This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for E4 on Monday, February 25 2019

06:00Hollyoaks Tony tries to talk Ste out of his vendetta against the Maaliks. Brody isn't too happy with Damon once he finds out what all their money was spent on, and Mac treats Donna-Marie and Juliet. 
06:30Hollyoaks Cindy tries to help Donna-Marie get out of Mac's life, but her kind gesture backfires. Maxine is in hospital after collapsing, and Damon is shocked to discover what might be wrong. 
07:00Coach Trip: Road to Barcelona Brand new series: The tourists have arrived in Bergamo, where Brendan entertains them with a fencing lesson, but one tourist gets daggers when he crosses a line at a circus class. (Ep20/30) 
07:30Young & Hungry Young & Punchy Josh wants to recruit maverick computer genius Cooper to his firm, but an awkward incident with Gabi leads to Josh punching, not hiring him. (S1 Ep6/10) 
08:00Rules of Engagement Harassment A new employee who takes exception to Audrey files a sexual harassment claim against her. Timmy challenges Jeff to a game of cricket. 
08:30Rules of Engagement They Do? Adam and Jennifer decide to organise a secret wedding ceremony, but a series of unfortunate events soon puts their romantic plans in jeopardy. 
09:00Melissa & Joey Fast Times Mel's new boyfriend Noah temporarily moves in with her while his flat is being renovated, but their relationship accelerates too quickly as a result. (S3 Ep11/16) 
09:30Melissa & Joey Bad Influence When Joe and Ryder sell Mel's old belongings, they accidentally dispose of a very personal item. Mel and Joe are forced to turn to crime to get it back. (S3 Ep12/16) 
10:00The Big Bang Theory The Shiksa Indeterminacy Leonard, Raj and Howard all fall heavily for Sheldon's twin sister, but when Leonard comes up with a plan to win her heart, it's derailed by Sheldon. (S1 Ep15/17) 
10:30The Big Bang Theory The Peanut Reaction Penny throws a surprise party for Leonard and gets support from Howard and Raj, but Sheldon's indulgence in an electronics shop throws her off track. (S1 Ep16/17) 
11:00The Goldbergs Dance Party USA Erica gets the opportunity to participate in a popular television dance show, but her dream quickly turns into a nightmare. (S2 Ep22/24) 
11:30The Goldbergs Bill/Murray Adam and Beverly decide to create a music video to help Erica's application to Julliard stand out, while Murray bonds with Lainey's dad Bill. (S2 Ep23/24) 
12:00Brooklyn Nine-Nine Old School Peralta is overjoyed when his hero, crime reporter Jimmy Brogan, visits the precinct, but things soon go awry. Jeffords and Boyle prepare Diaz for a day in court. (S1 Ep8/22) 
12:30Brooklyn Nine-Nine Sal's Pizza When Peralta's favourite restaurant burns down, the fire marshal assumes the owner is the prime suspect in the investigation. A virus hits the precinct's computers. (S1 Ep9/22) 
13:00The Big Bang Theory The Creepy Candy Coating Corollary Sheldon is irked when Star Trek actor Wil Wheaton (guest starring as himself) takes part in the same contest as him due to a childhood snub. (S3 Ep5/23) 
13:30The Big Bang Theory The Cornhusker Vortex Sheldon teaches Leonard about football so that he can fit in with Penny's friends, but Leonard alienates the group with his new knowledge. (S3 Ep6/23) 
14:00Melissa & Joey Plus One When Mel takes Joe to a social event connected with her work, he reveals too much about both their opinions to the press and gains her some bad publicity. (S4 Ep5/21) 
14:30Melissa & Joey House Broken Mel wants to get a dog for the household, but Joe is not in favour of the idea and argues that he will be the one who gets stuck with taking care of it. (S4 Ep6/21) 
15:00Brooklyn Nine-Nine The Apartment Peralta is in danger of losing his flat but has no money to buy his own place, so Gina tries to help him find a new home. The officers do self-evaluations. (S1 Ep18/22) 
15:30Brooklyn Nine-Nine Tactical Village The officers attend mandatory training exercises in which all regional precincts compete. Captain Holt becomes addicted to a game on his smartphone. (S1 Ep19/22) 
16:00The Goldbergs In Conclusion, Thanksgiving Adam exploits his father's soft spot for a popular song. Beverly wants Murray to invite his grouchy dad to Thanksgiving dinner. (S3 Ep8/24) 
16:30The Goldbergs Wingmom Murray agrees to let Barry join the junior Reserve Officers Training Corps, but when the going gets tough Barry begs Beverly to get him out of it. (S3 Ep9/24) 
17:00Don't Tell the Bride The sky's the limit for adrenaline junkie Jai as he plans on having a wedding in the sky, neglecting the fact that his bride-to-be Leanne is terrified of heights. (Ep6) 
18:00The Big Bang Theory The Large Hadron Collision Sheldon is gutted when Leonard asks Penny to go to Switzerland on Valentine's Day to see the world's largest particle accelerator instead of him. (S3 Ep15/23) 
18:30The Big Bang Theory The Excelsior Acquisition Sheldon is summoned to court for driving through a red light. He misses the chance to meet Stan Lee and riles the judge. Will he go to prison? (S3 Ep16/23) 
19:00Hollyoaks Diane tries to reunite Lily with an old friend. Breda is being blackmailed over her murderous ways. Cleo has her first date with Mitchell. 
