This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Sky One on Saturday, January 25 2020

06:00Monkey Business Join Dr Alison Cronin's team at the Monkey World Ape Rescue Centre in Dorset as they rehabilitate primates from all over the world. (S9, ep 3) 
06:30Monkey Business Join Dr Alison Cronin's team at the Monkey World Ape Rescue Centre in Dorset as they rehabilitate primates from all over the world. (S9, ep 4) 
07:00Monkey Business Join Dr Alison Cronin's team at the Monkey World Ape Rescue Centre in Dorset as they rehabilitate primates from all over the world. (S9, ep 5) 
07:30Monkey Business Join Dr Alison Cronin's team at the Monkey World Ape Rescue Centre in Dorset as they rehabilitate primates from all over the world. (S9, ep 6) 
08:00Modern Family Playdates Haley, Alex and Luke scramble to arrange a surprise for Uncle Mitchell's birthday. Things get awkward when Gloria and Jay organise a playdate. (S7, ep 10) Also in HD 
08:30Modern Family Spread Your Wings Claire and the kids hatch a secret plan to help the ducklings fly the nest. Meanwhile, Gloria and Manny orchestrate a hot pepper heist. (S7, ep 11) Also in HD 
09:00Modern Family Clean Away Phil and Luke hold Claire back as she tries to declutter. Cameron panics when Jay decides to take up a new hobby and Gloria tries her hand at golf. (S7, ep 12) Also in HD 
09:30Modern Family The Thunk in the Trunk Phil decides to take a stand against playing the invisible housewife. Meanwhile, Cam and Mitch turn on the charm for their new lodgers. (S7, ep 13) Also in HD 
10:00Modern Family The Storm Everyone heads to Jay and Gloria's when a huge storm causes a power cut. However, so many people in such close quarters can only spell trouble... (S7, ep 14) Also in HD 
10:30Soccer AM - Live John Fendley and Jimmy Bullard are joined by guests from the world of sport and entertainment for the Saturday morning football show, with regular features, games and goals. Also in HD 
12:00Hawaii Five-0 Poniu I Ke Aloha (Crazy In Love): Valentine's Day turns deadly for one man who's keen to land a date. Plus, McGarrett and Danny spend an awkward day together. (S7, ep 16) Also in HD 
13:00Hawaii Five-0 Hahai i na pilikua nui (Hunting Monsters): As serial killer Dr Madison Gray returns, McGarrett and Five-0 find themselves sucked into her twisted mind games. (S7, ep 17) Also in HD 
14:00Hawaii Five-0 E Malama Pono (Handle With Care): Having finally found the deadly uranium, Danny and McGarrett begin the near-impossible task of extracting it from the jungle. (S7, ep 18) Also in HD 
15:00Gillette Soccer Sat: Live Scores Jeff Stelling and his studio guests preside over the afternoon's football, with expert analysis of the scores, results and stories as they come in. Also in HD 
17:00The Simpsons The Front Lisa and Bart compose a script full of gratuitous violence and submit it to the producers of 'Itchy & Scratchy'. Featuring the guest voice of Brooke Shields. 
17:30The Simpsons So It's Come To This Family and friends reminisce about Homer's life after Bart's April Fool's Day prank puts him in hospital. 
18:00The Simpsons Whacking Day Citizens of Springfield beat out all the snakes in the area and herd them to their certain death, but Bart, Lisa and special guest star Barry White save the day. 
18:30The Simpsons Krusty Gets Cancelled Johnny Carson, Bette Midler, Hugh Hefner, Elizabeth Taylor, Luke Perry and the Red Hot Chili Peppers lend their voices to a show dedicated to Krusty. 
19:00The Simpsons Marge In Chains When Marge is convicted of shoplifting, the Simpson family find that life just isn't the same without her. Featuring David Crosby and Phil Hartman. 
19:30Modern Family New & Exclusive. Snapped: Claire is desperate to get everyone out of the house as she tries to impress a reporter from a women's business magazine. (S11, ep 2) Also in HD 
20:00A League Of Their Own - ... ...European Road Trip. New & Exclusive. Expect more high jinks as the boys try some of Germany's hottest sausages and shoot penalties at the home of Nuremberg's Ice Tigers. (S2, ep 3) Also in HD 
21:00Mission: Impossible Film Secret agent Tom Cruise races to clear his name and unmask the mole in the CIA. Action thriller with Jon Voight. Violence/flashing images. (1996)(106 mins) Also in HD 
23:00New: The Making Of The Irishman Film Cast and crew offer a behind-the-scenes look at the making of Martin Scorsese's new gangster epic, which stars Oscar winners Robert De Niro, Al Pacino and Joe Pesci. Also in HD 
23:30NCIS: Los Angeles New & Exclusive. Yellow Jack: Callen and Sam are in trouble when the USS Allegiance gets exposed to Ebola. Kensi and Deeks investigate a woman linked to the deadly disease. (S11, ep 4) Also in HD 
00:30The Russell Howard Hour New & Exclusive. Russell Howard puts the world to rights with more celeb guests as he mocks the madness of the week's events. Series three of his sideways look at the news. (S3, ep 9) Also in HD 
01:30Jett Phoenix As Jett reflects on her relationship with Phoenix, she's ordered by Evans to track down Blair - or face the consequences. Contains sexual violence. (S1, ep 3) Also in HD 
02:35Road Wars The Thames Valley Police provide a fascinating insight into car crime and its prevention. Plus, shocking video footage captures dangerous drivers in action. Strong language. (S3, ep 4) 
03:00Motorway Patrol Documentary series from New Zealand following the madness and mayhem faced by intrepid officers as they pull over motorists for a variety of suspected offences. (S11, ep 3) 
03:30Motorway Patrol Documentary series from New Zealand following the madness and mayhem faced by intrepid officers as they pull over motorists for a variety of suspected offences. (S11, ep 4) 
04:00Motorway Patrol Documentary series from New Zealand following the madness and mayhem faced by intrepid officers as they pull over motorists for a variety of suspected offences. (S11, ep 5) 
04:30Motorway Patrol Documentary series from New Zealand following the madness and mayhem faced by intrepid officers as they pull over motorists for a variety of suspected offences. (S11, ep 6) 
05:00Motorway Patrol Documentary series from New Zealand following the madness and mayhem faced by intrepid officers as they pull over motorists for a variety of suspected offences. (S11, ep 7) 
05:30Motorway Patrol Documentary series from New Zealand following the madness and mayhem faced by intrepid officers as they pull over motorists for a variety of suspected offences. (S11, ep 8) 
06:00The Hour Of Power Tune in for an inspirational boost of positive thinking from Reverend Robert Schuller in his colourful religious broadcast. Also in HD