This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for E4 on Tuesday, March 31 2020

06:00Hollyoaks Mercedes demands justice as the village reels from the events of the previous day. Liberty desperately searches for Brody. Walter decides that he doesn't want to lose Mitchell. 
06:30Hollyoaks Mitchell's dad arrives in the village and quickly makes an impression. Liberty and Brody prepare to face their feelings, just as Sienna returns. Goldie and Warren hatch a matchmaking plan. 
07:00How I Met Your Mother Cleaning House Barney convinces the gang to help his mum move house. They soon learn that she is very protective of Barney and told him white lies throughout his childhood. (S6 Ep2/24) 
07:30How I Met Your Mother Unfinished When Ted declines Barney's offer to design the new GNB building, Barney woos him by using his best womanising tactics. Robin rings Don in an attempt to win him back. (S6 Ep3/24) 
08:00Baby Daddy The Sonny-Moon Ben is jealous when Bonnie wants to take Danny on a cruise to celebrate his impending fatherhood. Tucker starts telling lies after meeting an ex. (S6 Ep7/11) 
08:30Baby Daddy You Cruise, You Lose Ben meets a runaway bride who's convinced fate has thrown them together. Danny and Riley take their cruise but Bonnie decides to tag along. (S6 Ep8/11) 
09:00Mike & Molly Windy City When Mike's mother Peggy ends her relationship with Captain Murphy, he makes Mike and Carl patrol the Renaissance Fair. Mike and Molly both make confessions. (S3 Ep20) 
09:30Mike & Molly Molly Unleashed Molly finds herself at a crossroads in her career. She makes the huge decision to give up her job as a teacher in order to follow her dreams of becoming a writer. (S4 Ep1) 
10:00The Big Bang Theory The Pirate Solution Raj must find a job or he'll be sent back to India so he accepts an offer of work from Sheldon. Leonard and Penny try to get some time for themselves. (S3 Ep4/23) 
10:30The Big Bang Theory The Creepy Candy Coating Corollary Sheldon is irked when Star Trek actor Wil Wheaton (guest starring as himself) takes part in the same contest as him due to a childhood snub. (S3 Ep5/23) 
11:00The Goldbergs Hersheypark When Adam tells Beverly he doesn't want her to chaperone the school trip to a theme park, his mother tries to manipulate him with 'guilt letters'. (S6 Ep4/23) 
11:30The Goldbergs Mister Knifey-Hands When Jackie's parents allow Adam to watch a horror film, a disagreement between the families ensues. Erica hangs out at her old high school. (S6 Ep5/23) 
12:00Brooklyn Nine-Nine Karen Peralta On his birthday, Peralta takes Santiago to meet his mother. Diaz and Boyle struggle to deal with a new mandate on body cams during a stakeout. (S3 Ep14/23) 
12:30Brooklyn Nine-Nine The 9-8 The Nine-Nine play host to officers from nearby precinct the Nine-Eight when their station house is flooded, reuniting Peralta with his old partner. (S3 Ep15/23) 
13:00The Big Bang Theory The Romance Resonance Sheldon is mortified when he stumbles upon an important scientific breakthrough by accident. Howard makes a romantic gesture to Bernadette. (S7 Ep6/24) 
13:30The Big Bang Theory The Proton Displacement Sheldon is jealous when Professor Proton asks Leonard to read his latest publication, so he befriends a TV personality from a rival science show. (S7 Ep7/24) 
14:00Melissa & Joey Nanny Love Joe fears that being a nanny will prevent him from having a love life, while Mel worries that a depressed Joe means no more gourmet food. (S1 Ep3/30) 
14:30Melissa & Joey Boy Toys R Us Lennox starts dating a bad boy that Mel disapproves of, while Mel is also dating a bad boy of her own. Joe takes it upon himself to reorganise Mel's closet. (S1 Ep4/30) 
15:00Mike & Molly Dips & Salsa Mike asks Carl to replace him as Molly's dance partner at a salsa class, but he gets jealous when he realises that they are having way too much fun. (S4 Ep10) 
15:30Mike & Molly Mind Over Molly Molly grudgingly goes to see a therapist at Mike's urging, but as the sessions progress, her belief that the counselling is unnecessary is challenged. (S4 Ep11) 
16:00The Goldbergs Major League'd Adam is terrified when he and his friends are recruited to the school baseball team. Geoff's father interferes in his relationship with Erica. (S6 Ep14) 
16:30The Goldbergs My Valentine Boy Erica and Valley Erica find a new band member to replace Lainey. Adam and Murray plot to escape from Valentine's Day dinner with Beverly. (S6 Ep15) 
17:00Brooklyn Nine-Nine Coral Palms (Part 1/3): Peralta and Holt adjust to their lives in the Witness Protection Programme while crime boss Jimmy 'The Butcher' Figgis is still at large. (S4 Ep1/22) 
17:30Brooklyn Nine-Nine Coral Palms (Part 2/3): Jimmy Figgis sees Peralta and Holt's video and comes looking for them. A new captain takes over the precinct, but is he up to the job? (S4 Ep2/22) 
18:00The Big Bang Theory The Table Polarization Leonard buys a dining table for the flat, but Sheldon objects to such a big change inside his home. Howard gets the chance to return to space. (S7 Ep16/24) 
18:30The Big Bang Theory The Friendship Turbulence In an attempt to improve their strained friendship, Howard invites Sheldon to visit Nasa with him. Penny is upset when her car breaks down. (S7 Ep17/24) 
19:00Hollyoaks Sienna is convinced something is going to go terribly wrong, and Liberty is determined to sort things out. Felix has an idea to win over Mitchell, and Juliet blows hot and cold with Sid. 
