This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount on Monday, August 17 2020

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00The Middle Thanksgiving II Mike invites his brother Rusty and his father for Thanksgiving. Frankie encourages Mike, with his brother and father, to talk about their feelings. (S2 E09) 
08:35The Middle A Simple Christmas Frankie's parents are in town for Christmas and the pair soon interfere in their daughter's plans for a quiet Christmas. Elsewhere, Axl builds Brick an igloo. (S2 E10) 
09:00The Middle Taking Back the House Frankie and Mike attempt to regain complete control of the household by ignoring the kids' demands for rides, foods, and services, and focusing on their own needs. (S2, E11) 
09:30The Middle The Big Chill Mike becomes mad at Frankie for accidentally spending $200 on eye cream; meanwhile, Axl must take care of an infant doll for health class, forcing Brick to bunk with Sue. (S2, E12) 
10:00Everybody Loves Raymond Pet Cemetery Ally's hamster, Pumpernickel, passes away due to Ray's carelessness (he accidentally freezes him to death). Ray tries to fool Ally and replace him with a new hamster. (S5, E05) 
10:30Everybody Loves Raymond The Author Ray's dreams of writing a sports book get squashed when the publishing company takes a pass on it, just when Robert is promoted, which places the family in a dilemma. (S5, E06) 
11:00The King of Queens Arthur, Spooner Carrie gets a promotion which changes her hours, so now Doug and Carrie get to hardly see one another. Doug has trouble sleeping so he decides to use Arthur to solve this. (S5, E01) 
11:30The King of Queens Window Pain After their neighbours hear Doug & Carrie in a big fight, Carrie tries to convince them that they are better than that. Arthur gets Spence to let him ride the subway for free. (S5, E02) 
12:00New: Fresh Off The Boat Slide Effect Eddie thinks he needs to find cooler friends to make his mark in high school. Jessica decides to pocket the money she is given to have her photograph taken for her book. (S4, E09) 
12:30New: Fresh Off The Boat Do You Hear What I Hear? Jessica, as head of Christmas neighbourhood committee, decides to do some cuts to the festivities. Meanwhile, Nicole has her first crush and Marvin is jealous. (S4, E10) 
13:00Friends The One At The Beach The gang goes to the beach. Phoebe meets a family friend with links to her family's past and Ross discovers that Rachel still loves him. (S3, E25) 
13:30Friends The One With The Jellyfish Ross dates Rachel again after unwittingly agreeing to take responsibility for their breakup. Meanwhile, Monica gets stung by a jellyfish. (S4, E01) 
14:00Friends The One With The Cat Phoebe believes that the cat that jumped into her guitar case in Central Perk contains the spirit of her adoptive mum. (S4, E02) 
14:30Friends The One With The 'Cuffs: Monica tries to prove that she can cater a gourmet meal for her mother. Meanwhile, Chandler gets into an embarrassing situation while dating Rachel's boss. (S4, E03) 
15:00Friends The One With The Ballroom Dancing Joey teaches the building superintendent ballroom dancing in order to prevent him from evicting Rachel and Monica. (S4, E04) 
15:30Friends The One With Joey's New Girlfriend Joey thinks that Chandler hates Joey's new girlfriend, Kathy. However, little does he know, it's exactly the opposite. (S4, E05) 
16:00Friends The One With The Dirty Girl Ross's new girlfriend seems nearly perfect until he discovers that her apartment is incredibly dirty. Chandler becomes more familiar with Joey's girlfriend. (S4, E06) 
16:30Friends The One Where Chandler Crosses The Line Chandler is guilt-ridden after kissing Kathy. Ross starts playing the keyboard again and everyone apart from Phoebe thinks he's terrible. (S4, E07) 
17:00Friends The One With Chandler In A Box On Thanksgiving, Joey punishes Chandler for kissing Kathy and Monica gets a surprise when she visits an eye doctor who turns out to be Richard's son. (S4, E08) 
17:30Friends The One Where They're Going To Party! The guys try to be spontaneous and wild and Monica must decide between a steady job as head chef of a restaurant or her catering business with Phoebe. (S4, E09) 
