This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Fiver on Friday, May 17 2013

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09:00Gems TV - Teleshopping Beautiful genuine gemstone jewellery supplied direct from the Gems TV designers at amazing prices. A UK family-owned business, Gems TV has been creating gemstone jewellery since 2004. 
13:00The Lying Game Much Ado About Everything Teen drama series. Emma and Thayer further their investigation into the twins' birth mother and a family meal turns ugly when Sutton lashes out at Kristin. 
14:00New Emergency Bikers Documentary series. The Essex team goes after insurance dodgers, a North Yorkshire cop lectures a driver, and the Birmingham paramedics race to two serious incidents. 
15:00Neighbours Can Ajay talk Toadie round? Mason catches Kate sunbathing topless. Sheila gives Rhiannon a makeover. Georgia apologises to Karl, but Sonya and Toadie no longer want her to babysit. 
15:30Home and Away Disaster strikes when Gina passes out behind the wheel of the car. Dex and Steph resume their relationship. Rosie has a cathartic session with Sasha. 
16:00Gilmore Girls A-Tisket, A-Tasket A traditional picnic basket auction causes romantic complications when Jess outbids Dean to win a picnic lunch with Rory. 
17:00Malcolm In The Middle Hal feels betrayed when his friend Trey charges $2,000 to fix his teeth. Meanwhile, Reese teaches Lois how to ride a bike, and Malcolm and Dewey see a new mattress fall from the sky. 
17:30Malcolm In The Middle Malcolm takes dancing lessons in order to impress a girl and finds himself involved in a dance-off. Elsewhere, Hal finds an underground bachelor pad. 
18:00Malcolm In The Middle Chaotic family sitcom. Malcolm can't accept Stevie's illness and makes excuses not to visit him in hospital. 
18:205* Access All the latest celeb gossip and news. Presented by Stephanie Prentice. 
18:30Home and Away John and Jett are numb with grief after Gina's death. Chris continues to make a nuisance of himself as Maddy and Spencer make plans to celebrate Spencer's birthday. 
19:00Neighbours Can Ajay talk Toadie round? Mason catches Kate sunbathing topless. Sheila gives Rhiannon a makeover. Georgia apologises to Karl, but Sonya and Toadie no longer want her to babysit. 
19:35Malcolm In The Middle Malcolm finds himself dodging advances from keen university recruiters. Meanwhile, Dewey learns something new about Francis. 
20:00The Hotel Inspector Alex Polizzi strives to transform the fortunes of struggling guesthouses across Britain. This week, can Alex restore the shine to an inn in Derbyshire's Peak District? 
21:00New: American Idol Final Results: Final of the singing competition hosted by Ryan Seacrest. The contestants find out their fates on a live results show. Who will be declared the winner? 
23:00Generation Sex Lifting the lid on what young Brits are up to in and out of the bedroom, this show offers fun facts and talks with celebrities and the general public about their naughty secrets. (1/6) 
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