This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Sky One on Tuesday, March 3 2020

06:00Monkey Life A pair of Mueller's gibbons develop a taste for the high life in the treetops, and a specialist doctor is called in when Freddy's bowel complaint fails to improve. (S3, ep 17) 
06:30Monkey Life Alison visits Dao Tien island in Vietnam, the site of Monkey World's foreign sanctuary for endangered primates. The team set out to free two rare monkeys, too. (S3, ep 18) 
07:00Rspca Animal Rescue Moving series following RSPCA workers across Australia as they work to help animals in need. (S3, ep 8) 
07:30Rspca Animal Rescue Moving series following RSPCA workers across Australia as they work to help animals in need. (S3, ep 9) 
08:00The Dog Whisperer Cesar in Oz Cesar gets to grips with a nuisance Weimaraner who chases the postie, and an Australian red cattle dog that's been barking incessantly for about seven years. (S5, ep 30) Also in HD 
09:00Stop Search Seize Join Ireland's Customs teams as they, with the help of the Irish police, try to stop organised smugglers from bringing drugs, cars and even exotic animals into the country. (S1, ep 7) Also in HD 
10:00Brit Cops: Law & Disorder Documentary series charting the exploits of the City of London police, charged with safeguarding the Square Mile at the heart of the crime-ridden capital. (S4, ep 8) 
11:00NCIS: Los Angeles Between the Lines While Callen and the gang investigate the execution of an undercover agent, Kensi steps up her search for the White Ghost. (S5, ep 17) Also in HD 
12:00NCIS: Los Angeles Zero Days Suspicions are aroused when Eric's friend, a computer expert, is attacked. Kensi, meanwhile, is reunited with a familiar face from her past. (S5, ep 18) Also in HD 
13:00Hawaii Five-0 Ha'i'ole (Unbreakable): The cool crime drama kicks off its second season with an innocent McGarrett behind bars. Terry O'Quinn, of Lost fame, guest stars. (S2, ep 1) Also in HD 
14:00Hawaii Five-0 UA Lawe Wale (Taken): Governor Denning introduces an unwelcome addition to the team, and Chin Ho's future in the force is decided. Guest starring Tom Sizemore. (S2, ep 2) Also in HD 
15:00MacGyver Duct Tape & Jack Using a heater and some hot sauce, MacGyver steps in to help a presidential candidate who's urgently awaiting a heart transplant. (S2, ep 7) Also in HD 
16:00Modern Family On the Same Paige Phil turns on the charm to stop a student from quitting his class. But things get seriously awkward when Luke invites her for dinner. (S10, ep 6) Also in HD 
16:30Modern Family Did the Chicken Cross the Road? Things get cringe when Alex goes up for a top government job and the family has to be interviewed. Also, Cam gets a chicken. (S10, ep 7) Also in HD 
17:00The Simpsons Tennis The Menace After the Simpsons construct a tennis court in the backyard, Bart becomes a tennis whiz. With Serena and Venus Williams, Andre Agassi and Pete Sampras. (S12, ep 12) 
17:30Futurama The Route Of All Evil Planet Express faces competition from a rival company started up by Dwight and Cubert. Meanwhile, Bender has something potent brewing. (S5, ep 3) 
18:00Futurama Taste Of Freedom In celebration of Freedom Day, Dr Zoidberg eats the Earth flag, for which he is sentenced to death. In retaliation, the Decapodians enslave the entire world. (S5, ep 4) 
18:30The Simpsons Bye Bye Nerdie After she is bullied by the new girl at school, Lisa conducts a scientific experiment into the typical targets of bullies, with some groundbreaking results. (S12, ep 16) 
19:00The Simpsons Simpson Safari The Simpsons journey through Africa, where they encounter jungle animals, tribesmen and a chimp refuge owner with a secret. (S12, ep 17) 
19:30The Simpsons Trilogy Of Error A day in the life of the Simpsons replays three times. Guest starring Frankie Muniz (Malcolm In The Middle) and Joe Mantegna. (S12, ep 18) 
20:00An Idiot Abroad 2 Desert Island Digging out his passport for series two, Karl works through the 'Bucket List'. First up is a night on a private island. Very strong language from the outset. (1/8) Also in HD 
21:00New: Strike Back: Vendetta New & Exclusive. A double cross turns an already dangerous mission deadly as Section 20 board an enemy-packed train to stop the bioweapon's sale. (S8, ep 2) Also in HD 
22:00New: The Trip To Greece New & Exclusive. Steve Coogan and Rob Brydon return as their fictional alter-egos as they embark on a gastronomic, island hopping trip around Greece. (S4, ep 1) Also in HD 
22:30New: The Trip To Greece New & Exclusive. Steve Coogan and Rob Brydon's gastro tour takes them to the beach home of Mamma Mia!, where their lunchtime chat is about Alexander the Great and Ray Winstone. (S4, ep 2) Also in HD 
23:00A League Of Their Own New & Exclusive. Best Of: Think it's all over? Don't worry, it's not yet. Rejoin the boys for the funniest moments, wackiest challenges and biggest jokes of the series. (S14, ep 10) Also in HD 
00:00New: Jett MIljan Bestic In the season finale, Jett makes a plan to be free of Bestic. But when the two come face-to-face, she realises she's in danger of losing what she holds most dear. (S1, ep 9) Also in HD 
01:05Avenue 5 New & Exclusive. Was It Your Ears?: Ryan and Billie try to find out what's behind a constant beeping. Judd gets another bright idea and Rav turns to the president for help. (S1, ep 6) Also in HD 
01:40The Heist 1Million Bank Job New & Exclusive. The discovery of damning evidence leaves one contestant answering some tough questions. A fresh appeal for witnesses spells more trouble for the looters. (S2, ep 4) Also in HD 
02:40Hawaii Five-0 Na Me'e Laua Na Paio McGarrett meets a CIA analyst and finds he has something in common with her. Larisa Oleynik, of The Secret World of Alex Mack fame, guest stars. (S1, ep 19) Also in HD 
03:35Hawaii Five-0 Ma Ke Kahakai McGarrett and Danny stumble upon a dead body during a hike in the jungle. Meanwhile, Kono and Chin Ho's trip home to visit their aunt proves eventful. (S1, ep 20) Also in HD 
04:30Stop Search Seize Join Ireland's Customs teams as they, with the help of the Irish police, try to stop organised smugglers from bringing drugs, cars and even exotic animals into the country. (S1, ep 7) Also in HD 
05:30Futurama Taste Of Freedom In celebration of Freedom Day, Dr Zoidberg eats the Earth flag, for which he is sentenced to death. In retaliation, the Decapodians enslave the entire world. (S5, ep 4) 
06:00Monkey Life The park is saddened by the death of alpha male capuchin Tom, and a balding macaque receives protection from his troop's over-enthusiastic grooming. (S3, ep 19)