 hunt for a killer who escaped a murder scene by pulling off a daredevil motorbike stunt. They also gear up for a mud run. (S6, ep 5) Also in HD 
15:00Modern Family Farm Strong The sitcom marks its milestone 100th episode with a family dinner featuring an appearance from Cam's older sister Pam. Moderate sex references. (S5, ep 4) Also in HD 
15:30Modern Family The Late Show Chaos ensues when the Dunphys, Pritchetts and Pritchett-Tuckers race against the clock to make a dinner reservation on time. Strong language. (S5, ep 5) Also in HD 
16:00Modern Family The Help It's Manny versus 'manny' when Gloria hires a male nanny (guest star Adam DeVine). Plus, Pepper has big plans for Mitch and Cam's wedding. Moderate sex references. (S5, ep 6) Also in HD 
16:30The Simpsons Homer's Barbershop Quartet Homer tells his family about his rise to superstardom as a member of the barbershop quartet, The Be Sharps. David Crosby and George Harrison feature. (S5, ep 1) 
17:00The Simpsons Cape Feare Sideshow Bob (Kelsey Grammer) is released from the Springfield Penitentiary and, as it was Bart that put him in there, is out for revenge... (S5, ep 2) 
17:30The Simpsons Homer Goes To College Homer is sent back to college after he accidentally causes a nuclear meltdown. (S5, ep 3) 
18:00Futurama Lrrreconcilable Ndndifferences Fry and co console alien leader Lrrr, who, after a bungled invasion of Earth, is caught in the throes of a mid-life crisis. (S7, ep 11) Also in HD 
18:30The Simpsons The Scorpion's Tale When Lisa discovers wild flowers with special, happy powers, Bart hatches a money-making scheme. Iconoclastic director Werner Herzog guests. (S22, ep 15) Also in HD 
19:00The Simpsons The Great Simpsina Lisa becomes an apprentice to the Great Raymondo. Guest starring Martin Landau, Jack McBrayer and a trio of magicians, including David Copperfield. (S22, ep 18) Also in HD 
19:30The Simpsons The Real Housewives Of Fat Tony Marge has her reservations when Fat Tony and sister Selma embark on a whirlwind romance. Will a trip to the Jersey Shore calm her fears? (S22, ep 19) Also in HD 
20:00A League Of Their Own Xmas... ...Special. Festive fun is on the menu as James and the boys invite Nigel Havers, Kriss Akabusi and David Seaman to a Yuletide party at Jack's country pad. Also in HD 
21:00Pacific Rim Film Colossal manpowered robots clash with gigantic aliens in a supersized battle for Earth. Brilliant sci-fi action from Guillermo Del Toro. Also in HD 
23:30Take That: Wonderland Celebrating the release of their eighth studio album Wonderland, Take That invite you to experience their sensational 2017 concert. Also in HD 
01:30Christmas Crime UK Seasonal edition of the hard-hitting documentary series. (S1, ep 1) 
02:00Road Wars More action-packed endeavours from the Proactive Elite Unit. Tonight, the team tackle Russian scam artists, a mini-moto menace and a dangerous driver. Strong language. (S6, ep 19) Also in HD 
03:00Motorway Patrol Documentary series from New Zealand following the madness and mayhem faced by intrepid officers as they pull over motorists for a variety of suspected offences. (S8, ep 10) 
03:30Modern Family Farm Strong The sitcom marks its milestone 100th episode with a family dinner featuring an appearance from Cam's older sister Pam. Moderate sex references. (S5, ep 4) Also in HD 
04:00Modern Family The Late Show Chaos ensues when the Dunphys, Pritchetts and Pritchett-Tuckers race against the clock to make a dinner reservation on time. Strong language. (S5, ep 5) Also in HD 
04:30Modern Family The Help It's Manny versus 'manny' when Gloria hires a male nanny (guest star Adam DeVine). Plus, Pepper has big plans for Mitch and Cam's wedding. Moderate sex references. (S5, ep 6) Also in HD 
05:00Stargate SG-1 Shades Of Grey O'Neill commits an indiscretion which jeopardises Earth's diplomatic relations with its allies. (S3, ep 18) 
06:00Monkey Business Join Dr Alison Cronin's team at the Monkey World Ape Rescue Centre in Dorset as they rehabilitate abused primates and support overseas projects to protect endangered primates. (S7, ep 3)