This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount on Thursday, July 25 2019

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00The Middle From Orson with Love Frankie turns to Facebook to help Sue, Axl and Brick try to make a viral video with bunnies and kittens, and Frankie's dad tries to share his "wisdom" with Mike. (S4, E21) 
08:35The Middle Hallelujah Hoedown Sue is upset when everyone gets their driver's license, Frankie tells each kid exactly what she wants for Mother's Day, and Axl and Cassidy's prom does not go well. (S4, E22) 
09:00The Middle The Ditch Sue decides to play hooky for the first time, Frankie pretends to be a doctor, Mike has a careless accident on the highway, and Brick refuses to take a placement test. (S4, E23) 
09:30The Middle The Graduation Will Frankie and Axl make it to Axl's graduation without killing each other? Sue gets one more crack at the driving test, and Brick neglects his duties as class historian. (S4, E24) 
10:00My Name Is Earl Inside Probe (Part 1): News show Inside Probe investigates the disappearance of the Crab Shack's owner, thinking that he was abducted by aliens. Several Camden residents become suspects. (S4, E25) 
10:30My Name Is Earl Inside Probe (Part 2): The Inside Probe investigation continues, revealing the final fate of Ernie and uncovering surprising new revelations... Geraldo Rivera guest stars. (S4, E26) 
10:55Friends The One In Barbados The gang goes to Barbados for Ross's conference. Joey and Charlie break up when he realises they have nothing in common. (S9, E23) 
11:55Friends The One After Joey and Rachel Kiss Ross and Joey both try to confess to each other about their new relationships with Charlie and Rachel. However, only one of them comes clean... (S10, E01) 
12:35Friends The One Where Ross is Fine Rachel, Joey and Charlie attend a dinner party at Ross' apartment, but they fear for his state of mind when he overindulges in wine, song and laughter. (S10, E02) 
13:00Friends The One With Ross's Tan Ross goes to a tanning salon but fails to follow the "simple" instructions. Meanwhile, Rachel and Joey struggle to make the transition from friends to lovers. (S10, E03) 
13:35Friends The One With the Cake On Emma's first birthday, Rachel convinces everyone to delay their plans so they can attend her party but plans go awry when a promiscuous birthday cake arrives... (S10, E04) 
14:00Friends The One Where Rachel's Sister Baby-sits Rachel's self indulgent sister (Christina Applegate) visits and despite Ross' protests, Rachel lets her babysit Emma. (S10, E05) 
14:35Friends The One With Ross's Grant Ross applies for a paleontology grant and finds out that Charlie's ex-boyfriend, Benjamin Hobart (Greg Kinnear), reviews the applications. (S10, E06) 
15:05Friends The One With the Home Study Monica and Chandler nervously prepare for a visit from an adoption worker, who confides that she slept with, and was then dumped, by a guy named "Joey". (S10, E07) 
15:35Friends The One With the Late Thanksgiving Monica prepares a fabulous Thanksgiving feast for the gang, but she becomes furious when everyone arrives late to the gathering. (S10, E08) 
16:05My Name Is Earl Inside Probe (Part 2): The Inside Probe investigation continues, revealing the final fate of Ernie and uncovering surprising new revelations... Geraldo Rivera guest stars. (S4, E26) 
16:30My Name Is Earl Dodge's Dad Under pressure, Joy reveals that Little Chubby - the richest businessman in Camden - is Dodge's real dad. Earl tries to get Little Chubby to do his duty to Dodge. Series finale. (S4, E27) 
17:00Friends The One Where Joey Speaks French Phoebe tries to teach Joey French for an upcoming play, but becomes frustrated by Joey's lack of 'flair' for languages. (S10, E13) 
17:30Friends The One With Princess Consuela Joey feels abandoned when Monica and Chandler try to buy a house, but he finds solace with the sellers' precocious 8-year-old daughter (Dakota Fanning). (S10, E14) 
18:00Friends The One Where Estelle Dies Joey is so upset by all of the change in his friends' lives that Phoebe goes to extreme lengths to prevent him from learning about the sudden death of his agent. (S10, E15) 
18:30Friends The One With Rachel's Going Away Party At Rachel's going away party, she gives each of the friends, except Ross, an individual goodbye, leaving Ross confused and hurt as to why. (S10, E16) 
19:00Friends The Last One After their reunion in the previous episode, Rachel tells Ross that it was 'the perfect way to say goodbye' - then he realises that he's still in love with her. (S10, E17) 
20:00Takeshi's Castle One hundred contestants bravely take on a new set of Takeshi trials including Bridge Ball and Now You See Me. Hosted by Roman Kemp and former "Strictly Come Dancing" star James Jordan. (S6, E06) 
20:30Takeshi's Castle Have the contestants got what it takes to conquer the Flying Mushroom and survive Star Bowling then finally attack the castle? Roman Kemp and Made In Chelsea's Georgia Toffolo present. (S5, E10) 
21:00The Proposal Film Pushy boss Margaret (Sandra Bullock) forces her hapless assistant Andrew (Ryan Reynolds) to marry her in order to keep her visa status. Andrew agrees, but imposes a few conditions of his own... (2009) 
23:15Arachnophobia Film When townsfolk start turning up dead, arachnophobe Dr. Ross Jennings (Jeff Daniels) begins to suspect spiders. He and an exterminator (John Goodman) must fight to stop a deadly infestation. (1990) 
01:20New: The Daily Show Brand new and exclusive. Join Trevor Noah and his team as they take a satirical sideswipe at the latest in news and current affairs. Emmy Award winning irreverence from Comedy Central. 
01:55The Ricky Gervais Show Karl ponders his entry interview with God at the Pearly Gates. Stephen reads from Karl's Diary hi-lighting whether having one's head on backwards is harder than having one's hands reversed. (S1, E13) 
02:30The Ricky Gervais Show Karl pitches a bizarre idea for a film, in which the comatose hero, played by 'Clive Warren,' has his brain transplanted into his widow's head. (S2, E01) 
02:55South Park About Last Night While the country celebrates the election of President Obama, a band of unlikely super-thieves begin an audacious jewel heist and Ike attempts suicide! (S12, E12) 
03:20South Park Elementary School Musical When the all-singing and dancing musical craze hits South Park, the boys must embrace it or relinquish their popularity. Will they stick to their guns? (S12, E13) 
03:45South Park The Ungroundable Fed up with how he is treated by his parents, the eternally innocent Butters embraces the new vampire craze a little too enthusiastically. Who will he choose to feed on? (S12, E14) 
04:10Friends: Get Festive The One With The Routine Joey plots the perfect opportunity to kiss Janine on a New Year's Eve dance show. Ross and Monica resurrect their high school dance routine for the broadcast. (S6, E10) 
04:35Friends: Get Festive The One With The Holiday Armadillo Ross dresses up as an Armadillo to try and teach Ben about Hanukkah. Meanwhile, Phoebe worries that Rachel wants to continue living with Joey. (S7, E10) 
05:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.