This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount on Tuesday, January 28 2020

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00Will & Grace I Do, Oh, No, You Di-in't (Part 2): Opting to forego a picturesque fall wedding and elope in Las Vegas, Karen hops a plane to "sin city" with fiancÚ Lyle and faithful friends Will and Jack. (S6, E24) 
08:35Will & Grace FYI I Hurt, Too: Continuing the storyline from last season's finale, when Jennifer Lopez sang at Karen's wedding, the season premiere finds Lopez back in New York after concluding her tour. (S7, E01) 
09:05The U.S. Office Performance Review Michael conferences with the employees during their annual performance reviews, while he worries about his own upcoming performance review with Jan. (S2, E08) 
09:35The U.S. Office E-Mail Surveillance Jim is hosting a party, but has not invited Michael. Michael learns of this when he begins spying on his employees' email. Pam begins to notice odd interactions. (S2, E09) 
10:00My Name Is Earl Mailbox Earl promises to help a man from the trailer park win the girl of his dreams (Jenny McCarthy), but he falls for her instead. And Joy gets mad at Darnell... (S2, E07) 
10:30My Name Is Earl Robbed a Stoner Blind After Earl and Randy attempt to make amends with a former drug addict (Christian Slater), Earl joins him for a week at a commune and tries to prevent global warming. (S2, E08) 
11:00Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The guys shake hands with strangers, spin the "Wheel of Doom", and work at a hibachi restaurant. The loser has to pose as a psychic in front of a crowd. (S3, E10) 
11:30Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The guys work as optometrists, provide incorrect financial advice, and attempt to secure numerous votes by campaigning on ridiculous political platforms. (S3, E11) 
12:00Friends The One With All The Kissing Chandler kisses both Rachel and Phoebe in order to cover up a kiss he gave to Monica. Rachel finally tells Ross her feelings and Phoebe goes into labour. (S5, E02) 
12:30Friends The One With The Triplets Phoebe goes into labour and is stuck with a doctor who is obsessed with the show "Happy Days". Meanwhile, Joey experiences his own pain from kidney stones. (S5, E03) 
13:00Friends The One Where Phoebe Hates PBS Phoebe's hatred for PBS arises after Joey helps out with a pledge drive. Emily tells Ross she'll give him a second chance if he cuts all ties with Rachel. (S5, E04) 
13:30Friends The One With The Kips Chandler and Monica plan a trip to Atlantic City for some private time but end up fighting the entire time. Later, Joey finds out about the newly formed couple. (S5, E05) 
14:00Friends The One With The Yeti Phoebe is surprised to discover that she enjoys wearing mink. Ross confronts Emily and refuses to stop hanging out with Rachel. (S5, E06) 
14:30Friends The One Where Ross Moves In After getting kicked out of his apartment, Ross temporarily moves in with Chandler and Joey, driving all three of them crazy. (S5, E07) 
15:00Friends The One With All The Thanksgivings It's Thanksgiving, and the gang reminisce about previous Thanksgiving experiences - most of them involving major mishaps! (S5, E08) 
15:30Friends The One With Ross's Sandwich Ross gets unusually upset when someone at work takes his sandwich from the refrigerator and eats it. (S5, E09) 
16:00My Name Is Earl Born a Gamblin' Man: Earl's gay friend Kenny wants to be more masculine, so Earl tries to teach him. They both develop a gambling problem - indirectly causing Catalina to get deported! (S2, E09) 
16:30My Name Is Earl South of the Border (Part Uno): Earl and Randy go to Mexico to bring Catalina back and hopefully give Randy a chance to win her heart, but Earl's fear of flying causes unforeseen problems. (S2, E10) 
17:00Friends The One With The Cop After Phoebe finds a police badge, she uses it to do good deeds. That is until she meets the policeman who lost it. (S5, E16) 