19:30New: Man with a Plan Brand new series - Adam's Turtle-y Awesome Valentine's Day: When Adam and Andi agree on a present-free Valentine's day, Adam gives the gift he planned for Andi to his mother. (S2 Ep10) 
20:00Fantastic Four Film (2015) Marvel Comics' superhero adventure. After entering an alternative dimension, four people gain unwanted and dangerous superhuman powers, which they must use to save the human race. 
22:00Naked Attraction Thirty-year-old Pablo is HIV Positive and wants to break the stigma about his condition. Leon, a 27-year-old rapper, attracts the wrong sort of lady. Can Naked Attraction help? (S5 Ep3/5) 
23:00The Big Bang Theory The Hesitation Ramification Penny's big TV acting break hits the cutting room floor, so Leonard does his best to comfort her, which leads her to ask him a bold question. (S7 Ep12/24) 
23:30The Big Bang Theory The Occupation Recalibration Penny quits her job at the restaurant to pursue her acting career full time. Bernadette accidentally destroys one of Howard's comics. (S7 Ep13/24) 
00:00Brooklyn Nine-Nine The Therapist Boyle brings Peralta into a case when a psychiatrist reports one of his patients missing. Captain Holt wants to meet Diaz's new girlfriend. (S6 Ep11/18) 
00:30Brooklyn Nine-Nine Casecation Peralta and Santiago celebrate their wedding anniversary while standing guard over a comatose drugs baron who was shot and rushed into hospital. (S6 Ep12/18) 
01:00Gogglebox What do Britain's sharpest armchair television critics think of This Morning, The Chase Celebrity Special, Baptiste, The Sex Clinic and Child Genius? (S13 Ep2) [SL] 
02:05First Dates Hotel Can First Dates Hotel assistant manager Francesca teach plucky mummy's boy Ash to be a Casanova? And Shane, who's been single for 15 years, meets theatre designer Roberto. (S3 Ep5/6) 
03:00Naked Attraction Thirty-year-old Pablo is HIV Positive and wants to break the stigma about his condition. Leon, a 27-year-old rapper, attracts the wrong sort of lady. Can Naked Attraction help? (S5 Ep3/5) 
03:55The Big Bang Theory The Pirate Solution Raj must find a job or he'll be sent back to India so he accepts an offer of work from Sheldon. Leonard and Penny try to get some time for themselves. (S3 Ep4/23) 
04:20The Big Bang Theory The Creepy Candy Coating Corollary Sheldon is irked when Star Trek actor Wil Wheaton (guest starring as himself) takes part in the same contest as him due to a childhood snub. (S3 Ep5/23) 
04:45How I Met Your Mother Cleaning House Barney convinces the gang to help his mum move house. They soon learn that she is very protective of Barney and told him white lies throughout his childhood. (S6 Ep2/24) 
05:10How I Met Your Mother Unfinished When Ted declines Barney's offer to design the new GNB building, Barney woos him by using his best womanising tactics. Robin rings Don in an attempt to win him back. (S6 Ep3/24) 
06:00Hollyoaks Mitchell's dad arrives in the village and quickly makes an impression. Liberty and Brody prepare to face their feelings, just as Sienna returns. Goldie and Warren hatch a matchmaking plan.