18:00Friends The One With The Girl From Poughkeepsie Ross struggles to maintain a long-distance relationship. Meanwhile, Monica conjures a scheme to establish authority at her new restaurant job. (S4, E10) 
18:30Friends The One With Phoebe's Uterus Phoebe's half-brother makes an astounding announcement which involves a massive decision for Phoebe. (S4, E11) 
19:00Friends The One With The Embryos Phoebe undergoes an embryo transplant and becomes pregnant. Meanwhile, a simple challenge escalates into a full blown contest between the guys and the girls. (S4, E12) 
19:30Friends The One With Rachel's Crush Chandler has a hard time handling Kathy's new role in a play, in which she pretends to have sex with a handsome man, whilst Rachel is attracted to a customer. (S4, E13) 
20:00Friends The One With Joey's Dirty Day Joey has no time to shower after he comes home from a three-day fishing trip and has to head out to the set of Charlton Heston's new movie. (S4, E14) 
20:30Friends The One With All The Rugby Chandler runs into Janice, now divorced, and finds her more irritating than ever. Meanwhile, Ross plays rugby in an attempt to impress Emily. (S4, E15) 
21:00Lee Evans: XL Tour Live Lee Evans, captured live on his record-breaking XL tour. There's gags galore as he demonstrates why he loves the Olympic opening ceremony and just how romantic a boiling hot bath with his wife can be! 
22:00New: Bob's Burgers Local She-ro Linda and Tina embark on the trail of a legendary and now 'has-been' local singer, and stumble on a strange cover-up. Teddy turns to Bob & the kids for help with his nemesis. (S10, E21) 
22:30New: Bob's Burgers Prank You For Being a Friend A student at Wagstaff enlists Louise's help to get in trouble, but Louise is under probation. Meanwhile, Bob agrees to deliver Jimmy Pesto's hernia medication. (S10, E22) 
23:00New: Younger P is for Pancake Kelsey meets a guy named Lucas while Maggie meets a gal named Malkie. Bryce suggests that Empirical publish digital rewrites of classic novels with alternate endings. (S3, E05) 
23:30New: Younger Me, Myself, and O: Charles tries to convince Edward L.L. Moore to write another novel in the popular Crown of Kings series. Meanwhile, Josh attempts to have sex with Liza in a public place. (S3, E06) 
00:00Michael McIntyre: Hello Wembley! Recorded at Wembley Arena during Michael McIntyre's sell-out UK tour, Hello Wembley! features Michael's unique and hilarious take on parenting, supermarkets and everyday life. 
01:00Another Period Pilot Lillian & Beatrice prepare to entertain a Newport power broker, and new servant Celine (Christina Hendricks) adjusts to life at Bellacourt Manor and her impromptu name change: Chair. (S1, E01) 
01:30Another Period Divorce Lillian and Beatrice brainstorm ways to rid themselves of their husbands. Frederick (Jason Ritter) gets courted by a wealthy divorcee. Garfield copes with a traumatic event. (S1, E02) 
02:00South Park Stanley's Cup In a parody of underdog sports films, Stan is sentenced to community service and ends up coaching the Park County Pee-Wee hockey team - can he turn these losers into winners? (S10, E14) 
02:30South Park With Apologies to Jessie Jackson Randy faces public ridicule for using the "N" word on live TV. Cartman can't resist teasing a little person who comes to school to teach about prejudice. (S11, E01) 
03:00South Park Cartman Sucks After caught in a compromising position with Eric, Butters is sent to a special camp to "Pray the Gay Away". Cartman tries to retrieve the incriminating photo but has issues. (S11, E02) 
03:25Friends The One With Frank, Jr Phoebe's half-brother visits, but they have trouble bonding. Ross is asked to name the five celebrities he'd like to sleep with most. Guest star Isabella Rosselini. (S3, E05) 
03:50Friends The One With The Flashback When Janice asks the gang if any of them have ever slept together, the friends flash back to a time three years before. (S3, E06) 
04:15Friends The One With The Racecar Bed (1): Monica buys a new bed from Janice's soon to be ex-husband, but the wrong one is delivered. (S3, E07) 
04:35Friends The One With The Giant Poking Device (2): Joey and Monica catch Janice kissing her ex-husband. Meanwhile, Monica accidentally bumps Ben's head into a post. (S3, E08) 
05:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.