17:30Friends The One With Rachel's Inadvertent Kiss Rachel accidentally kisses the man interviewing her for a job. Meanwhile, Joey becomes obsessed with a woman living in Ross's apartment building. (S5, E17) 
18:00Friends The One Where Rachel Smokes Rachel starts smoking when she realizes that her boss and co-workers are all smokers and she's missing out on the benefits that come with their excursions. (S5, E18) 
18:30Friends The One Where Ross Can't Flirt Ross tries to flirt with the pizza delivery girl, with cringe worthy results. Meanwhile, Rachel loses a pair of earrings that Monica had lent to Phoebe. (S5, E19) 
19:00Friends The One With The Ride-Along While the guys are out on a ride along with Gary, a car backfires (sounding like a gun shot), and Ross feels like he had a 'near death experience'. (S5, E20) 
19:30Friends The One With The Ball Gary asks Phoebe to move in with him and Monica and Chandler join Ross and Joey in a game of catch that lasts for hours. (S5, E21) 
20:00Friends The One With Joey's Big Break Joey and Chandler take a road trip to Las Vegas, where Joey has landed the lead role in a movie. Phoebe is angry at Ross, but doesn't know why... (S5, 22) 
20:30Friends The One In Vegas (1): The gang decide to go out to Las Vegas to surprise Joey and to celebrate Monica and Chandler's one-year anniversary. However, drama soon unfolds. (S5, E23) 
21:00Little Nicky Film When somebody's mother is an angel and his father is the devil, life can be really confusing. For a sweet boy like Little Nicky (Adam Sandler), it just got a whole lot worse. (2000) 
22:50Kevin Bridges: A Whole... ...Different Story. Scottish comedian Kevin Bridges muses on economic theory, art history and diet tips on stage in front of 12,000 fans at the SSE Hydro in Glasgow. 
23:50Your Face or Mine Jimmy Carr and Katherine Ryan host the gameshow that puts couples to the test. Harry and Charlotte will be forced to judge all kinds of faces for the chance to win thousands of pounds. (S1, E01) 
00:20Your Face or Mine Jimmy Carr and Katherine Ryan host the gameshow that puts couples to the test. Anthony and Jestina will be forced to judge all kinds of faces for the chance to win thousands of pounds. (S1, E02) 
00:50South Park I'm A Little Bit Country Mr Garrison gets angry when he discovers the boys don't know who the Founding Fathers are. Cartman tries to induce a flashback to 1776 to find out what the fuss is. (S7, E04) 
01:20South Park Fat Butt and Pancake Head When Cartman wins a diversity event with his offensive hand puppet impersonation of Jennifer Lopez, Kyle is enraged. Soon the real J-Lo turns up, mightily peeved! (S7, E05) 
01:50South Park Lil' Crime Stoppers: Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny decide to play detective; they go around the town solving minor "crimes" for a dollar. It's not long before they're busting meth labs! (S7, E06) 
02:20South Park Red Man's Greed When the entire town is bought out by a Native American casino, the boys come up with a plan to get their homes back - but is more gambling really the solution? (S7, E07) 
02:50South Park South Park is Gay! The TV show Queer Eye For The Straight Guy is sweeping the nation and the men of South Park are embracing metrosexuality, but what evil plan are the hosts plotting? (S7, E08) 
03:15South Park Christian Hard Rock The boys form a band called Moop, but disagree on what direction they should take. Cartman leaves the band and bets them he will have a platinum record first! (S7, E09) 
03:40New: The Daily Show Brand new and exclusive. Join Trevor Noah and his team as they take a satirical sideswipe at the latest in news and current affairs. Emmy Award winning irreverence from Comedy Central. 
04:10Takeshi's Castle The Generals got himself an all-female army to take on Takeshi's Castle this week. They have to eat their way through Breakfast and tackle the Sumo rings. (S3, E03) 
04:35Takeshi's Castle The General has rallied up fifty real life couples to put on their Footloose flip flops as they attempt to reach the castle. (S3, E04) 
05:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.