This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Disney on Wednesday, May 22 2013

06:00Austin & Ally World Records & Work Wreckers Ally accidentally hires her crush, Dallas, to work at Sonic Boom. He turns out to be useless at the job, but she's worried about firing him in case he hates her. 
06:25Shake It Up Summer It Up Rocky is holidaying with CeCe at a lake house. The girls are horrified to discover there's no TV, internet or mobile phone reception, and Gunther and Tinker are staying next door! 
06:50A.N.T. Farm Modelling AssignmANT Chyna wants to help Cameron meet a model he's been fantasising about, and arranges a fake fashion shoot at school so he can finally meet the girl of his dreams. 
07:15Good Luck Charlie Story Time When Teddy and Amy learn one of Charlie's friends' mums is a book publisher looking for new talent, they find themselves in competition to prove they could be the next hit author. 
07:40Jessie The Trouble with Tessie Worried Tony is getting too clingy and jealous, Jessie panics when she 's invited to dinner to meet his parents and finds a ring in her dessert. Is he about to propose? New. 
08:05Jessie The Talented Mr Kipling Ravi's best friend is his lizard, Mr Kipling. He's horrified to find he's not allowed to keep his pet in the flat. Jessie must work out how to keep the lizard and the flat. 
08:30A.N.T. Farm IntelligANT Tensions rise between the ANTs when Chyna scores higher than Olive in an intelligence test. Cameron wants to qualify for the Olympics. He takes up curling, and Lexi joins him. 
08:55Get The Look Get the Eco Look Electra Formosa shows viewers how to re-think, re-use and recycle by clothes swapping and learning not to throw it but sew it. Lemonade Mouth's Bridgit Mendler provides inspiration. 
09:00Shake It Up Reality Check It Up Rocky and CeCe host a party to watch a True Teen Life reality show featuring Shake It Up. Sadly it is edited in a way that casts Rocky and CeCe in an unflattering light. 
09:25Shake It Up Boot It Up CeCe signs herself and Rocky up for a summer dance boot camp. But she doesn't realise it's Major Dance's boot camp, and a lot tougher than she'd expected. 
09:50How To Be Indie How to fool a fooling fooler: Last April Fools' Day Chandra made Indie look an idiot. This year she's determined to get her own back, but it proves harder than she thought and may backfire. New. 
10:15How To Be Indie How to fix a friendship fail: Indie's been so busy chasing Aiden that she hasn't had time to be a good friend to Abi. But is she prepared to ignore Aiden so that she can fix her friendship? New. 
10:40Phineas and Ferb The Beak Phineas and Ferb build the Ultimate Extreme Skate Track Obstacle Course. They meet reporter Isabella and decide to invent a machine to turn them into ultimate super hero The Beak. 
11:05Phineas and Ferb The Lizard Whisperer/Robot Rodeo The boys find a chameleon they call Steve. Jeremy accidentally operates the Gigantinator, making Steve huge. The boys build mechanical bulls for a robot rodeo. 
11:30Fish Hooks Fish Sleep-over Party/Happy Birthday Jocktopus Milo and Oscar gate-crash Bea's sleep-over party dressed as girls. Bea and Milo accidentally give Oscar to bully Jocktopus as a birthday present. 
11:55Mickey Mouse - Have A Laugh Classic Disney cartoons have been digitally re-mastered in this great new series, bringing the fun-filled adventures of Mickey and his mates up-to-date for the 21st century. 
12:00Fish Hooks Hooray for Hamsterwood Bea's surprised when Milo gets her a TV role. She heads for Hamsterwood, to find it's a reality show where hamsters are dared to eat strange things, and she's the food! New. 
12:15Hannah Montana Forever Love that lets go: Lilly finally decides to ride Blue Jeans. While she's riding the horse is bitten by a snake. He's seriously ill and Miley's worried, but Lilly and Sienna support her. 
12:40Hannah Montana Forever Been Here All Along Miley cancels an outing with dad to go out with Jesse. When he talks to his father, who is serving abroad, Miley realises how lucky she is to have her dad at home. 
13:05So Random! Episode Four Mitchel Musso stars in this spin-off show from Sonny with a Chance, consisting of hilarious skits and sketches packed with eccentric spoof characters, crazy games and great music. 
13:30Groove High School of Lock There's a thief at Groove High, so Sasha demands the installation of a video security system. A glitch causes lock-down, trappimg Duke, Tom and Zoe in the bathroom. New. 
13:55Art Attack Birthday In this birthday themed episode, the Big Art is a girl with presents, and there are lots of presents to be made, featuring Disney characters. Viewers also learn how to make garlands. 
14:20Fish Hooks Fish Floaters/Dollars and Fish There's trouble between the friends over designing a float for the Homecoming Parade. Randy lends Milo money for a concert ticket then charges him massive interest. 
14:45Shake It Up Apply It Up Rocky and CeCe apply for an exclusive dance academy. Both are accepted, but Rocky's parents are unable and unwilling to pay for it. CeCe got a scholarship and tries to get Rocky one too. 
