This week's UK TV & radio

Congratulations on being true to the origins of web browsing. These fancy new browsers supporting web standards, such as CSS, just detract from the pure accessibility goodness of this site.

Wednesday : Thursday : Friday : Saturday : Sunday : Monday : Tuesday : Wednesday

Listings for Paramount 2 on Tuesday, August 27 2019

06:00Impractical Jokers The guys head to the mall completing challenges while spinning the "Wheel of Faces", ask "Did I Deserve That?" to confused customers, and save strangers from being shot with a water gun. (S9, E17) 
06:20Impractical Jokers The guys act as receptionists in a waiting room and ask strangers for advice about their personal dilemmas. Today's loser goes to a water aerobics class, but ends up drowning in shame. (S10, E01) 
07:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
09:00Friends The One With Chandler In A Box On Thanksgiving, Joey punishes Chandler for kissing Kathy and Monica gets a surprise when she visits an eye doctor who turns out to be Richard's son. (S4, E08) 
09:30Friends The One Where They're Going To Party! The guys try to be spontaneous and wild and Monica must decide between a steady job as head chef of a restaurant or her catering business with Phoebe. (S4, E09) 
10:00Friends The One With The Stripper Rachel tells her short-tempered father that she is pregnant with Ross' baby. Monica arranges to have a 'stripper' perform at Chandler's belated bachelor party. (S8, E08) 
10:30Friends The One With Monica's Boots Phoebe finds out that Sting's son is in Ben's class, so she goes to see Sting's wife (real wife Trudie Styler) pretending to be Ben's mother. (S8, E10) 
11:00The Middle Risky Business Frankie is stunned when Mike wants in on one of his brother's crazy business ideas. Axl desperately tries to prove that he is capable of riding his dad's motorcycle. (S7, E04) 
11:30The Middle Land of the Lost Sue's chance at a big date is ruined when she loses Brick, who is visiting her on campus. Mike is down and Frankie brings in reinforcements to find out why. (S7, E05) 
12:00The Middle Halloween VI - Tic Toc Death: Each member of the Heck family finds themselves in situations reminiscent of the classic, spooky television show "The Twilight Zone". (S7, E06) 
12:30The Middle Homecoming II - The Tailgate: Frankie worries that her mother will ruin the annual homecoming tailgate party. Meanwhile, Mike asks Brick to help him win the cornhole tournament. (S7, E07) 
13:00Impractical Jokers Joe, Q, Sal and Murr give a security presentation that's anything but safe, then hold hands with strangers in the park. The loser quickly becomes an unwanted guest at a kid's birthday party. (S8, E07) 
13:30Impractical Jokers The guys ask strangers to help them bury bizarre items in the park, see who can cling to a car the longest, and play another game of "repeat after me". (S9, E05) 
13:55Impractical Jokers The guys encourage strangers to fill out their questionnaires with a broken hand in a waiting room, and then head to the market where they solicit strangers for money they don't deserve. (S9, E09) 
14:15Impractical Jokers The guys do and say whatever they are told, while barefoot at a department store, and start conversations with strangers using a single word. (S9, E20) 
14:40Impractical Jokers The guys do and say whatever they are told while at a buffet restaurant, team-up for construction presentations, and play another game of "repeat after me". (S9, E23) 
15:10Impractical Jokers The jokers work at a pawn shop, and try to give free hugs after incredibly bizarre apologies. This week's loser has to perform a song on stage. (S9, E24) 
15:40Impractical Jokers The guys compete in a waiting room in the first ever four-way challenge, ask park-goers if they agree or disagree on an odd topic, and try to lead a kid's art class as the teachers. (S10, E07) 
16:05Impractical Jokers Q, Sal, Joe and Murr act as not-so-handy-men assembling furniture; Thanksgiving comes early for tonight's loser when he must talk turkey at a dating event. (S10, E11) 
16:35Impractical Jokers The guys put the nasty in "namaste" when they lead meditations that leave their victims with a lot to think about. Tonight's big loser gets boxed in with the very first 24-hour punishment. (S10, E15) 
17:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Papa's Got a Brand New Excuse Will's father returns to his son's life after 14 years. Will is very happy about the chance to reconnect. Uncle Phil is not happy about the situation... (S4, E24) 
17:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air For Sale by Owner Donald Trump is interested in buying the Banks estate. While the family considers the offer, they think about all the good times they had in the house. (S4, E25) 
18:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air The Philadelphia Story Will and the entire Banks family vacation in Will's hometown, Philadelphia, and learn a surprising secret about Will's reputation in the neighbourhood. (S4, E26) 
18:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air What's Will Got to Do with It? (Part 1): When Uncle Phil opens a record store, Will believes it is his chance to pursue a career featuring music. However, Uncle Phil refuses him a job... (S5, E01) 
19:00My Wife And Kids Letting Go Kady gets a hamster (which Michael accidentally kills), and Claire develops a crush on a boy named Tony. Michael and Jay attempt to deal with the changes. (S2, E11) 
19:30My Wife And Kids Learning to Earn It Michael decides to teach the kids how to handle money due to their inability to spend their allowance wisely. He proposes that each kid comes up with their own business. (S2, E12 
20:00Impractical Jokers The guys compete head-to-head selling their toys to focus groups, team up attaching clothes pins to unsuspecting shoppers, and play a game of touching laser pointer dots. (S11, E08) 
20:30Impractical Jokers The guys volunteer to take ridiculous notes to a focus group, and they try to get a bystander to back up their story to a store manager after falling into a tower of cereal boxes. (S11, E14) 
21:00Friends The One With All The Wedding Dresses Monica has an aspirational phase of wearing Emily's wedding dress. Meanwhile, Chandler forces Joey to get treatment for his snoring at a sleep clinic. (S4, E20) 
21:30Friends The One With The Invitation The friends get invitations to Ross's wedding, but not all of them are going. Ross and Rachel reminisce separately about when they dated each other. (S4, E21) 
22:00Friends The One With Phoebe's Cookies Monica becomes obsessed with obtaining Phoebe's secret cookie recipe. Meanwhile, whilst trying to bond, Chandler accidentally gives Monica's dad a lap dance. (S7, E03) 
22:30Friends The One Where Chandler Doesn't Like Dogs Chandler's irrational fear of dogs causes problems when Phoebe brings home a cute canine. (S7, E08) 
23:00RuPaul's Drag Race The queens pay tribute to one of the greatest stars of all time in Cher The Unauthorised Rusical! Andrew Rannels and Billy Eichner guest judge. (S10, E08) 
00:30Russell Howard's Stand Up Central Russell talks Mothering Sunday and people who state the obvious, plus answers questions on fame and the worst thing about school. His guests are Nick Helm and Chris Kent. (S1, E10) 
01:00Russell Howard's Good News Russell Howard takes a cheeky trawl through the news. Tonight features; a creepy weirdo, a spy pigeon, racist babies in the UK, Taliban trained monkeys, and a kidnapped gnome! 
02:00Russell Howard's Good News Russell Howard takes a cheeky trawl through the news. Tonight features; Nicholas Cage's fussy eating, a crab vending machine, a pony in an old people's home, and Take That's effect on women. 
03:00Broad City Stolen Phone Abbi loses her phone at a club and adventures all around NYC to find it, while Ilana is hooking up with Tyler, a one night stand who seems too good to be true. (S1, E06) 
03:20Teachers Nightmare on Fillmore Street When the Wi-Fi goes out, Ms. Snap is forced to go into the forgotten and seemingly haunted library in order to get a book. (S2, E14) 
03:40The Chris Ramsey Show Chris Ramsey welcomes radio presenter Nick Grimshaw, comedian Ed Gamble and rapper Big Narstie to his basement this week for some daft games, ludicrous challenges, and physical feats! (S2, E08) 
04:05Bob's Burgers Dr. Yap: While Bob is medicated, he mistakes Linda's sister, Gayle, for his wife and kisses her. After she falls for him, Bob seeks help from Dr. Yap. (S2, E06) 
04:30Are We There Yet? Kevin's new career as a child actor quickly hits the skids when his big break causes him to get an even bigger head. (S2, ep31) 
04:50Are We There Yet? When Nick tries to help Suzanne get over a childhood phobia, his secret plan accidentally causes her to relive the traumatic experience all over again. (S2, ep32) 
05:15The Middle Halloween VI - Tic Toc Death: Each member of the Heck family finds themselves in situations reminiscent of the classic, spooky television show "The Twilight Zone". (S7, E06) 
05:35The Middle Homecoming II - The Tailgate: Frankie worries that her mother will ruin the annual homecoming tailgate party. Meanwhile, Mike asks Brick to help him win the cornhole tournament. (S7, E07) 
06:00Impractical Jokers The guys pose as trainees at an organic food shop and compete at a mall to untangle their phone cords before having their pants pulled down by a special actor. (S10, E04)