This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Channel 4 on Friday, June 21 2013

06:00The Treacle People Scares and Stripes PC Nico Pendle practises arresting the entire village, including himself, in preparation for his annual Sergeant's Exam. 
06:10The Hoobs Names Tula's not sure that she likes her name any more. Maybe she could have a Peep name instead, but which one? 
06:35The Hoobs Colours Hoobs don't wear trousers, but that doesn't mean a nice belt wouldn't look good. But if Hoobs are going to wear belts then they'd better choose which colour they want. 
07:05Will & Grace May Divorce Be with You Jack agrees to represent Karen's husband for their divorce, while she hires a very inexperienced lawyer (guest star Macaulay Culkin). 
07:25According to Jim The Punch As season six begins, Jim tries to make a man out of Kyle by teaching him how to defend himself, but then Kyle gets suspended for hitting the school bully. 
07:55The Morning Line Turf tips and news from the Channel 4 Racing team. 
08:55Frasier Dark Side of the Moon Daphne's buckling under the strain of planning her wedding and deep down she knows it's because her true love is not her betrothed. 
09:25Frasier Something Borrowed, Someone Blue (Part 1): Frasier offers romantic advice to Niles and Daphne, hoping that they'll admit their love for one another before her wedding. 
10:00Undercover Boss Australia Tony Braxton-Smith, CEO for Great Southern Rail, goes undercover at the company to meet some of the inspirational people that work for him. 
11:00Phil Spencer: Secret Agent Phil Spencer returns to continue his mission to get Britain's property market moving again, one house at a time. 
12:00Channel 4 News Summary Includes news headlines and weather. 
12:05Gordon Ramsay's Ultimate... ...Cookery Course: Gordon demonstrates some home-cooked street food classics. Recipes include beef tacos with wasabi mayo and flavour-packed chilli dogs. 
12:40Three in a Bed The four-star Howarth House in Lytham St Anne's takes on Snooze in Brighton and the Enchanted Manor on the Isle of Wight in the battle to find Britain's best boutique B&B. 
13:40Royal Ascot: Channel 4 Racing Clare Balding and Nick Luck present all the style and drama of Day Four at the Royal meeting. Today's racing highlight is the fillies' mile race, the Coronation Stakes - first run in 1840. 
18:00The Simpsons The Parent Rap Bart and Homer are tethered together by a strict judge after Bart and Milhouse are accused of stealing Chief Wiggum's police car. 
18:30Hollyoaks Anna seeks revenge against Patrick, and George is concerned by Phoebe's growing affection for Vincent. Dennis returns to the village and is shocked to learn about recent events. 
19:00Channel 4 News Includes sport and weather. 
19:554thought.tv Erin Pizzey founded Britain's first refuge for victims of domestic violence. She says including bullying or unkind words as domestic abuse would be giving way to a feminist agenda. 
20:00Four Rooms Can a rare silver bottle, Alec Guinness's hat, posters from Muhammad Ali's iconic fights or a Banksy mural tempt the dealers to offer members of the public life-changing sums of money? 
21:00The Million Pound Drop Live Davina McCall is back at the helm, and in an exciting new final twist to the show, players can double the money they've managed to win and walk away with a life-changing amount of cash. 
22:35PhoneShop Lance Got Game Second series of the comedy set in a mobile phone store. Feeling the pinch in hard times, Ashley and Jerwayne try to make some extra money. Shelley goes on the warpath. 
23:05Trojan Donkey New hidden camera series showing how funny life can be when people think no one's watching, including cowboy builders stuck in cement and a man wanting the whole bible tattooed on his body. 
23:35Smells Like Friday Night Rizzle Kicks' Jordan and Harley, Billie JD Porter and Rob Beckett curate Friday night comedy and music, with performances by Robin Thicke and Pharrell, Jake Bugg, Iggy Azalea and Bastille. 
00:35Random Acts Channel 4's short-form arts strand. Artist film-makers explore the meaning of personal responsibility. 
00:40Royal Ascot Highlights Action from Day Four at the Royal meeting at Ascot. The world's top horses arrive in the UK to take on their finest British counterparts. 
01:10The Million Pound Drop Live Davina McCall is back at the helm, and in an exciting new final twist to the show, players can double the money they've managed to win and walk away with a life-changing amount of cash. 
02:40New Girl A Father's Love Nick is upset when his con-man father Walt drops in for a visit, because he's convinced his dad is only in town to set up another crooked scheme. 
03:00The Mindy Project Harry & Sally When she encounters Jamie, Mindy thinks she's finally met the perfect man, until she notices he's a little too close to his female best friend for comfort. 
03:20The New Normal The Big Day In the last episode of season one, Bryan and David's wedding day finally arrives, but the duo find that their well-planned nuptials are thrown off course. 
03:45Accidentally on Purpose It Happened One Christmas Billie hosts Christmas for her family and friends at her house, even though she has kept the fact that Zack lives with her secret from them. 
04:05St Elsewhere Schwarzwald Elliot's gruff father checks into St Eligius for cancer tests and his old flame returns with her new husband. [SL] 
04:55Location, Location, Location Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer visit the Tees Valley, in the North East, helping first-time parents Nicola and Tony, as well as new buyers jewellery designer Emily and her boyfriend Dani. 
05:50Kirstie's Vintage Gems Kirstie Allsopp explores a host of crafts, skills and techniques for interior decoration taken from her popular series Kirstie's Vintage Home. 
06:00The Treacle People Slippery Slopes There's no business like snow business. Is it all downhill from here as Silas tries to make a fortune out of waffles?