15:10Austin & Ally Albums & Auditions Austin gets a record deal, then discovers he has nodules on his vocal cords and may never sing again! He must choose between a risky operation and maybe giving up his career? 
15:35The Suite Life on Deck A London Carol Cody and Bailey ask for help with their charity event, but London refuses. When her magic mirror takes her to her past, present and future, she learns giving is important. 
16:00Wizards Of Waverly Place Ghost room-mate: Alex and Harper get a room-mate - Lucy, a ghost who is haunting the building after her boyfriend's mysterious disappearance. They introduce her to Mason, but Alex gets jealous. 
16:25Wizards Of Waverly Place Get along little Zombie A zombie moves into the building and bites Mr Laritate. Alex, Harper and Mason decide to try to rescue him before his transformation into a zombie is complete. 
16:50Dog With A Blog Guess who's a Cheerleader? Avery becomes a cheerleader and drops BFF Lyndsay, who isn't popular with the squad. Stan complains about her lack of loyalty and stresses the value of true friends. New. 
17:15Austin & Ally Girlfriends and Girl Friends Austin asks out Jimmy Starr's daughter, Kira. Ally offers to help him plan the perfect date, then realises she has feelings for Austin. She turns to Trish for help. 
17:35Good Luck Charlie Amy Needs a Shower Amy convinces Mary Lou Wentz to throw her a baby shower, but the event turns bad when Charlie blurts out all the horrible things Amy said about her baby shower guests. 
18:00Jessie Trashin' Fashion: Emma's excited about Mum's designs being in a fashion show, but when she doesn't like them she doesn't know whether or not to tell the truth in her fashion blog. New. 
18:25Jessie Toy Con Jessie entrusts her favourite toy from her childhood, Military Mary, to Zuri, but when Zuri trades it for a far less impressive toy, they try desperately to get Military Mary back. New. 
18:50A.N.T. Farm EndurANTs China and the other ANTs head to Australia where this year's ANT convention is being held. Fletcher is accidentally stranded in desert so the other ANTs must save him. 
19:10Good Luck Charlie Name that Baby Amy and Bob vote on names for the baby. They overhear Gabe telling Charlie she will be forgotten once the new baby is born, like he was, and try to make it up to him. 
19:35Phineas and Ferb Cheer Up Candace/Fireside Girl Jamboree The boys try to cheer Candace up. She's in a bad mood because Jeremy cancelled their date. Candace joins the Fireside Girls to get to see a concert. 
20:00Wizards Of Waverly Place Ghost room-mate: Alex and Harper get a room-mate - Lucy, a ghost who is haunting the building after her boyfriend's mysterious disappearance. They introduce her to Mason, but Alex gets jealous. 
20:25Wizards Of Waverly Place Get along little Zombie A zombie moves into the building and bites Mr Laritate. Alex, Harper and Mason decide to try to rescue him before his transformation into a zombie is complete. 
20:45Wizards Of Waverly Place Wizards vs Everything Professor Young tells Alex, Justin and Max to use their powers to defeat Gorog, who has captured Juliet, and promised to make her young in exchange for the moral compass. 
21:15Shake It Up Apply It Up Rocky and CeCe apply for an exclusive dance academy. Both are accepted, but Rocky's parents are unable and unwilling to pay for it. CeCe got a scholarship and tries to get Rocky one too. 
21:35How To Be Indie How to Beat the Lie and Win the Guy Indie tries on Marlon's fake plaster cast for a laugh. While wearing it she meets Aiden, the boy she fancies, he's wearing a cast too and they hit it off. New. 
22:00My Babysitter's A Vampire Revamped Ethan and Benny are excited about the upcoming dance, but horrified vampire Jesse has escaped from the box of souls they trapped him in. Jesse asks Sarah if she will leave with him. New. 
22:25Hannah Montana Me and Mr Jonas and Mr Jonas and Mr Jonas American teen heartthrobs The Jonas Brothers star as Miley gets jealous when her Dad jams with them. Jackson tries to break the world pogo stick record. 
22:50Hannah Montana I Will Always Loathe You Miley's in the running for an award so Grandma comes to stay. Aunt Dolly comes too even though the two women don't get on. Dolly Parton guest stars. 
23:15So Random! Australian pop singer Cody Simpson guest stars in this spin-off from Sonny with a Chance featuring hilarious skits and sketches, eccentric spoof characters, crazy games and great music. 
23:35Shake It Up Hot Mess It Up CeCe and Rocky give advice on a website, and they're worried it has persuaded Gunther to move back to the old country, so CeCe asks him to be her dance date to make him stay. 
00:00Disney Channel Preview Disney Channel is the home of Shake It Up, Wizards Of Waverly Place and The Suite Life of Zack On Deck and incredible original movies! 
06:00Austin & Ally myTab, myPet: The friends queue for the new myTab, but when Dez lets everyone in front of him, Ally and Trish take over. So Austin and Dez are left to look after Ally's pet bird, which escapes!