This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount on Friday, January 26 2018

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00The Middle The Fun House Mike gets a pool table so that their house can be the "fun house" in the neighbourhood, and Frankie's job could be in jeopardy when a consultant visits Ehlert Motors. (S1, E18) 
08:35The Middle The Final Four Mike's once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to go to the Final Four basketball competition is put into jeopardy when Frankie's uncle's funeral is scheduled for the same day. (S1, E19) 
09:00The Middle TV or Not TV The Hecks give up cable TV to save money. Though the kids are initially unhappy, they soon find distractions and it's Frankie and Mike who end up having the most difficulty. (S1, E20) 
09:30The Middle Worry Duty Frankie becomes distressed when Axl gets back together with Morgan one more time and she begins telling him what to do again, while Brick struggles to take care of a baby chick. (S1, E21) 
10:00Friends The One Where Rachel Is Late When Rachel's pregnancy goes beyond her due date, the pain makes Rachel increasingly irritable. Meanwhile, Chandler falls asleep at Joey's movie premiere. (S8, E22) 
10:30Friends The One Where Rachel Has a Baby, Part 1: Ross and Rachel arrive at the hospital. Ross' mum gives Ross her mother's engagement ring to propose to Rachel with. (S8, E23) 
11:00Friends The One Where Rachel Has a Baby, Part 2: After forty-seven hours of labour, Rachel has her baby. However, Joey finds Ross' engagement ring and accidently proposes to a vulnerable Rachel. (S8, E24) 
11:30Friends The One Where No One Proposes Following Joey's accidental proposal to Rachel, he tries to tell her it was an accident but can't find an opportune moment. (S9, E01) 
12:00Friends The One Where Emma Cries When Joey attempts to gain Ross' forgiveness for mistakenly asking Rachel to marry him, they end up in the emergency room. (S9, E02) 
12:30Friends The One With the Pediatrician Phoebe and Joey decide to set each other up on blind dates but Joey forgets, and finds a complete stranger named Mike (Paul Rudd) to be Phoebe's date. (S9, E03) 
13:00Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes See classic, fan-favourite episodes with shareable pop-up facts throughout. Plus behind-the-scenes stories and factoids. Tonight; the punishment cuts deep for the big loser. (S1, E10) 
13:30Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes See classic, fan-favourite episodes with shareable pop-up facts throughout. Plus behind-the-scenes stories and factoids. Tonight; poolside antics and hastily-sent e-mails. (S1, E11) 
14:00Friends The One With the Sharks Monica thinks Chandler is aroused by shark documentaries. Meanwhile, Joey thinks he's already slept with the girl he's dating. (S9, E04) 
14:30Friends The One With Phoebe's Birthday Dinner Phoebe plans a night out for her birthday, but only her and Joey are on time, as all the other friends have issues which make them late. (S9, E05) 
14:55Friends The One With the Male Nanny Ross and Rachel hire a male nanny (Freddie Prinze Jr.). Chandler feels insecure when Monica tells him that she has met "the funniest man she has ever met". (S9, E06) 
15:35Friends The One With Ross's Inappropriate Song Ross accidentally discovers that singing the suggestive lyrics to "Baby Got Back" is the only way to get baby Emma to sleep. (S9, E07) 
16:00Scrubs My Old Man As Turk and Elliot prepare to present their joint paper at a medical conference, the interns see themselves in a different light after a visit by their parents. (S1, E19) 
16:30Scrubs My Way or the Highway There are confrontations aplenty at Sacred Heart as J.D. and Turk disagree on a patient's course of treatment, and Kelso and Cox clash over coffee. (S1, E20) 
17:00Friends The One With Rachel's Other Sister Rachel's spoiled, irresponsible sister, Amy (Christina Applegate) shows up for Thanksgiving and causes arguments amongst the gang. (S9, E08) 
17:30Friends The One With Rachel's Phone Number Rachel and Phoebe go out for a night together. After Rachel gives a guy her phone number, she worries that he'll call when Ross is at the apartment. (S9, E09) 