19:30New: Coach Trip: Road to Barcelona Brand new series: In fashionable Milan, the group battle it out in a bubble football match before attempting some aerial gymnastics. (Ep21/30) 
20:00The Big Bang Theory Brand new series - The Paintball Scattering: Jealousy, trust issues and tension among the couples in the gang cause mayhem when Penny and Leonard organise a paintball game. (S12 Ep11/24) 
20:30Young Sheldon Brand new series - A Race of Superhumans and a Letter to Alf: Sheldon agrees to help Missy with her maths homework. Georgie joins a bible study group to get closer to Veronica. (S2 Ep11/22) 
21:00New: Celebs Go Dating Brand new series: Former couple Megan McKenna and Pete Wicks have an awkward first outing with their new dates and Chelsee Healey gets off to a shaky start with her man. (S6 Ep2/20) 
22:00New: The Sex Clinic Brand new series: A stripper seeks a sexual health check-up. Newly bisexual Sophie needs tips on how to pleasure a woman. There's also advice on anal douching. (Ep5) 
23:05The Big Bang Theory The Convention Conundrum After the guys miss out on Comic-Con tickets, Sheldon decides to hold his own comic book convention. The girls take tea at an upmarket hotel. (S7 Ep14/24) 
23:35The Big Bang Theory The Locomotive Manipulation Love is in the air when Amy manages to convince Sheldon to join her for a romantic train trip to Napa Valley to celebrate Valentine's Day. (S7 Ep15/24) 
00:00Tattoo Fixers: Extreme Sketch gives Andy a hand with his disastrous digits. Alice designs popstar Michelle Heaton something a little special. Pash rids Carly of her cracking calamity. (S5 Ep6) [SL] 
01:05Celebs Go Dating Brand new series: Former couple Megan McKenna and Pete Wicks have an awkward first outing with their new dates and Chelsee Healey gets off to a shaky start with her man. (S6 Ep2/20) 
02:05First Dates Hannah and Lee both love festivals; will they make sweet music together? Mary from Liverpool is looking for a 'straight Paul O'Grady'. And 'edgy librarian' Olivia is on her first ever date. 
03:00The Sex Clinic Brand new series: A stripper seeks a sexual health check-up. Newly bisexual Sophie needs tips on how to pleasure a woman. There's also advice on anal douching. (Ep5) 
03:50The Big Bang Theory The Shiksa Indeterminacy Leonard, Raj and Howard all fall heavily for Sheldon's twin sister, but when Leonard comes up with a plan to win her heart, it's derailed by Sheldon. (S1 Ep15/17) 
04:15The Big Bang Theory The Peanut Reaction Penny throws a surprise party for Leonard and gets support from Howard and Raj, but Sheldon's indulgence in an electronics shop throws her off track. (S1 Ep16/17) 
04:35Rules of Engagement Harassment A new employee who takes exception to Audrey files a sexual harassment claim against her. Timmy challenges Jeff to a game of cricket. 
04:55Rules of Engagement They Do? Adam and Jennifer decide to organise a secret wedding ceremony, but a series of unfortunate events soon puts their romantic plans in jeopardy. 
05:15Young & Hungry Young & Punchy Josh wants to recruit maverick computer genius Cooper to his firm, but an awkward incident with Gabi leads to Josh punching, not hiring him. (S1 Ep6/10) 
06:00Hollyoaks Cindy tries to help Donna-Marie get out of Mac's life, but her kind gesture backfires. Maxine is in hospital after collapsing, and Damon is shocked to discover what might be wrong.