This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount on Tuesday, October 23 2018

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00My Wife And Kids The Remodel Realizing that the garage is no longer a suitable living situation for Jr., Vanessa and the baby, Jay insists that Michael have it remodelled. (S5, E18) 
08:35My Wife And Kids Michael Joins a Gym The same day Michael realizes he can't fit into his favourite pair of vintage jeans, he runs into an old high school friend, the muscular Daryl (Terry Crews). (S5, E19) 
09:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air I, Stank Hole in One When Phil appeals for a partner for a golf tournament, Carlton reluctantly agrees to give Will the position. Hilary is offered a job presenting a prime-time show. (S6, E21) 
09:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Eye, Tooth Hillary gets William Shatner to appear on her show, and the producers think it is time the show moved to New York. Will is upset since he will lose a job. (S6, E22) 
10:00Scrubs My Cookie Pants Dr. Cox is up for the Chief of Medicine position, but he's not sure if he wants it. Eliot asks for Turk's help in reigniting the romance in her love life with J.D. (S8, E06) 
10:30Scrubs My New Role Dr. Cox has trouble adjusting to his new job as Chief of Medicine - who can help him? Carla gets in trouble with the other nurses because of her relationship with the doctors. (S8, E07) 
11:00Friends: Season 4 The One Where They're Going To Party! The guys try to be spontaneous and wild and Monica must decide between a steady job as head chef of a restaurant or her catering business with Phoebe. (S4, E09) 
11:30Friends: Season 4 The One With The Girl From Poughkeepsie Ross struggles to maintain a long-distance relationship. Meanwhile, Monica conjures a scheme to establish authority at her new restaurant job. (S4, E10) 
12:00Friends: Season 4 The One With Phoebe's Uterus Phoebe's half-brother makes an astounding announcement which involves a massive decision for Phoebe. (S4, E11) 
12:30Friends: Season 4 The One With The Embryos Phoebe undergoes an embryo transplant and becomes pregnant. Meanwhile, a simple challenge escalates into a full blown contest between the guys and the girls. (S4, E12) 
13:00My Wife And Kids The Remodel Realizing that the garage is no longer a suitable living situation for Jr., Vanessa and the baby, Jay insists that Michael have it remodelled. (S5, E18) 
13:30My Wife And Kids Michael Joins a Gym The same day Michael realizes he can't fit into his favourite pair of vintage jeans, he runs into an old high school friend, the muscular Daryl (Terry Crews). (S5, E19) 
14:00Friends: Season 4 The One With Rachel's Crush Chandler has a hard time handling Kathy's new role in a play, in which she pretends to have sex with a handsome man, whilst Rachel is attracted to a customer. (S4, E13) 
14:30Friends: Season 4 The One With Joey's Dirty Day Joey has no time to shower after he comes home from a three-day fishing trip and has to head out to the set of Charlton Heston's new movie. (S4, E14) 
15:00Friends: Season 4 The One With All The Rugby Chandler runs into Janice, now divorced, and finds her more irritating than ever. Meanwhile, Ross plays rugby in an attempt to impress Emily. (S4, E15) 
15:30Friends: Season 4 The One With The Fake Party Rachel throws Emily a fake going away party so she can see Joshua outside of work. Meanwhile, Phoebe's pregnancy cravings kick in as she longs for meat. (S4, E16) 
16:00Impractical Jokers: Season 2 Hidden camera practical joke show following The Tenderloins. The guys try to kiss strangers, eat food out of other people's shopping karts, and invade people's conversations for 30 seconds.(S2, E07) 
16:30Impractical Jokers: Season 2 Hidden camera practical joke show. The guys try to get signatures for college clubs that don't exist, and behave rudely at odds with elevator etiquette. (S2, E08) 
17:00Friends: Season 4 The One With The Free Porn The guys realise their TV is picking up a porno station for free, and Phoebe discovers she's carrying triplets. (S4, E17) 
17:30Friends: Season 4 The One With Rachel's New Dress Phoebe gets to name one of her babies which leads to Joey telling Chandler that he has a terrible name. Rachel's plan to seduce her boyfriend goes awry. (S4, E18) 