18:00Friends The One With Christmas in Tulsa When Chandler has to spend Christmas in Tulsa, Monica suspects the worst when she discovers that he will be joined by a beautiful co-worker, Wendy. (S9, E10) 
18:30Friends The One Where Rachel Goes Back To Work When Rachel visits her workplace to show off baby Emma, she fears she might lose her job to the handsome temp, Gavin, they hired to replace her. (S9, E11) 
18:55Friends The One With Phoebe's Rats Phoebe coaxes her boyfriend, Mike (Paul Rudd), into helping her care for a litter of baby rats that were born in her cabinet. (S9, E12) 
19:25Friends The One Where Monica Sings Monica gets up the nerve to sing at Mike's piano bar, much to the audience's enthusiasm. Unknowingly, it's her "assets" that are getting most of the attention. (S9, E13) 
20:00Impractical Jokers Q, Murr, Sal and Joe kill time in a waiting room by sharing some TMI texts with strangers, then try to sabotage each other as the wingmen from hell at a dating event. (S10, E17) 
20:30New: Impractical Jokers... ...After Party. See Murr let his hair down and find out what happens when the guys get recognised while shooting. (S1, E02) 
21:00The Cleveland Show Gone with the Wind Donna becomes angry when Cleveland experiences unexpected grief at his ex-wife Loretta's funeral. (S1, E17) 
21:30The Cleveland Show Brotherly Love Cleveland begins pimping out Terry for bachelorette parties as a "cable guy. (S1, E18) 
22:00New: Bob's Burgers The Wolf of Wharf Street Linda tries impressing the children on Halloween night by going off with them in search of an elusive wolf that has been terrorising the town. (S8, E03) 
22:30New: Rick and Morty Auto Erotic Assimilation Rick, Morty and Summer stumble on a hive mind named Unity that Rick used to date, meanwhile Beth and Jerry are hard on each other. (S2, E03) 
23:00South Park Tsst Cartman's mum realizes she can no longer control him, so attempts to get help from various reality TV experts. Only when she recruits the "Dog Whisperer" do results start to happen. (S10, E07) 
23:30South Park Make Love, Not Warcraft The boys are all shades of mad when a 'griefer' repeatedly kills them in an online game. Some serious training is in order so they can defeat him and play the game! (S10, E08) 
00:008 Out of 10 Cats A panel show based on statistics and polls, hosted by Jimmy Carr. Team captains are Sean Lock and Jason Manford; joined by Yvette Fielding, David Walliams, Reginald D. Hunter & Phil Spencer. (S8, E05) 
00:30Da Ali G Show Ali G attempts to interest investors (including Donald Trump) in his ice cream glove and interviews a special agent of the DEA about drugs. Borat provides a guide to American hobbies. (S2, E03) 
01:00New: The Daily Show Brand new and exclusive. Joining Trevor tonight is Cecile Richards, President of Planned Parenthood - a nonprofit organization that provides reproductive health care in the United States and globally. 
01:30South Park My Future Self 'n' Me: After meeting his failed self from the future, Stan decides to avoid drink and drugs - but why does Butters also have a good-for-nothing future self staying with him? (S6, E16) 
02:00RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars Emmy Award winning Ru Pauls' Drag race has arrived on Comedy Central as a UK exclusive with its fiercest and most fabulous All Stars season yet! Expect lip syncs, laughter and some shady behaviour! 
03:20South Park Krazy K******s Christopher Reeve arrives in town and Jimmy & Timmy aren't happy with the attention he gets. They form a club called "The Crips" - unaware of the gang that shares the name! (S7, E02) 
03:45South Park Toilet Paper Mrs. Dreibel gives the boys detention for making a phallus out of clay in art class. Angry, they take revenge by toilet papering her house. Officer Barbrady is on their trail. (S7, E03) 
04:10Two And A Half Men It's Always Nazi Week (1): Herb takes some advice from Charlie, resulting in Judith kicking him out. An overjoyed Alan goes to Judith's house to gloat but things take a different turn. (S6, E06) 
04:35Two And A Half Men Best H.O. Money Can Buy (2): Alan tries to escape Judith's grasp as Charlie and Herb go on the prowl to pick up women. Charlie teases Jake by threatening to send him to military school. (S6, E07) 
05:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.