This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Fiver on Tuesday, August 27 2019

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
08:05Last Man Standing Sitcom about a man who is struggling to hold on to his masculinity. Mike's suspicions are aroused when Vanessa's sister comes to stay. (S1 Ep 24) 
08:25Smallville Superhero drama series exploring Superman's teenage years. Clark's powers manifest as a mysterious shapeshifter is stealing bodies and implicating others in their crimes. (S1 Ep 4) 
09:15Dance Moms Reality series. Abby brings in Broadway star Todrick Hall to direct the girls in a commercial, while Maddie and Brynn captain trio teams to compete head-to-head. (S6 Ep 13) 
10:10Dance Moms Reality series. In Las Vegas, Kendall stands up to Ashlee for the first time, and the mothers grow concerned that the girls are becoming too involved in the drama. (S6 Ep 14) 
11:05My Wife and Kids Cool comedy about a family in which a father gets thrown into the deep end when his wife takes a job as a stockbroker, leaving him to play house-husband. (S2 Ep 2) 
11:35My Wife and Kids Cool comedy about a family with a house-husband. Michael decides to let the kids live a rule-free life, but on the condition that they do everything for themselves. (S2 Ep 3) 
12:05Two and a Half Men Laddish US sitcom. Charlie tries to make the most of Chelsea and Alan's budding friendship. (S6 Ep 23) 
12:35Two and a Half Men Laddish US sitcom. Charlie is confronted with a tricky decision when it comes to choosing between Chelsea and Mia. He is also wary now that Melissa has moved in. (S7 Ep 1) 
13:00Two and a Half Men American sitcom. Alan meets a woman who introduces him to a world of sex he never knew existed. (S2 Ep 8) 
13:30Two and a Half Men American sitcom. Charlie meets his ex-girlfriend Lisa and is thrilled to learn that her marriage did not work out. (S2 Ep 9) 
14:00Last Man Standing Sitcom about a man who is struggling to hold on to his masculinity. Mike tells Bill that he might lose his job to a beautiful up-and-comer. (S2 Ep 9) 
14:30Last Man Standing Sitcom about a man who is struggling to hold on to his masculinity. When the Baxters hire a housekeeper, Ed decides to check the green card status of his own employees. (S2 Ep 10) 
15:00Neighbours Realising that they are not on the same page, Chloe breaks up with Elly. Roxy loses her temper with Mark on his birthday, but the result is unexpected for both of them. 
15:30Home and Away Ben's life goes from bad to worse. Ziggy urges Dean to do whatever it takes to get Rick off his back and tells him that she loves him. Rick accuses Mackenzie of theft. 
16:00Two and a Half Men American sitcom about a well-off bachelor. Charlie makes an inappropriate proposal to Mia and their relationship takes a turn for the worse. (S3 Ep 13) 
16:30Two and a Half Men American Sitcom. As Charlie tries to receive his version of benefits from the relationship he has with Mia, Alan starts dating Charlie's most recent ex-girlfriend. (S3 Ep 14) 
17:00Two and a Half Men American Sitcom. Charlie and Mia discover that setting up a wedding with their two crazy families is a disaster. (S3 Ep 24) 
17:30Two and a Half Men American sitcom. Charlie returns to his bachelor lifestyle after Alan moves out of the house. Alan suffers a breakdown after his divorce from Kandi. (S4 Ep 1) 
18:00Neighbours Realising that they are not on the same page, Chloe breaks up with Elly. Roxy loses her temper with Mark on his birthday, but the result is unexpected for both of them. 
18:30New: Home and Away Colby persuades Mackenzie and Rick to sort out their differences. Despite the risks, Robbo decides to return to the bay to flush out his enemies. Justin is worried about Tori. 
19:00The Fresh Prince of Bel Air American comedy series. Cousin Hilary instantly lands a job when she accompanies Will to the local television news station. (S3 Ep 4) 
19:35The Fresh Prince of Bel Air US sitcom about a streetwise kid living in Bel Air. Carlton's ex-girlfriend arrives with a baby, but Will doesn't believe Carlton is the father. (S3 Ep 5) 
20:00New: Last Man Standing Red-blooded sitcom. An old-school dad pits his values against the modern world. Mandy and Kyle are set to move out, but Vanessa inadvertently trips them up. (S7 Ep 15) 
20:30New: Last Man Standing Red-blooded sitcom. An old-school dad pits his values against the modern world. Boyd shows an interest in urban exploring, which Mike is keen to encourage. (S7 Ep 16) 
21:00New: Snatched and Sold for Sex Hard-hitting documentary. Three women who were snatched and held against their will to work as sex workers share their stories. 
22:00New: Celebs on The Farm Fun reality series as a group of celebrities compete outside their comfort zone. The celebs must muck out the cowshed, knowing there is an even worse forfeit for the losing team. (S2 Ep 2) 
23:00The Duff Film Comedy. When a girl in her senior year of college finds out she's being known as 'DUFF' (Designated Ugly Fat Friend), she decides to reinvent herself. 
00:00Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
00:05The Duff Film Comedy. When a girl in her senior year of college finds out she's being known as 'DUFF' (Designated Ugly Fat Friend), she decides to reinvent herself. 
01:05Clink Hard-hitting drama set in a women's prison. Brian descends ever further into an emotional abyss. Chloe is re-admitted to Bridewell - on a murder charge. (S1 Ep 9) 
02:05Riverdale Teen drama. Toni is anxious about Cheryl's fate, and rightly so: the Blossoms have consigned their daughter to so-called conversion therapy. (S2 Ep 17) 
03:00Star Musical drama. The girls are relegated to backing singers for Noah Brooks, but Star seizes the opportunity to co-opt lead vocals. Star has a surprise visitor. (S2 Ep 3) 
03:50Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
04:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.