18:00Friends: Season 4 The One With All The Haste Monica and Rachel will do anything to get their old apartment back from the guys. Meanwhile, Ross spontaneously pops the question to Emily. (S4, E19) 
18:30Friends: Season 4 The One With All The Wedding Dresses Monica has an aspirational phase of wearing Emily's wedding dress. Meanwhile, Chandler forces Joey to get treatment for his snoring at a sleep clinic. (S4, E20) 
19:00Friends: Season 4 The One With The Invitation The friends get invitations to Ross's wedding, but not all of them are going. Ross and Rachel reminisce separately about when they dated each other. (S4, E21) 
19:30Friends: Season 4 The One With The Worst Best Man Ever After Joey almost loses Ross' wedding ring, Ross asks both Joey and Chandler to be his best man. Meanwhile, the girls host a baby shower for Phoebe. (S4, E22) 
20:00New: Fresh Off The Boat Shaquille O'Neal Motors The Huangs are in desperate need of a second vehicle, so Louis takes Jessica to Shaquille O'Neal Motors. Eddie convinces Evan to sell his Beanie Baby collection. (S2, E03) 
20:30New: Life In Pieces Necklace Rescue Chef Negotiator When Greg and Jen hire Allie, a private chef, to cook for them on Valentine's Day, the evening isn't as romantic as they had hoped. (S2, E13) 
21:00Final Destination Film After a teenager has a terrifying vision of him and his friends dying in a plane crash, he prevents the accident only to have Death hunt them down, one by one. Seann William Scott co-stars. (2000) 
23:00Your Face or Mine Jimmy Carr and Katherine Ryan host the gameshow that puts couples to the test. It's game on for Real Housewives of Cheshire's Dawn and Ashley to win thousands of pounds for charity! (S4, E03) 
23:30Bad Education Self Defence A computer game craze hits Abbey Grove that gets the children acting violent. Fraser even gets the staff addicted to the game resulting in Alfie and Rosie organising a weapons amnesty! 
00:00Impractical Jokers: Season 2 Hidden camera practical joke show following The Tenderloins. The guys try to kiss strangers, eat food out of other people's shopping karts, and invade people's conversations for 30 seconds.(S2, E07) 
00:30Impractical Jokers: Season 2 Hidden camera practical joke show. The guys try to get signatures for college clubs that don't exist, and behave rudely at odds with elevator etiquette. (S2, E08) 
01:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air I, Stank Hole in One When Phil appeals for a partner for a golf tournament, Carlton reluctantly agrees to give Will the position. Hilary is offered a job presenting a prime-time show. (S6, E21) 
01:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Eye, Tooth Hillary gets William Shatner to appear on her show, and the producers think it is time the show moved to New York. Will is upset since he will lose a job. (S6, E22) 
02:00South Park: Halloween Korn's Groovy Pirate Ghost Mystery The boys are being plagued by the 5th graders and South Park is overrun by Pirate Ghosts. Nu-Metal band Korn must save the day! (Scooby-Doo parody). (S3, E10) 
02:30South Park: Halloween The Biggest Douche in the Universe Cartman is rushed to hospital after again being possessed by Kenny. Chef believes a TV psychic can help but Stan isn't so sure... (S6, E15) 
03:00South Park: Halloween Something Wall-Mart This Way Comes When a mall is built in South Park, the townsfolk become addicted to shopping - it'll take the boys hunting down its evil "heart" to end their misery! (S8, E09) 
03:25South Park: Halloween Hell On Earth 2006 Satan has a Sweet 16 style party in L.A. on Halloween! The gang perform a ritual and mange to summon Biggie Smalls - who demands Butters helps him get to the party! (S10, E11) 
03:50The Cleveland Show Harder, Better, Faster, Browner Kenny West is a single dad and struggling rapper whom Cleveland takes under his wing. (S2, E01) 
04:15Malcolm In The Middle College Recruiters Raduca whips Reese into shape while pursuing her own interests, Dewey visits Francis, and Hal discovers the benefits of taking on Malcolm's college interviewers. (S7, E12) 
04:35Malcolm In The Middle Mono While Lois and Malcolm are laid up with mono, Hal discovers another side to the neighbourhood. Meanwhile, Dewey tries to introduce Reese to kinder, gentler ways of dealing with Jamie. (S7, E13) 
05:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.