This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Fiver on Saturday, May 25 2019

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00Access Entertainment round up. 
08:05Two and a Half Men American sitcom about a well-off bachelor. Charlie is attracted to an older woman who writes self-help books. Jake and Alan fight over a school assignment. (S5 Ep 18) 
08:30Two and a Half Men American sitcom about a well-off bachelor. When Charlie meets the fiancee of his girlfriend's grown-up son, he realises it is not for the first time. (S5 Ep 19) 
08:50Two and a Half Men American sitcom. Charlie encounters an ex-girlfriend whose son looks an awful lot like him. (S6 Ep 1) 
09:15Two and a Half Men American sitcom. Alan lends Charlie money and crosses a line in his attempts to get it back. (S6 Ep 2) 
09:40Two and a Half Men American sitcom. When Judith kicks Herb out of the house, Alan hopes to reconcile with her. Meanwhile, Herb tries to adopt Charlie's bachelor ways. (S6 Ep 6) 
10:10Two and a Half Men American sitcom about a well-off bachelor. Charlie's new girlfriend asks him to spend the night at her place. (S6 Ep 8) 
10:40Loch Ness Film Whimsical family drama starring Ted Danson and Joely Richardson. Tale of an American scientist who is dispatched to disprove definitively the legend of the Loch Ness monster. (1996) 
11:40Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
11:45Loch Ness Film Whimsical family drama starring Ted Danson and Joely Richardson. Tale of an American scientist who is dispatched to disprove definitively the legend of the Loch Ness monster. (1996) 
12:45Annie Film Family comedy starring Jamie Foxx and Quvenzhane Wallis. A young orphan is taken in by a wealthy mayoral candidate who has spotted a questionable way to win votes. (2014) 
13:45Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
13:50Annie Film Family comedy starring Jamie Foxx and Quvenzhane Wallis. A young orphan is taken in by a wealthy mayoral candidate who has spotted a questionable way to win votes. (2014) 
15:05Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure Film Offbeat comic adventure starring Keanu Reeves and Alex Winter. Two students who are about to fail at school embark on a journey in a time-travelling phone booth. (1989) 
16:05Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
16:10Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure Film Offbeat comic adventure starring Keanu Reeves and Alex Winter. Two students who are about to fail at school embark on a journey in a time-travelling phone booth. (1989) 
17:00New: Ireland's Got Talent: Final Lucy Kennedy presents the final which sees the acts competing for 50,000 euros and their own TV special. The are guest appearances by Lewis Capaldi and last year's winners RDC. (S2 Ep 12) 
19:00Goosebumps Film Family adventure starring Jack Black and Dylan Minnette. After freeing the monsters living in a series of books, a teenager must work with the author to retrieve them. (2015) 
20:05Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
20:10Goosebumps Film Family adventure starring Jack Black and Dylan Minnette. After freeing the monsters living in a series of books, a teenager must work with the author to retrieve them. (2015) 
21:00Die Hard With A Vengeance Film Action sequel starring Bruce Willis and Jeremy Irons. A maverick New York cop pulls out all the stops to save the city from a crazed bomber. (1995) 
22:05Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
22:10Die Hard With A Vengeance Film Action sequel starring Bruce Willis and Jeremy Irons. A maverick New York cop pulls out all the stops to save the city from a crazed bomber. (1995) 
23:40Tower Block Film British thriller starring Sheridan Smith and Ralph Brown. A year after they witnessed a murder, the inhabitants of Tower Block 31 are terrorised by a mysterious sniper. (2012) 
00:40Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
00:45Tower Block Film British thriller starring Sheridan Smith and Ralph Brown. A year after they witnessed a murder, the inhabitants of Tower Block 31 are terrorised by a mysterious sniper. (2012) 
01:35Clink Hard-hitting drama set in a women's prison. The girls are visited by a group of ex-offenders who tour prisons trying to convince inmates to go straight. (S1 Ep 6) 
02:40Spartacus Historical action drama series. While Batiatus plots revenge against his enemies, and Crixus returns to the arena, Spartacus is only just hanging on to his sanity. (S1 Ep 11) 
03:35Two and a Half Men Laddish US sitcom. Charlie coaches Alan in the art of breaking up. (S5 Ep 11) 
04:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.